EVE General Discussion

Yup, for a bit I stopped being mad because I had visions of putting 4 supers on grid and assisting 50 fighters to a Huginn. But as I can't even assist now and the atrocious lock times on both supers and the fighters themselves mean it will take over a minute to acquire targets, fighters are now useless in combat. I spent the last year training half a dozen super pilots, meaning Fighters 5 on each one, so I am pretty pissed now that my investment both in training time and the supers themselves was for a paperweight. I don't think CCP deserves a single dime more out of me after disrespecting me in such a manner.

Thank you for your concern good citizens of General Discussion. There will be times where UaE will not be able to immeadiately and appropriately troll a thread. Luckily, I have spent years giving you all examples of my good works in which to use as a guide, as well as raised many an apprentice who can, in my stead, take to the fields of battle with my full support.

Now, as for this thread, do I really need to make a response to 'Eve is dying' thread #9,880,332.5, or 'CCP wai u change mai gaem" thread# 4.622.002? Do I truly need to once again ask for someones stuff before they leave for the greener fields of P2W lvl 90 Pandarian monks? Should I need to radio the Waaaaaaambulance because somoneones tears are running down and irritating their already tender posterior region because their winbutton skynet is gone?

Anyways, im sure glad that OP belongs to 'Forged in Fire', because after a boatload of tripe like the first post, there will be no shortage of flames.

Please name a "useless" ship.

Primae was a promotional gift, rorqs I will give you. Every other ship DOES have a use and does see use.

That was kinda my point listing those two ships as useless :P

Null-sec will burn.

I suspect carriers will still be incredibly useful for Sov Null. Their repping power alone means, in small numbers, they can compensate for entire wings of logi. Have you ever fought in a T3/BS fleet backed by a carreir or two? You can take some incredibly fun fights.

Small Gang capital warfare is probably the most fun I've had in EVE ever.

No


I am not high sec people and I will invade. I can be you new Overlord you pay taxes/rent to


err... why would you *NOT* defend it??


Your world imploding because you won't defend your assets in-game is not the same as the game imploding.. sorry.

Do you really want to bring about the apocalypse? We already have a number of our media scientists hapring on the dangers of Ai, and here you go and taunt them?
What do you want next? The brain in a box system to be done literally and we then have to fight an awakened cyber god? I'm already dealing with the wonders of being posioned from my return to home from Fanfest, I'd rather not also have to complicate next year by explaining to the TSA why I need to carry a collapsible 10 meter parabolic array and 50 kilowatt up converter to power my 27 megajoule solid state capacitor bank.
They already were curious enough when I brought in an omnisensor to see if there were truly signs of life in Iceland (there were incidentally, Pub Crawl is fun, and seeing the devs signing and dancing on stage while drunk was hilarious.)

But no please, do not taunt anything with teeth bigger than your thumb, do not name your projects or plans in ways that harken to hubris or folly, and above all, do not read ancient incantations aloud at once!