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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Fal Shepard
#11861 - 2015-03-24 13:03:29 UTC
i saw you peeking down at me, why was it squeaking so much up there?

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#11862 - 2015-03-24 13:18:58 UTC
c'mere and give ye ol' mama a big kiss ♥

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11863 - 2015-03-24 13:23:50 UTC
I'm calling Concord now.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#11864 - 2015-03-24 13:31:33 UTC
You going to use the special cuffs?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11865 - 2015-03-24 13:45:15 UTC
No, I am not a GM. There's no GM in this thread, actually.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11866 - 2015-03-25 03:01:16 UTC
okey, next time I'll buy the lubricants
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11867 - 2015-03-25 03:30:30 UTC
Damn, seems like I'll have to call concord AGAIN!
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11868 - 2015-03-25 03:56:52 UTC
Don't sweat it honey, I am the concord.
Fal Shepard
#11869 - 2015-03-25 14:49:54 UTC
The only thng you are is a corpse if you make me sleep on the couch again.

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#11870 - 2015-03-25 18:19:28 UTC
You must have misunderstood. I sent the fedo to sleep on the couch, not you.
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#11871 - 2015-03-26 08:49:32 UTC
Yes hang your head in shame. 5 minutes???>>>>. 5 F£$%^&g minutes is all you lasted. What?

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11872 - 2015-03-26 10:50:04 UTC
We have sinned in the eyes of the Lord. Sinned in a really hot and sweaty way, with lots of moaning and thrashing around.

Now let's go shop for shoes.

Bring your possibles.

Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#11873 - 2015-03-26 10:54:19 UTC
HEY! Why is the toilet seat wet?
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#11874 - 2015-03-26 10:55:10 UTC
why the sad face?

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#11875 - 2015-03-26 10:58:32 UTC
Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#11876 - 2015-03-26 11:01:09 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11877 - 2015-03-26 17:08:34 UTC
ERM AH GERRRRD!!!!

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11878 - 2015-03-26 17:47:11 UTC
No, honey, I have this Hitachi vibrator on MWD setting because you satisfied me.... Roll

Bring your possibles.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11879 - 2015-03-26 20:39:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
***BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....!!!!!***

Jesus! What was that speeding thing going down the corridor?? Shocked

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11880 - 2015-03-27 03:27:27 UTC
You set someone's hair on fire one time... anyway, tell me of your home world Ishta.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.