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Horror story for miners (VERY short story of u)
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Suadela Oceanid
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-03-15 05:49:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Suadela Oceanid
You enter the building, and take one more step in.

The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online.
She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.

then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"

she answers in a weak eerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."

You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"

You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!
Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-03-15 06:00:14 UTC
What?

Grrr.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-03-15 06:16:34 UTC

"i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."

*gurgling sound from Ju-On as my head spins 360 degrees*

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Big Lynx
#4 - 2015-03-15 07:35:45 UTC
Suadela Oceanid wrote:
You enter the building, and take one more step in.

The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online.
She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.

then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"

she answers in a weak aerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."

You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"

You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!




Id recommend a good dose of reallife.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#5 - 2015-03-15 08:55:34 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Suadela Oceanid wrote:
You enter the building, and take one more step in.

The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online.
She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.

then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"

she answers in a weak aerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."

You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"

You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!




Id recommend a good dose of reallife.


I'd recommend a good dose of real EVE mining.
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-03-15 08:58:13 UTC
I recommend a good slice of pizza.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
HiltoftheDragons
Grievance3
#7 - 2015-03-16 10:28:07 UTC
Gimme Sake wrote:
I recommend a good slice of pizza.


With lots of bacon.

Destiny always seems decades away, but suddenly it's not decades away; it's right now. But maybe destiny is always right now, right here, right this very instant, maybe.
Yiole Gionglao
#8 - 2015-03-16 13:49:51 UTC
HiltoftheDragons wrote:
Gimme Sake wrote:
I recommend a good slice of pizza.


With lots of bacon.


And powdered Veldspar, yummy!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9 - 2015-03-17 01:09:41 UTC
I started to provide a Freudian-Jungian-Google analysis of that dream. But as I went along, it got too scary. Besides, nobody went to school in their underwear or forgot that there was a test today.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2015-03-17 01:31:48 UTC
You have been eaten by a Grue.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#11 - 2015-03-17 10:19:59 UTC
Mining really does slow down time. It's a great way to make a happy fun time moment in real life last longer, before it ends with a quick bang leaving you unsatisfied and alone. :(
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#12 - 2015-03-17 20:28:16 UTC
id recommend a chat with chribba