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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#621 - 2015-03-31 16:01:20 UTC
Kisk Kouvo wrote:
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

That could snowball out of control.

Think of it...
Guy shows up, sees your ship, is wildly offended.
As an offended person, he begins to attack you.
In defending yourself, you kill him.
New corpse added to your display, increasing it's offensive effectiveness at offending new potential decorations.

Next thing you know, noone can see the ship underneath the huge ball of corpses, and you are flying a zombie titan.

You would possibly start to gather worshipers at this point.

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#622 - 2015-03-31 16:07:50 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Kisk Kouvo wrote:
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

That could snowball out of control.

Think of it...
Guy shows up, sees your ship, is wildly offended.
As an offended person, he begins to attack you.
In defending yourself, you kill him.
New corpse added to your display, increasing it's offensive effectiveness at offending new potential decorations.

Next thing you know, noone can see the ship underneath the huge ball of corpses, and you are flying a zombie titan.

You would possibly start to gather worshipers at this point.


I'm not clear on what the problem is.

Is it that you wouldn't be able to see the hull of the ship which would give him an unfair advantage?

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Joan Miles
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#623 - 2015-03-31 16:12:53 UTC
Kisk Kouvo wrote:
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#624 - 2015-03-31 16:31:43 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Kisk Kouvo wrote:
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

That could snowball out of control.

Think of it...
Guy shows up, sees your ship, is wildly offended.
As an offended person, he begins to attack you.
In defending yourself, you kill him.
New corpse added to your display, increasing it's offensive effectiveness at offending new potential decorations.

Next thing you know, noone can see the ship underneath the huge ball of corpses, and you are flying a zombie titan.

You would possibly start to gather worshipers at this point.


I'm not clear on what the problem is.

Is it that you wouldn't be able to see the hull of the ship which would give him an unfair advantage?

Not that, but rather it would upset the market, as he would have the most valuable piece of performance art in the game.

He could sell it off, and just buy about anything he wanted.

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Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#625 - 2015-03-31 16:42:36 UTC
CCP Goliath wrote:
This post brings a whole new meaning to the term thread necro.


It's keeps getting revived!
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#626 - 2015-03-31 16:53:02 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Nikk Narrel wrote:
Kisk Kouvo wrote:
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

That could snowball out of control.

Think of it...
Guy shows up, sees your ship, is wildly offended.
As an offended person, he begins to attack you.
In defending yourself, you kill him.
New corpse added to your display, increasing it's offensive effectiveness at offending new potential decorations.

Next thing you know, noone can see the ship underneath the huge ball of corpses, and you are flying a zombie titan.

You would possibly start to gather worshipers at this point.


I'm not clear on what the problem is.

Is it that you wouldn't be able to see the hull of the ship which would give him an unfair advantage?

Not that, but rather it would upset the market, as he would have the most valuable piece of performance art in the game.

He could sell it off, and just buy about anything he wanted.


Ah yes I see, I had not considered the economic ramifications of offloading such a valuable piece of modern art.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#627 - 2015-04-01 21:37:22 UTC
however, they would be relatively easy to recreate, so surely that would diminish the monetary value somewhat?

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Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#628 - 2015-04-01 21:55:19 UTC
Xe'Cara'eos wrote:
however, they would be relatively easy to recreate, so surely that would diminish the monetary value somewhat?

Between the works of Sansha, and that new business with the sleepers recycling the corpsicles, it is possible that the zombie titan could be converted into a zombie force of skilled pilots.

I am thinking the piece would have not simply artistic value, but potential as raw material for an army of minions.

With Chloe in charge of all of them...

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Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#629 - 2015-04-01 23:20:47 UTC
hail chloe - first and foremost among friends!

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Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#630 - 2015-04-02 09:33:27 UTC
Kameloso
Starstuff Industrial
#631 - 2015-04-02 10:29:49 UTC
I first thought, that this is a bit disturbing. Then i remembered its EVE online forums Twisted
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#632 - 2015-04-02 11:32:23 UTC
joelinux wrote:
do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase?

my alts, and third leg, will love this. Lol
Icebears
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#633 - 2015-04-06 13:33:28 UTC
Still needs to be a thing
CCPlease
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#634 - 2015-04-07 15:15:22 UTC
yes,
CCP when are you going to make this be!?

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MidnightWyvern
Fukamichi Corporation
SAYR Galactic
#635 - 2015-04-19 16:58:28 UTC
joelinux wrote:
During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

I am infathomably disgusted that I have never before seen this thread.

I have been missing out on this for so long.

Rattati Senpai noticed us! See you in the next FPS!

Alts: Saray Wyvern, Mobius Wyvern (Dust 514)
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#636 - 2015-04-20 16:58:58 UTC
Have you found your Chloe Midnight? Does she bring you endless joy?

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#637 - 2015-04-20 17:02:20 UTC
Xe'Cara'eos wrote:
Have you found your Chloe Midnight? Does she bring you endless joy?

Chloe brings warmth, to the expression 'cold comfort'.

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#638 - 2015-04-20 17:03:55 UTC
Xe'Cara'eos wrote:
Have you found your Chloe Midnight? Does she bring you endless joy?

I do not know about Midnight... but I have found many "Chloes"... and they all bring me endless joy. Twisted

How did you Veterans start?
Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#639 - 2015-04-27 12:54:48 UTC
I have a suspicion, that the thread starter is a Difter agent... under mind control!

They want us all dead - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cx8Ac44RL4

Sad

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#640 - 2015-04-27 14:03:00 UTC
I have read the original post for this thread many times over the past two years, and it still creeps the **** out of me. CCP, please add this.

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