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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11881 - 2015-03-27 07:17:05 UTC
Aren't you cold in that? I could help warm you up?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11882 - 2015-03-27 07:32:08 UTC
Oh, certainly! Sprinkle yourself with gasoline and light a match!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11883 - 2015-03-27 14:00:01 UTC
My body is still smoking from our hot love last night....

Bring your possibles.

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#11884 - 2015-03-27 15:01:40 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11885 - 2015-03-27 15:07:10 UTC
Keep trying, as if that can fix what you said about my ass... Evil

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
#11886 - 2015-03-27 17:06:09 UTC
Well, this was unexpected.

Not unpleasant, but unexpected.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11887 - 2015-03-27 19:59:20 UTC
You should expect the unexpected when you keep a woman waiting...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11888 - 2015-03-28 02:30:24 UTC
But anticipation is half the joy.
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11889 - 2015-03-28 08:11:53 UTC
Oh, here you are. You brought my bike, yes?

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11890 - 2015-03-28 08:16:38 UTC
Huh... are you sure this is your bike? (Not that it can be mistaken easily...)

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11891 - 2015-03-28 08:32:03 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Huh... are you sure this is your bike? (Not that it can be mistaken easily...)

YES, THAT'S MY BIKE. The white and black one behind that godawful pink one, that is.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11892 - 2015-03-28 09:55:47 UTC
Welcome to the velodrome!

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11893 - 2015-03-28 13:03:27 UTC
Show me that Heavy Modal Pulse Laser again, big fella.

Bring your possibles.

Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11894 - 2015-03-30 07:52:11 UTC
It has to be at LEAST T2...

The Drake is a Lie

Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#11895 - 2015-03-30 11:50:18 UTC
must have been a heavy night lastnight Straight

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11896 - 2015-03-30 13:31:23 UTC
Baby, I was lifting you with no hands.

So no it wasn't too heavy.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11897 - 2015-03-30 14:28:26 UTC
Show off...
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11898 - 2015-03-30 17:58:20 UTC
Kiss me, Kate.

Bring your possibles.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11899 - 2015-03-30 19:39:37 UTC
I am not Kate. But you'd make a perfect shrew!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11900 - 2015-03-31 05:09:58 UTC
Ok, I did what you said. I sprinkled myself with gasoline and lit a match. Now what do we do?