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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#11901 - 2015-03-31 08:45:18 UTC
Let me blow you.

Erm blow you out. Oops

erm

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11902 - 2015-03-31 08:49:55 UTC
Tickle me, Elmo.

Bring your possibles.

Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11903 - 2015-03-31 08:58:05 UTC
My you've been busy haven't you?

The Drake is a Lie

Falken Falcon
#11904 - 2015-03-31 10:24:42 UTC
You must be a bit confused..
Before i explain everything, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Aye, Sea Turtles

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11905 - 2015-03-31 11:08:46 UTC
I have a good nose. Let me smell that.
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11906 - 2015-03-31 12:40:08 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Ok, I did what you said. I sprinkled myself with gasoline and lit a match. Now what do we do?

*gathers Scip's ashes from the floor*

I don't think this counts as waking up with you, when you spent the night on the floor burned to ashes, does it ?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11907 - 2015-03-31 12:51:40 UTC
Ashes? You bring someone's ashes to bed? Dude, you should have that necrophilia looked...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#11908 - 2015-03-31 12:52:38 UTC
I didn't bring ashes. Now massage oil I did bring.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11909 - 2015-03-31 13:11:20 UTC
Thanks, but ah..... I'm ok.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11910 - 2015-03-31 13:16:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
I can't say the same about my furniture... Ugh

Truly I thought that when you said "baby, we're gonna set that bunk on fire", it would be a tad less litheral...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11911 - 2015-03-31 16:26:11 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:
You must be a bit confused..
Before i explain everything, does this smell like chloroform to you?


But why? I'd be willing if you asked.

I think....

The Drake is a Lie

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11912 - 2015-03-31 17:56:00 UTC
Just NO.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11913 - 2015-04-01 14:54:47 UTC
This is becoming a regular thing, pal. You're going to have to start buying me dinner.

Bring your possibles.

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11914 - 2015-04-01 15:27:39 UTC
Aren't you required to pray between rounds?

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11915 - 2015-04-02 10:38:08 UTC
You're not Laud.

I mean, I like you and all, but something went wrong here.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11916 - 2015-04-02 11:10:01 UTC
Dont worry baby, he's just leaving.

AREN'T you, McNally?

As in, GET OUT NAOW!
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11917 - 2015-04-02 12:08:42 UTC
Hold up. You're not McNally.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11918 - 2015-04-02 12:41:18 UTC
I don't recall what was going on yesterday.

But something must have gone right.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11919 - 2015-04-02 12:44:10 UTC
Wait a minute. You're not McNally, either.

Bring your possibles.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11920 - 2015-04-02 13:25:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
No, I am not McNally. And I would just borrow him from my good friend Yiole if I wanted him.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you