Intergalactic Summit

((i had trouble coming up with decent content for this one..so it may be a little weak))

[[We had broadcasting issues yesterday and were unable to show the commercial..now here it is]]

The commercial begins with a camera panning over to two Kids in a bright and shiny kitchen sitting at a table with several boxes on it complaining about their ****** generic bland cereal

Boy 1 "Man this cereal is lame..and lacks the basic nutrition that my growing body requires!"
Boy 2 :Yeah...if only there was a good Liberal made cereal that we could eat.."

Just then, a distant LAv could be heard in the distant...the sound gets closer..and closer..AND CLOSER AND CLO-BLAM
A LAV crashes though the wall several inches away from the kids, a small line of text runs on The bottom of the screen "No Walls were hurt during the making of this Commercial"

Then Foley pops out of the pantry adjacent to the incident wearing full Ishukone combat armor and says "Did someone Just say their cereal was **** and wished for a more liberal cereal?!"

Boy 1 "Its Foley Jones! The abnormal Duster that makes Blenders!"
Foley: "Ha! Thats right Boy 1! SO i hear you two are having a ****** breakfast with theses ****** cereals? Well i got the fix!"

Foley then slams the table with a box of Ishukrunch...that he pulled out...from..somewhere?

The two boys shout with amazement and begin to nom on the box "Thanks Foley Jones!"

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The commercial then cuts to a typical studio for a infomercial

"Hi! Foley Jones here with the most nutritional meals you will ever have! Ishukrunch! Made by liberals! for everyone else!

Foley then walks behind a counter that has a Box and bowel of Ishukrunch "Now i know what you are saying..Foley! That commercial was absolute ****! You hurt a wall in it!....Well **** you...Now thats out of the way lets talk more aobut the Product shall we?"

"Ishukrunch is the most healthy and balanced cereal that will ever be released on the market..We got so many ******* types of grains in it that we got your

-Iron
-Zinc
-Magnesium
-Calcium
-Vitamin C
- Vitamin D
-Vitamin F
-Vitamin Z
-Vitamin 3
-Vitamin G
-Vitamin O
-Vitamin B
-Vitamin Y
-Vitamin W
-Vitamin P
-Vitamin N

"I don't even know half the ******* vitamins"

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"Ishukrunch also comes in many different flavors! Theres a box for everyone to enjoy! We got..

-Bland
-Vanilla
-Chocolate
-Pepperoni
-Blue Cheese
-Honey
-Quafe™
-Whole grain
-Deep fried
-War
-Moist
-Strawberry

"And many more!....Now im running out of time here..But before i go! if you would like to pre order a limited edition box before the Cereal hits selves please call 239851298598145-12354123561669084-1243971235-LIBERAL

"Again thats 239851298598145-12354123561669084-1243971235-LIBERAL! We are currently awaiting your call!"


Huogikku Corporation!
- All our employees are under contract

Um, yeah.

Monsieur...

If you would like some marketing advice and tutelage, I could recommend a couple Federation corporations that excel at it...