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Scott Ormands
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2015-04-01 16:30:07 UTC
a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:
PLEX Sell wrote:
a DAMN PATRIOT wrote:
Hi Noobman, we are very new to this game but I think we are possibly ready for wormholes space. We have at least 3 capital class ships to deploy and are very excited.

We are interested in a particular hole, J105934, would it be possible to rent this hole and of course we would like the premium package including invasion protection as we have heard there are dangerous wormhole spaces to watch out for. Thank you for your replies and we are excited to renting from you !!


Hi,

Are these capital class ships of yours dreadnought class war vessels? If they are, you are perfectly set up for some combat site escalations! As a satisfied customer of this rental service, using my vessels to trigger more NPCs has made me vast amounts of Interstellar Kredits.


Mr. Plex. Sell. Thank you for fastest reply. I have dreadnought classes of also a carrier class nuclear vessel. Please join me on BRAVE NEWBIES INCORPORATED mumble channel "Brave Dojo" because that is where we receive teachings of veteran newbies player. Unfortunately we do not have the ability to grant visitor access because our IT team is the most elite and they have not created that ability for us to make. So you will need to join BRAVE alliance, I recommend THE DESOLATE ORDER as they are our most elite PVP corporation and you will just look at their killboards to agree. Thanks and I will seeing you on coms please teach me soon!


Thank you Mr. Patriot, I am incredibly humbled by your support. Although I would humbly submit that we are not the premiere PvP corp of the Brave Collective, although we do do quite well for ourselves as evidenced by the following kill mails.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44203114/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44202946/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44200238/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45608784/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45608812/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/45339675/

I would instead submit my recommendation for Golden Phoenix Propulsion Laboratory to be considered as the most elite PvP corporation of the Brave Collective as evidenced by their incredible isk efficiency https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98126572/
GizzyBoy
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#42 - 2015-04-01 18:43:39 UTC  |  Edited by: GizzyBoy
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "
NoobMan
Perkone
Caldari State
#43 - 2015-04-01 19:26:06 UTC
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


Please... Its an April Fools Joke.

Operations Director of Hard K(n)ocks Inc.
Desimus Maximus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#44 - 2015-04-01 19:33:43 UTC
They really should shut down forums from 12:01am thru 11:59pm on April 1st.
Razak Pzetchi
Doomheim
#45 - 2015-04-01 20:14:43 UTC
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "



Did you biomass your sense of humour or self destruct it on your way out?
Vane Vandayla
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2015-04-01 20:15:13 UTC
dexter xio wrote:
Wormhole space is trash anyway just rent nullsec space, I hear it's more profitable anyway mate.


Right! Why farm 4 bil/h in w-space when you can do the same for smashing 500mil/h in nullsec! and now the best part... the price for a single system is as high as renting a wormhole!
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#47 - 2015-04-01 22:51:49 UTC
NoobMan wrote:
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


Please... Its an April Fools Joke.


We're gonna need a bigger salt pusher thing

I ♥ the orthrus
Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2015-04-01 23:19:52 UTC
I wonder if this will be a reality with the new structures

Art of Explosions
Official Diplomat
Forgotten Godz
#49 - 2015-04-02 01:46:24 UTC
Axloth Okiah wrote:
I can officially vouch for this product/service.

U wot m8?
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#50 - 2015-04-02 02:50:45 UTC
Key Dett wrote:
Noob,

I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.

Thanks for your immediate attention,

Key

Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!


Please refrain from NPC alt posting.

Thanks, Key...

WTR C2 SC5/NS, Noob. TIA

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E-mail: diogenes.proc@gmail.com

My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/

The Diogenes Club | Join W-Space | Down The Pipe
Alundil
Rolled Out
#51 - 2015-04-02 03:11:03 UTC
Key Dett wrote:
Noob,

I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.

Thanks for your immediate attention,

Key

Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!

TopKek

I know that writing this made you die inside a little.

I'm right behind you
Pissfat
Tactically Challenged
The Initiative.
#52 - 2015-04-02 03:16:12 UTC
Key Dett wrote:
Noob,

I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.

Thanks for your immediate attention,

Key

Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!


My bro, much <3.

I am Winthorp you might remember me from such films as i got CCP to make signature ID's persistent through DT for their love of AU bros.
Ion Udan
Stellar Ascent
#53 - 2015-04-02 05:03:32 UTC
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


So this is the level of player remaining in NoHo? Someone with no sense of humour? Considering the current landscape in W Space i'ts so tongue in cheek and pulling the **** out of themselves. Yet you feel the need to highlight the "rules" of posting in these forums.

I am disappoint.

So, glorious QEX brother steals potatoes from hisec.
Witchway
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2015-04-02 05:14:19 UTC
Ion Udan wrote:
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


So this is the level of player remaining in NoHo? Someone with no sense of humour? Considering the current landscape in W Space i'ts so tongue in cheek and pulling the **** out of themselves. Yet you feel the need to highlight the "rules" of posting in these forums.

I am disappoint.

I mean AHARM hasn't been relevant in how long now? what would make you think there was anything other than pure bitterness left in there?

Official Shit Talking Captain, Bastard of Hard Knocks Inc.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#55 - 2015-04-02 05:20:40 UTC
Key Dett wrote:
Noob,

I'm currently homeless so I'm very interested in renting a system to farm in. Would you message me in game so we can get the process started right away. I'm no longer interested in any pvp so I will certainly want the deluxe package. I can not think of a finer group I would like to rent from than HK.

Thanks for your immediate attention,

Key

Carebearing for the rest of my days!!!

Key ♥

How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.

corbexx fit it and Foedus, recruit this guy.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Pissfat
Tactically Challenged
The Initiative.
#56 - 2015-04-02 05:35:06 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:


How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.

and Foedus, recruit this guy.


Here here, Bob wills it.

Come back to the dark side key, wh's have missed you.

I am Winthorp you might remember me from such films as i got CCP to make signature ID's persistent through DT for their love of AU bros.
Key Dett
West Indies Squadron
#57 - 2015-04-02 11:51:06 UTC
Pissfat wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:


How in the heck are you even homeless? This is a travesty.

and Foedus, recruit this guy.


Here here, Bob wills it.

Come back to the dark side key, wh's have missed you.



Soon
Ghenghis Kralj
Big Johnson's
#58 - 2015-04-02 20:02:54 UTC
Do you wish you could make billions upon billions doing sweet sweet high end pve in wh space?!?!

Is your credit baaaaaaaaaad (**humph**)?? DO NOT WORRY! We give you rent-to-own cap fleets! For 5 easy payments of 2 billion ISK each, you get a T2 fit Moros and Archon to start your adventure!!!

BUT WAIT!!! There is MOAR! Mail me right now, and you can get not 1!!! Not 2!!!! BUT 3..THREE!!!..Moros hulls for just 10 easy payments of 3 billion ISK each!

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SUCH A GREAT DEAL. And don't forget. Limited quantity available. So call NOW
Jess Tanner
Bangworks Systems Inc.
#59 - 2015-04-03 01:23:20 UTC
Ayeson wrote:
NoobMan wrote:
GizzyBoy wrote:
Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

"Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


Please... Its an April Fools Joke.


We're gonna need a bigger salt pusher thing



Such Salt...

Go with Bob, keep Him always in your heart. He is your Sword, Shield, and the Knife in your back.
Kirasten
Perkone
Caldari State
#60 - 2015-04-06 07:58:16 UTC
Bhane Celesto wrote:
Jezza McWaffle wrote:
The real question is how much for a C6 Black Hole so solo Phoenix farming?


We'd literally pay you to move into a black hole Shocked


I almost LOLed out of my chair.