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Introducing... Muffin Mail!

Author
Charles Muffins
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-03-25 01:54:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Muffins
MUFFIN MAIL COMEDY MAILING LIST

Join "Muffin Mail" today!


MUFFIN MAIL PLEASE READ, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT*

Welcome to Muffin Mail! Muffin Mail is the new alternative to any "important" mailing list that provides NO INFORMATION ON ANYTHING WHATSOEVER! However, we do provide info on fictional events that will rattle the foundation of the EVE community such as...

Shaving Schedules

Abbadon21's romance life

Goon's Market Activities


TESTIMONIAL

I'm usually go through three keyboards a months via smashing during rage quit. But with Muffin Mail, people now find me 50% less annoying! - Aegis Stormborn

It really calms down my ADHD! - Jandil

It's almost as good as my PVP skills! - Abbadon21

It made me quit my job and now I just play EVE with no hopes for a bright future! - Razielkh

Muffin Mail cured my homosexuality! - damascus352

Charles Muffins is my favorite person in EVE - Omadon

At least it's not as bad as my corp, Order in the Void. - Sexz

Muffin Mail brightens my day, which is useful since my mom's basement is pretty dark. - Kayln Bishop

Stay tuned for more!

Questions? Comments? Complaints? ISK Donations? - For all except the third one, please mail Charles Muffins, owner of Muffin Mail.

*Not really, just wanted to freak ya out a little.

P.S. if you're reading this Jennifer, please come back!Evil



Muffin Mail also runs a chat channel! "Muffin Mail Chat" EVE voice is enabled!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2015-03-25 02:38:54 UTC
Prepare to hear from my legal team.







Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Serene Repose
#3 - 2015-03-25 05:01:37 UTC
Another frontier wit I see.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Arronicus
Caldari Navy Reconnaissance
#4 - 2015-03-25 08:57:31 UTC
plz 4 aded my main 2 mailist list

naem is Unsuccessful at Everything
thnx u
Dyniss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-03-25 09:15:02 UTC
Muffin mail carrier reporting for duty.
Da muffin express!
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#6 - 2015-03-25 11:55:10 UTC
What did I just read?

Remove standings and insurance.

Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#7 - 2015-03-25 12:53:20 UTC
Charles Muffins wrote:


P.S. if you're reading this Jennifer, please come back!Evil



His name was Jennifer ?

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.

Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#8 - 2015-03-25 13:09:40 UTC
Was this supposed to be humorous?
Eve Solecist
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#9 - 2015-03-25 13:31:25 UTC
This made me laugh!

Thanks! Make this a thing! ^_^
  • All incoming connection attempts are being blocked. If you want to speak to me you will find me either in Hek local, you can create a contract or make a thread about it in General Discussions. I will call you back. -
Charles Muffins
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-03-27 01:57:56 UTC
lol I read all of the comments, the general opinion-WHAT IS THIS!?!? Lol
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2015-03-27 02:18:51 UTC
Sorry OP.

Unsuccessful At Everything has the monopoly on muffin shenanigans.

@UAE you'd best necro that thread before it gets locked for inactivity. I want to see the woman from HR suffer some more.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

RentableMuffin
FaDoyToy
#12 - 2015-03-27 03:26:24 UTC
oooh Muffins! I know a thing or two about muffins!