Out of Pod Experience

Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!!

in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England"





cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny

Get liberated, son.

Oh............

*Fixed*

this is definetly the place for these

nahhhh they will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !

Here's my best bud Argentinian co-worker Ignacio's Falklands War story. It might not be 100% accurate, because I heard it in a loud bar over beers, with many distractions.

-Ignacio's little Argentinitan army unit is sitting around on one of the islands, just waiting for their enlistment period to end. Local island corrupt big man scammer politician/businessman guy moves some of his steel pipe inventory into an old warehouse. Doesn't belong to him, it's on the British side of the island or something. He sets up shop and starts parking trucks or something.

-Some over exuberant warehouse guy or somebody puts an Argentinian flag up over the warehouse or something.

-British warships appear and troops start landing.

-Lieutenant of my friend's unit, by radio: "Little bored island unit to base. British troops are landing. A hella lot of warships with guns and missiles behind them."

-Base general: "What? Island unit, counter attack! Hold the landing at the beach!"

-Lieutenant and local unit grunts look at each other. Look at the ships, at the British Marines doing an amphibious assault, and at the local thugs warehouse.

-Lieutenant: "Base, we have radio equipment trouble, signal not clear. Please repeat."

-Base general: "Island unit, assault that landing site! Now! Repulse the invasion! And hold at all costs! Until reinforced!"

-Lieutenant looks at grunts, warehouse. Lieutenant: "Island unit to base. We have radio trouble. Can you hear me? ::Tremolos the radio's broadcast volume knob, fades it to 0 while still speaking, pulls the plug::

Not the last stand of the 300, but myself I'm glad my mate Ignacio didn't get his dumb arse shot up defending a hot damn corrupt politician's warehouse.

I did not find the right comic, this is fairly close as only the ignorant dare call the French cowards. Even in the world wars, when they were out gunned, they formed a resistance (old fashioned guerrila war).

Yeah... It could be even harder than getting that extra runway built at Heathrow.