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Truly Drunken Shiptoasting

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#1 - 2015-03-19 04:00:27 UTC
Where do you go for your finest drunken shiptoasting? I am surely drunken shiptoasted, but am unawares of the best locales for best drunken shiptoasting.

That is all.


(Yes, I may regret this shiptoast in the morning. So be it.)

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Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-03-19 04:10:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Where do you go for your finest drunken shiptoasting?
Local of what ever system you happen to be in of course. GD works if you are not logged in though.

Just post this: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3230798359/93d9c2a208d97ca680735b00e8c157f1.jpeg

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#3 - 2015-03-19 04:13:01 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Where do you go for your finest drunken shiptoasting?
Local of what ever system you happen to be in of course. GD works if you are not logged in though.

Just post this: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3230798359/93d9c2a208d97ca680735b00e8c157f1.jpeg

Too small of an audience. I need MOAR DRUNKEN SHIPTOASTING!

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Rawketsled
Generic Corp Name
#4 - 2015-03-19 04:34:56 UTC
Join the Mining channel.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#5 - 2015-03-19 05:40:49 UTC
I prefer to join the Blueprints channel, and post mining-related blueprints with "Warning: Not licensed for highsec use, please research permit requirements at www.minerbumping.com before using this ship in highsec".

Not quite a shiptoast, but it gets people mad. People in that channel don't usually want to block me, however, as I buy their contracts at times.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2015-03-19 15:38:50 UTC
Just finished 12 hours at work, four of which stretched into the accursed daylight time.
It is now time to go Zero Beer Thirty on my liver.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-03-19 15:50:10 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Where do you go for your finest drunken shiptoasting? I am surely drunken shiptoasted, but am unawares of the best locales for best drunken shiptoasting.

That is all.


(Yes, I may regret this shiptoast in the morning. So be it.)

Why, here of course. Less onerous moderation, same great taste...

F

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Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-03-19 17:49:05 UTC
What is Shiptoasting?
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-03-19 17:56:27 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
What is Shiptoasting?

Swap positions of the 'p' and adjacent 't' in the above, and the mysteries of deep encryption will be revealed...

F

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2015-03-19 23:03:41 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Daerrol wrote:
What is Shiptoasting?

Swap positions of the 'p' and adjacent 't' in the above, and the mysteries of deep encryption will be revealed...

F



There are no ship toasts.

Only ship teople.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#11 - 2015-03-20 02:54:15 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Where do you go for your finest drunken shiptoasting? I am surely drunken shiptoasted, but am unawares of the best locales for best drunken shiptoasting.

That is all.


(Yes, I may regret this shiptoast in the morning. So be it.)


Punctuation and vowels? Not drunk enough. Drink more.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12 - 2015-03-20 08:37:51 UTC
I usually end up in minerbumping or belligerent undesirables when I'm properly trashed. On a side note I think I go buy piles of fedos ... best snuggle partys ever!. ( I blame Tora )

http://www.p0wnd.nl/images/fedos.jpg

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
#13 - 2015-03-20 08:59:53 UTC
Failheap, best drunk postin
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#14 - 2015-03-20 12:40:57 UTC
For the true shiptoaster, there is only one channel which is unrivalled by its viciousness, its horribadness, its....its....commitment to True Evil.

I refer to, of course, The Rookie Help Channel.

Ugh

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
ladypee
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2015-03-21 23:35:53 UTC
EVE UNI channel!!!! Pirate
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2015-03-22 01:15:44 UTC
Does "the whole forum" count?

Jk, I only shuttlepoast.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#17 - 2015-03-22 11:19:42 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Does "the whole forum" count?

Jk, I only shuttlepoast.

This may be my favorite ISD post ever. Well worth the Wednesday night liver damage. Lol

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2015-03-25 12:01:53 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Does "the whole forum" count?

Jk, I only shuttlepoast.

This may be my favorite ISD post ever. Well worth the Wednesday night liver damage. Lol



Speaking of Wednesday night liver damage. I've been alching too much drinkahol. I'm literally sitting on the train home listening to Fame by Irene Cara on repeat. #loser

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#19 - 2015-03-25 16:41:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Speaking of Wednesday night liver damage. I've been alching too much drinkahol. I'm literally sitting on the train home listening to Fame by Irene Cara on repeat. #loser

I'm on travel for work, and having crossed 6 time zones means it's kind of like I'm hung over all the time. If the "Op Success" bender is half as big as I've been told, I should just be recovered for the flight home this weekend.

Edit: I'm in no position to criticize anyone's music tastes. I'd say that your secret is safe with me, but this IS C&P....

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2015-03-26 14:33:20 UTC
Ok, I thought that was what Shiptoasting was but I was really hoping for something different.

Aquila get a lot of russians doing it in Thera Local. Some guy was yelling
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