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Guess the intentions of the pilot above you

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jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#121 - 2015-04-09 18:07:53 UTC
looks like a suspect involved in operation Yewtree !
Fal Shepard
Fraternity.
#122 - 2015-04-11 19:45:30 UTC
Your intention, slaver, is to count how many seconds it takes for me to shove a 425mm tungston round all the way through your rectum. Ready...Go!

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#123 - 2015-04-12 02:20:00 UTC
intends to have a thing for shoving highly lethal weapons into various locations on the human anatomy



um

Shocked
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#124 - 2015-04-12 03:27:35 UTC
is thinking about inquiring if tungsten ammo is really necessary just to reach the end of the rectum

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#125 - 2015-04-12 03:35:39 UTC
Is intending to be COMPLETLY PSYCIK!! Shocked
Fal Shepard
Fraternity.
#126 - 2015-04-12 11:06:25 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
is thinking about inquiring if tungsten ammo is really necessary just to reach the end of the rectum


Of course it is. Slavers never seem to do anything but rest their lead asses. How else can it be breeched?

(Skip me)

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Helios Grim
Perkone
Caldari State
#127 - 2015-04-12 11:13:13 UTC
@Vector, your intentions are to give me money for just being so awesome :).

Yea... Fal's comment at post #122 is kinda hard to beat... Way to go Winmatar ;)
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#128 - 2015-04-12 21:11:18 UTC
Is about to have some minmatar blood pumped into his veins.
Varik Xavier
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#129 - 2015-04-14 06:05:01 UTC
Whatever his intentions may be, I hope it's to dye his beard.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#130 - 2015-04-14 07:47:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
cloaking.

Helios Grim wrote:
Yea... Fal's comment at post #122 is kinda hard to beat... Way to go Winmatar ;)

he's not in the matari militia AFAIK. on the other hand, I am. and my corp is open Blink
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#131 - 2015-04-14 11:01:26 UTC
Plans a marathon bout of Yahtzee.

Bring your possibles.

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#132 - 2015-04-14 11:11:58 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
Plans a marathon bout of Yahtzee.

continuously being wrong
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#133 - 2015-04-14 11:14:20 UTC
After I become the scourge of the ganking community, I'm going to open up a malt shop.

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#134 - 2015-04-14 11:16:26 UTC
polishing heads since 2008. while being wrong.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#135 - 2015-04-14 11:23:52 UTC
I am Liafcipe of Borg.

You will be assimilated.

Resistance is....welcomed.

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Space music http://minddivided.com

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Fal Shepard
Fraternity.
#136 - 2015-04-14 12:34:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Fal Shepard
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
cloaking.

Helios Grim wrote:
Yea... Fal's comment at post #122 is kinda hard to beat... Way to go Winmatar ;)

he's not in the matari militia AFAIK. on the other hand, I am. and my corp is open Blink



Are you talking about me? I am in the Minmatar militia, but dont call us "winmatar". It's annoying. That's like me calling every Amarrian i meet a slaver...Oh wait, I do that anyway.

@ Random: He intends on going home after a long night in the bar flexing his skinny arms at people he knows could beat him up. From there, he will iron his large collection of black T-shirts to repeat the process the following night. "They're not all the same," he claims, "they're different shades of black."

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#137 - 2015-04-14 15:32:11 UTC
FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM Twisted
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#138 - 2015-04-14 15:56:31 UTC
To assimilate us all D:

(.___________________________________________.)/

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#139 - 2015-04-14 15:59:59 UTC
sniping.

(because scope... get it?)
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#140 - 2015-04-14 16:14:38 UTC
Debating just how much rust he wants on his new newly purchased ship.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."