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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-12-24 22:12:58 UTC
Every year as I redeem my presents I am filled with questions...where did these implant come from? How did this ship arrive in my hangar? Are my ears too big?

I am always left with more questions than answers...as such I have decided to start a thread demanding an answer my serious spaceship Santa queries...Here goes...

What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?

Do the little boys and girls of New Eden fear getting Noxium in their stockings?

Does Santa's sleigh have any hi-slots?

Is the North Pole on a planet or is it a point in space? If it is a point in space, does anyone have the bookmark?

Are those reindeer or cleverly disguised Creodron simulacrums?

What skill set is needed to board the sleigh?

Are "elves" just extra feminine Gallente men who like tights?

Do reindeer droppings incinerate in the atmosphere and become Dust or do they fall to the ground intact? If intact, is this considered and orbital bombardment?

Are there Christmas trees in Captains Quarters ? If so, do Minmatar really prefer colored balls? If so What color? (I like blue)

If Santa's sleigh and a Claw both initiate a warp to the sun at 100k, who gets there first?

Which Ice fields do snowmen come from? Has the Goon interdiction of Gallente ice systems spoiled any of their vacation plans?

Are these snowballs in my hangar ever going to be reusable?

I have to go to dinner so I will have to revisit this thread...does anyone else have any serious questions?

Merry Chirstahanukwanz
MrZany
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2011-12-24 22:20:24 UTC
Lmao!

Here are a couple:


Do bells still jingle in space?

Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?
Roh Voleto
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-12-24 22:28:08 UTC
MrZany wrote:

Do bells still jingle in space?


Only if you have an Auto Targeting System fitted or are doing the targeting.


MrZany wrote:

Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?


Well, there is always the kind where everybody who gets caught under it gets their rear end violated, instead of a kiss. But that grows year around.
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-12-24 22:33:06 UTC
Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d?
Mag's
Azn Empire
#5 - 2011-12-24 22:36:04 UTC
Feligast wrote:
Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d?
So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids. Lol

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-12-24 22:37:08 UTC
Mag's wrote:
Feligast wrote:
Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d?
So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids. Lol


Hey Mag's... Merry Christmas, man.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#7 - 2011-12-24 22:38:22 UTC
Feligast wrote:
Mag's wrote:
Feligast wrote:
Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d?
So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids. Lol


Hey Mag's... Merry Christmas, man.
You too bud and many happy returns for the new year. Cool

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
MrZany
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-12-25 04:27:04 UTC
Roh Voleto wrote:
MrZany wrote:

Do bells still jingle in space?


Only if you have an Auto Targeting System fitted or are doing the targeting.


MrZany wrote:

Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?


Well, there is always the kind where everybody who gets caught under it gets their rear end violated, instead of a kiss. But that grows year around.



+1
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#9 - 2011-12-25 04:45:19 UTC  |  Edited by: MadMuppet
Part of me thinks that CCP should have an NPC Santa ship that flies through the verse. Anybody that gets a shot off at it gets 100 snowballs (to the redeemable screen, only once per account per year) that can be fired from a rocket or missile launcher. His ship is infinitely stabbed, immune to web, has the mass of huge mass moves at 1000 m/s and runs on auto pilot. Note that shooting at Santa IS an aggressive act.

The whole thing would be a roaming LIVE event, many tears would be had. It would be run over 12 days of course, once every six hours for an hour or so so that all time zones could play.

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"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Erien Rand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-12-25 05:02:03 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:



Does Santa's sleigh have any hi-slots?

Is the North Pole on a planet or is it a point in space? If it is a point in space, does anyone have the bookmark?

What skill set is needed to board the sleigh?

Do reindeer droppings incinerate in the atmosphere and become Dust or do they fall to the ground intact? If intact, is this considered and orbital bombardment?

Are there Christmas trees in Captains Quarters ? If so, do Minmatar really prefer colored balls? If so What color? (I like blue)



I would like these answered myself...love the Dust514 reference P

Merry Xmas!
Alara IonStorm
#11 - 2011-12-25 05:23:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
The D1ngo wrote:

What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?

A Leather Banana Hammock, Thigh High Boots with 3 Inch Heels and one of those glass Gallente Helmets. Santa weighs about 95lb and is 6 foot 3(Not including the Heels). He has an Orange HitIer(Future not aware who he is) Mustache and an 2 foot Diameter Afro sticking through the helmet. He is the 7th biggest Gallente Sex Symbol.

Welcome to the Future.
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-12-25 17:36:37 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
The D1ngo wrote:

What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?

A Leather Banana Hammock, Thigh High Boots with 3 Inch Heels and one of those glass Gallente Helmets. Santa weighs about 95lb and is 6 foot 3(Not including the Heels). He has an Orange HitIer(Future not aware who he is) Mustache and an 2 foot Diameter Afro sticking through the helmet. He is the 7th biggest Gallente Sex Symbol.

Welcome to the Future.



Santie Claws?...Is that you........?
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#13 - 2011-12-25 17:46:58 UTC
I bet he drops phat loot....

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Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#14 - 2011-12-25 17:51:16 UTC
Life...get one.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
ShadowFire15
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-12-25 17:56:05 UTC
theres life outside eve? fascinating

[i]Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday[/i]
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-12-25 18:13:39 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
Life...get one.



Thank you for proactively answering "yes" my next question which was "Does the Grinch reside in New Eden" Blink


Is your heart really two sizes too small?

If so, if you podded yourself would your next clone have the same problem?

Please go pod yourself and report back to this thread...

Thanks and Merry Evemas
MrZany
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2011-12-25 18:17:09 UTC
ShadowFire15 wrote:
theres life outside eve? fascinating



I am not sure there is evidence that conclusively proves that there is life beyond Eve though there is a persistent rumor.... Bear