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Hi Space People!

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#21 - 2015-03-24 19:37:29 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
Please mind the gap.Blink

haha!
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#22 - 2015-03-24 20:46:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Ned Thomas wrote:
Welcome aboard!

Now go get shot in the face.
Alternatively, shoot someone else in the face. On second thoughts...

Azda Ja wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
[deep jazzy voice]

Mmmmmmm... dat dere boi look gud like a ripe melon... imma mebbie intra-duce mahself... ball me a melon... mmmmm....

[/deep jazzy voice]

I think we need to start selling whistles when Shah's around.
Whistles?

Banjo's seem more fitting Twisted

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2015-03-24 20:59:21 UTC
So...low long until this cute kitten is spitting bitter venom and bile at CCP and the game in general?

I give him two days. What do you guys think...?

Bring your possibles.

Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2015-03-24 21:22:20 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
So...low long until this cute kitten is spitting bitter venom and bile at CCP and the game in general?

I give him two days. What do you guys think...?


Ganked within a week, not sure if it'll lead to bile spewing or not.

Statistics say early deaths lead to paying customers.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#25 - 2015-03-25 00:49:40 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Hahaha... this poor newbie must be looking at us like an 18 year old schoolboy looks at a gaggle of "bad girls" who have surrounded him and tied him up.

He's just sitting there... smiling in his white button shirt with a clip on tie. He knows he should run away... but he is both too scared, too aroused, and too curious for his own good.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2015-03-25 01:22:41 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
Hahaha... this poor newbie must be looking at us like an 18 year old schoolboy looks at a gaggle of "bad girls" who have surrounded him and tied him up.

He's just sitting there... smiling in his white button shirt with a clip on tie. He knows he should run away... but he is both too scared, too aroused, and too curious for his own good.


He's gotta learn that Eve is beautiful, but deadly, at some point :)

To OP: This isn't a place to visit lightly. This is the best looking prison yard you will ever be fresh meat in. Once you get your legs and get your ass handed to you a few times, it's a fun prison yard. Even for a space pacifist like me.

Just be ready to take your lumps and enjoy it ;)
Donnachadh
United Allegiance of Undesirables
#27 - 2015-03-25 02:15:22 UTC
There are excellent ideas in here and I will add another that can be of help.

http://www.sindelsuniverse.com/the-angel-project/

They have a chat channel in game with many vets willing to help new players by answering questions among other things.
It may not be the best and it may not be for you but join in and see for yourself.
Thrushie Mcmoisty Defungal
Dingleberry Removal Services
#28 - 2015-03-25 03:36:22 UTC

Woah, you guys are kind of scary (and helpful!), but the curiosity has been aroused :) I think I will be bile free till at least the weekend :)

Also, if you think being tied up and surrounded by "bad girls" will faze me, I'll have you know son, my days at band camp have strengthened my resolve! Once again my faith in trumpet lube was upheld!!

Time to get back into my new spaceship and see where Aura sends me next!
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2015-03-25 03:57:04 UTC
Thrushie Mcmoisty Defungal wrote:

Woah, you guys are kind of scary (and helpful!), but the curiosity has been aroused :) I think I will be bile free till at least the weekend :)

Also, if you think being tied up and surrounded by "bad girls" will faze me, I'll have you know son, my days at band camp have strengthened my resolve! Once again my faith in trumpet lube was upheld!!

Time to get back into my new spaceship and see where Aura sends me next!


Someone kill this mother ****er now. Open his eyes.

He's got the enthusiasm down.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#30 - 2015-03-25 04:57:25 UTC
OP.

Want to get involved with the dark side of EVE?

Newbies can punch well above their weight in combat if they choose their targets well. If you want advice, evemail me.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#31 - 2015-03-25 13:39:07 UTC
Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2015-03-25 13:43:07 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Vaako Omaristos wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Welcome aboard!

Now go get shot in the face.

he's not joking.

Die a few times and lose expensive cargo and if u still love the game then ur on to a winner.


Well, expensive cargo is optional.....ish.....

Expensive cargo is mandatory. Also another pro tip: Do all your experimental fits and stuff like that while hauling a Gila instead of an empty hauler. You know, you don't need that claok on a Blockade Runner
Tristan Valentina
Moira.
#33 - 2015-03-25 13:45:55 UTC
Even makes a portrait like a Vet. My hat is off to you Newbro. When you you want to see pretty space ships turn into even prettier explosions come out to Low Sec. Then you can shoot at people who try to ball your melon.

Tristan
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#34 - 2015-03-25 23:44:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Tau Cabalander
Thrushie Mcmoisty Defungal wrote:
Hi everyone, just got started with the tutorials and finding this game exploding my brain and my eyeballs!
So much reading to do ( in game but mostly out, lol).

Can't wait to explore more and go on some space adventures, Here is my new ship, it looks so pretty !

http://i.imgur.com/paZGgPq.jpg

Yes I am a little bit excited. Big smile

I never noticed that the lights were "eyes" on the bird. Shocked

Nice picture.

Welcome, and feel free to ask questions here, or privately via EVE-mail. I'm still a rookie myself since 2009 Blink


EDIT: you may like /r/eveporn
Thrushie Mcmoisty Defungal
Dingleberry Removal Services
#35 - 2015-03-26 02:54:55 UTC

Nice, space ship eating space sharks! That would really get the fear running in corp chat, on top of the gankers and infiltrators. lol

Weeee! I got the Punisher and wow I feel indestructible in it. It looks as tough as it feels.
http://i.imgur.com/iyEPSh6.jpg

Will be taking a jolly into low sec with the free ship mike donated (thanks man!) once I can use all the modules. I just gotta see how bad that place really is. So if I see any of you, please say hi!, before emptying into my face (the latter is optional) P

Thank you folks for all the suggestions and advice!!
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2015-03-26 03:08:03 UTC
Thrushie Mcmoisty Defungal wrote:

Nice, space ship eating space sharks! That would really get the fear running in corp chat, on top of the gankers and infiltrators. lol

Weeee! I got the Punisher and wow I feel indestructible in it. It looks as tough as it feels.
http://i.imgur.com/iyEPSh6.jpg

Will be taking a jolly into low sec with the free ship mike donated (thanks man!) once I can use all the modules. I just gotta see how bad that place really is. So if I see any of you, please say hi!, before emptying into my face (the latter is optional) P

Thank you folks for all the suggestions and advice!!


Ok, I officially love you.
Baneken
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#37 - 2015-03-26 07:46:59 UTC
Also I might recommend on listening the learning cliff a funny pod cast from a true noob from his very first days of EVE and from his buddy who is a whopping 1 year old veteran.

So with that in mind I suggest you load that 'veteran' advice with a bit of salt because he doesn't occasionally have any idea on what hes actually talking about with in game mechanics. Lol
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2015-03-26 10:47:37 UTC
This OP is so adorable. I could squeeze him; he's so cute.

Bring your possibles.

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