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Siegfried Cohenberg's Freighter Ganking Service

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Joan Miles
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2015-04-09 16:42:29 UTC
Scam or not, Sieg is known to be a very good or annoying (depending where you sit) freighter "herding dog".
+1 If you need one ofc.



And this has to be the best quote from a character in an NPC corp.
Siegfried Cohenberg wrote:
Are your targets hiding in npc corporations? Your search ends here.

Siegfried Cohenberg
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State

You sir are a now officialy a god among mere, mortal NPC corp characters.

No...I don't haul Big smile
Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2015-04-10 05:38:35 UTC
I endorse this service!
Antylus Tyrell
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2015-04-10 06:31:45 UTC
Anyone who falls for this scam deserves to lose every last isk they have.
Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
Freighter Friends
#24 - 2015-04-11 05:20:07 UTC
Antylus Tyrell wrote:
Anyone who falls for this scam deserves to lose every last isk they have.


I think what you meant to say was you're excited to see freighters be contractually obligated to explode
Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
Freighter Friends
#25 - 2015-05-23 09:49:46 UTC
If you take a look at Sasha Cohenberg's kill history you'll find that we've been busy harpooning whales. I also recently acquired 4 more gankers, and can now gank freighters by myself. Send me an evemail if you're interested.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#26 - 2015-05-23 14:02:50 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Kavoro Pel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2015-05-23 15:27:08 UTC
If you're in need of a freighter disposal service, Siegfried is your go-to guy Blink
Lurk Lackus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#28 - 2015-06-08 21:16:22 UTC
It is with heavy heart I must attest that Mr. Cohemberg's words aren't unsubstantiated.

Few days ago I was unfortunate enough to make acquaintance with his Machariel's sharp end.
By divine grace and because of the nearby lighting strike the power went out... the next day I was still alive and kicking in my Charon.

He was however very respectful and extended a quite large amount of courtesy toward me.

I would assume that all others unfortunate enough to have a thunderstorm nearby will too be treated with the utmost respect during the subsequent carnage and massacre.
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#29 - 2015-06-08 21:32:56 UTC
Never doubt the power of Siegfried Cohenberg. If you think you can get away from him and win at the end of the day, think again.

The CODE. always wins.

I endorse this service with no hesitation or reservation.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

315 James
Doomheim
#30 - 2015-06-09 22:31:08 UTC  |  Edited by: 315 James
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
The CODE. always wins.


Indeed it does. Well said, agent.

EDIT: How silly of me, I forgot to mention that I too endorse this service wholeheartedly. Agent Cohenberg is a credit to the CODE.

Praise me.

Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#31 - 2015-06-10 04:54:13 UTC
No matter how many freighters you gank, highsec remains much the same as it always has. People will not be forced to change their playstyle in a video game through intimidation and threats...the more code tries to tighten its grip, the more star systems slip through its fingers.
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#32 - 2015-06-10 15:02:57 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
No matter how many freighters you gank, highsec remains much the same as it always has. People will not be forced to change their playstyle in a video game through intimidation and threats...the more code tries to tighten its grip, the more star systems slip through its fingers.


...did you really just try to reword a Star Wars quote to use against actions in EvE?

Oi vey.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

WonkySplitDemon
Doomheim
#33 - 2015-06-13 23:04:25 UTC
Fast and dependable freighter ganking! This guy is legit!
Kalorned
Psychedelic Llamas
#34 - 2015-06-13 23:39:14 UTC
Siegfried is unquestionably one of the finest freighter bumpers in the game. I fully vouch for and highly recommend this service, you will not be disappointed should you decide to contract your freighter eliminating job to The Cohenbergs.
Rhalina Sedai
Doomheim
#35 - 2015-06-14 18:53:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Rhalina Sedai
Veers Belvar wrote:
No matter how many freighters you gank, highsec remains much the same as it always has. People will not be forced to change their playstyle in a video game through intimidation and threats...the more code tries to tighten its grip, the more star systems slip through its fingers.


Dear Veers Belvar.

As the spokesperson for the Free Systems of Panorad we would like to inform you that your thinking is extremely flawed on many levels. When it comes to how high-sec functions your constant whining and vitriolic comments only help to hinder our efforts in this matter, we would prefer you to desist in your efforts in confronting the New Order in this manner. It will never work and quite frankly your just making yourself look like a complete nincompoop.


Fly Safe

Always mine Panorad Always!

Kind regards Rhalina Sedai.

FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)

Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#36 - 2015-06-14 21:48:57 UTC
Rhalina Sedai wrote:


Dear Veers Belvar.

As the spokesperson for the Free Systems of Panorad we would like to inform you that your thinking is extremely flawed on many levels. When it comes to how high-sec functions your constant whining and vitriolic comments only help to hinder our efforts in this matter, we would prefer you to desist in your efforts in confronting the New Order in this manner. It will never work and quite frankly your just making yourself look like a complete nincompoop.


Fly Safe

Always mine Panorad Always!

Kind regards Rhalina Sedai.


There are some misguided individuals that think I am in fact Veers! Would be kind of strange of someone who has the rep of Veers to set up an alt (8 years ago in the past) just to post on a forum that he already posts on with controversial views, but some people will believe anything I guess!

As for ganking freighters - anyone that flies their freighter around unprotected these days is asking for trouble. I don't support that trouble but try not to give the Siegfried's of this world an outlet....

Alt and proud

Kavoro Pel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2015-06-16 00:39:01 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
No matter how many freighters you gank, highsec remains much the same as it always has. People will not be forced to change their playstyle in a video game through intimidation and threats...the more code tries to tighten its grip, the more star systems slip through its fingers.



Why don't you undock for a change, and see how many Hulks are out there. Then come back here and tell me we didn't change highsec.

As for Rhalina Sedai, at least we can agree on one thing.
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