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Looking to invest up to 2 billion isk

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Charlie Crewes
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-12-24 01:53:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Charlie Crewes
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EDIT: My last investments have run their course, and worked rather well. I'm now looking to invest up to 2 Billion isk with the same details as below. Only change is that I'd prefer weekly interest payments as opposed to monthly. Still quote me the monthly rate, but we'll just divide it by 4 and that will be the weekly interest payment.

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I’m looking for a place to invest up to 9 billion isk that will net me regular monthly returns for the long run, with the potential to withdraw my initial investment should the need arise. I don’t see it arising as this is intended to provide me with passive income, but one can never predict the future.

1. For those interested, please send me an email detailing what kind of monthly return I could realistically expect per billion isk invested?

2. How long do you foresee yourself being active in whatever it is you’re doing to generate this return?

3. How you intend to use my investment into your operations

4. References to past successes

5. Anything else you think I should be aware of?

Thank you for your time.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-12-24 02:10:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
I'll give you 90 million per month just to hold on to it. Ive ran a mutual fund that I shut down do to the pain I was enduring meeting my self imposed dividend schedule. My shareholders can verify I dividended our 6 billion isk exactly as per our original agreements. As to what i'm going to use the money for, I have no solid plan in place but i'd love to have the Isk if I needed it. How would I guarentee your money? Plex. I buy one - two pack each month regardless (actually itll be six this year) just to boost my cash and it would take a tidy sum upfront to purchase 9 billion worth. 90 million is 1% interest I know but its guarenteed interest that I can live up to with no commitment and you'd be free to withdraw your ISK when you wanted to. No scam, no bullshit, just an honest offer.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#3 - 2011-12-24 02:23:15 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I'll give you 90 million per month just to hold on to it. Ive ran a mutual fund that I shut down do to the pain I was enduring meeting my self imposed dividend schedule. My shareholders can verify I dividended our 6 billion isk exactly as per our original agreements. As to what i'm going to use the money for, I have no solid plan in place but i'd love to have the Isk if I needed it. How would I guarentee your money? Plex. I buy one - two pack each month regardless (actually itll be six this year) just to boost my cash and it would take a tidy sum upfront to purchase 9 billion worth. 90 million is 1% interest I know but its guarenteed interest that I can live up to with no commitment and you'd be free to withdraw your ISK when you wanted to. No scam, no bullshit, just an honest offer.



0.1% interest?
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-12-24 02:26:25 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I'll give you 90 million per month just to hold on to it. Ive ran a mutual fund that I shut down do to the pain I was enduring meeting my self imposed dividend schedule. My shareholders can verify I dividended our 6 billion isk exactly as per our original agreements. As to what i'm going to use the money for, I have no solid plan in place but i'd love to have the Isk if I needed it. How would I guarentee your money? Plex. I buy one - two pack each month regardless (actually itll be six this year) just to boost my cash and it would take a tidy sum upfront to purchase 9 billion worth. 90 million is 1% interest I know but its guarenteed interest that I can live up to with no commitment and you'd be free to withdraw your ISK when you wanted to. No scam, no bullshit, just an honest offer.



0.1% interest?


Your calculator broke? 100mil, 1% is 1mil x 10 (per bil) is 10mil x 9 bils = 90mil.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#5 - 2011-12-24 02:32:12 UTC
Wait, wait... I recognize that name. Isn't that the crazy dude who made personal threats and spammed a dozen threads in MD about how his service was superior, or something?
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-24 02:44:56 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Wait, wait... I recognize that name. Isn't that the crazy dude who made personal threats and spammed a dozen threads in MD about how his service was superior, or something?


You're funny. And also bad at math. Nice try though.
Mallet Sceptera
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-12-24 03:09:12 UTC
I would take you up on that Muhammed, but I am muslim too and cannot charge you interest. Cry
cigarellos
#8 - 2011-12-24 03:40:04 UTC
I sent you a mail.

-cig
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#9 - 2011-12-24 03:44:56 UTC
give it to me...you'll lose it if you invest through md regardless, so you might as well give it to someone who's up front about it.

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Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-24 11:58:11 UTC
Mallet Sceptera wrote:
I would take you up on that Muhammed, but I am muslim too and cannot charge you interest. Cry


You couldn't kill anyone without it being for self defense either but we are in a game and real life rules don't apply.
Errata Aphra
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2011-12-24 13:13:53 UTC
I sent you an evemail in-game.
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#12 - 2011-12-24 14:08:01 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
I'll give you 90 million per month just to hold on to it. Ive ran a mutual fund that I shut down do to the pain I was enduring meeting my self imposed dividend schedule. My shareholders can verify I dividended our 6 billion isk exactly as per our original agreements. As to what i'm going to use the money for, I have no solid plan in place but i'd love to have the Isk if I needed it. How would I guarentee your money? Plex. I buy one - two pack each month regardless (actually itll be six this year) just to boost my cash and it would take a tidy sum upfront to purchase 9 billion worth. 90 million is 1% interest I know but its guarenteed interest that I can live up to with no commitment and you'd be free to withdraw your ISK when you wanted to. No scam, no bullshit, just an honest offer.



Likely get a torrent of crap about alts blah blah blah insert random crap here, But I can confirm dividend payments from Caliph.
Darth Tickles
Doomheim
#13 - 2011-12-24 16:48:09 UTC
This is a terrible idea.

However, it's more likely that you're just going to repgrind for an alt/friend of yours with this anyway, so, in that case, good luck. Go get em, slugger.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#14 - 2011-12-25 18:23:15 UTC
Mallet Sceptera wrote:
I would take you up on that Muhammed, but I am muslim too and cannot charge you interest. Cry


Actually, you can, you just can´t call it "interest". Call it "donation" or w/e and you are fine.

It´s like having sex with a prostitute: That is forbidden unless you marry her first and you can always divorce her afterwards....

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IonHammer
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-12-25 19:53:44 UTC
Although i have been in an investor a few time, the most i have managed to get is around 10-15% and that was mates rates.

The only long term investment that i have had that makes isk just about every month is BMBE shares. Sounds crazy.

returns are on public record as well as most of the monthly reports.


Good Luck my guess is your going to get shafted its about who you know not what you know especially in eve.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#16 - 2011-12-25 20:42:45 UTC
Charlie, it's very hard to find someone trustworthy enough to hold 9B (you can search the forum archives for them), even harder to find someone who will make your 9B a good investment.

If I were you I'd split them in 9 chunks and invest in trusted bond issuers and / or BMBE. There's not much else you can do to secure the money in EvE.
Charlie Crewes
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-12-25 23:54:57 UTC
Thanks for the responses and emails. Never heard of BMBE - will have to Google it.
Kei Darker
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-12-26 00:55:46 UTC
How long exactly are you looking to invest this 9 billion, and with what kind of returns. I can offer you 2%/month (180 million), non-compounded for up to 6 months. Heck, I'll even bump it up to a 200 mil/month return for up to six months, plus guarantee the full 9 billion return on request (given 14 days notice).

I have run 10 bonds/loans/whatever in the past year or so ranging from 2 Billion to 20 Billion in worth. I know 2% is a little low, but I'm probably among the most trustworthy offers you'll receive, and that low percentage is one that is manageable and profitable for me given my recent busy RL schedule.
Comptroller Oumis
McCloister Limited
#19 - 2011-12-26 04:41:12 UTC
In game eve mail sent. Let me know what you think.
cigarellos
#20 - 2011-12-26 18:54:29 UTC
This is to confirm I have received 4.5B from Charlie Crewes.

-cig
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