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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11921 - 2015-04-02 14:45:39 UTC
Why are my ears burning??

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Yiole Gionglao
#11922 - 2015-04-02 16:50:58 UTC
Oh, forget it... some men are more sensitive, others are less sensitive, and some wouldn't feel a sexy ear massage in a hundred years... Roll

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11923 - 2015-04-02 17:02:10 UTC
you call burning my ear with a blowtorch a "sexy massage" ??
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11924 - 2015-04-02 21:17:39 UTC
From her, I can see it. Cool

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Yiole Gionglao
#11925 - 2015-04-03 08:08:14 UTC
Okay, let's try that again... now just relax and make an effort to feel the soft touch of my skilled fingertips on the sensitive skin of your ears and earlobes... and this time make no comments about my boobs on your back, they're distracting.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11926 - 2015-04-03 08:11:49 UTC
No effort needed. I feel it perfectly....maybe too perfectly Oops
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11927 - 2015-04-03 09:49:53 UTC
So there's a situation arising in your pants? Sorry, but I can't see any development...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11928 - 2015-04-03 10:00:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Even the Earth looks flat from where we stand. When something is that big, it can be hard to appreciate it's true size and shape.

We're talking about my ego right?
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11929 - 2015-04-03 11:04:47 UTC
Speaking of ego....

You ignored me last night. Ignored.

You have no idea how that makes me feel. Evil

I think we'll conveniently forget that 'safe word' business until proper instruction is given.

*takes out whip*
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11930 - 2015-04-03 11:26:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
I'm sorry. Violet kicked me twice. Hard too.

I won't do it again, but feel free to whip me anyway.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11931 - 2015-04-03 14:27:27 UTC
That was hardly a DefCon-5 in your pants. More like a tempest in a teacup.

Bring your possibles.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11932 - 2015-04-03 14:38:35 UTC
For what you are about to receive, may the Lord make you truly thankful. Amen.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11933 - 2015-04-03 17:40:48 UTC
Thanks hon for keeping her occupied.

I've handed out all the pamphlets to her slaves and I imagine their liberation will occur at any time.

Oh, and that Vitoc serum you gave me worked like a charm.

Are you ready for your reward? Blink
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11934 - 2015-04-03 21:27:33 UTC
As intimidated as I am by you still, waking up next to you is its own reward.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11935 - 2015-04-04 11:12:29 UTC
Am I intimidating? No, I am not. I am soft and warm and huggable and can take all your sweet love all night long. Do you dare?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#11936 - 2015-04-05 00:52:55 UTC
You're adorable, totally snuggable and sweet.

I dare.

Have mercy when the time comes when you'll break my heart.

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#11937 - 2015-04-05 01:10:02 UTC
Shocked

are we burning Nullsec yet?

Shocked

*will wait for response staring*
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#11938 - 2015-04-05 01:23:10 UTC
Burning nullsec, no - not sure why you agreed to the shackles but that candle wax is gonna burn while the candle tapers as you lay there while i go get breakfast

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#11939 - 2015-04-05 01:27:24 UTC
Shocked

Shocked

Shocked

are we doing it now?

*winces slightly at the wax but does not break the vigil*
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#11940 - 2015-04-05 01:37:12 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai has my heart to break and i'm in no doubt time will see it so

If i appear in any other capsuleers dreams / nightmares then i can only advise less coffee or hard stuff prior to slumber

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