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The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
#1 - 2015-03-13 22:30:46 UTC
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-03-13 22:32:56 UTC
Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#3 - 2015-03-13 22:36:41 UTC
Best of luck with that. I mean that sarcastically, of course, I actually want you to fail and then publicly rage out on the forums for my amusement, if at all possible.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#4 - 2015-03-13 23:24:34 UTC
You might want to blur out the senders name, CCP don't like evemails being shared on the forums.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2015-03-13 23:26:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Best of luck with that. I mean that sarcastically, of course, I actually want you to fail and then publicly rage out on the forums for my amusement, if at all possible.

It was to him not from him.

Tear watch is for "The Pursued"

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#6 - 2015-03-13 23:39:25 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Best of luck with that. I mean that sarcastically, of course, I actually want you to fail and then publicly rage out on the forums for my amusement, if at all possible.

It was too him not from him.

Tear watch is for "The Pursued"


Ah, gotcha. Never drink and EVE.

Regardless, I do hope we see some results from this one, the space lawyers are always my favorite.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2015-03-13 23:41:49 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Ah, gotcha. Never drink and EVE.


Get out.

I don't know who you are, but i'm reporting you for poorly impersonating the Kaarous we all know and love.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Paranoid Loyd
#8 - 2015-03-13 23:43:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Heh, that reminds me, wonder what happened to NFNLSP (aka Fabulous Rod), he finally gave up on his tear fest.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#9 - 2015-03-13 23:44:51 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Ah, gotcha. Never drink and EVE.


Get out.

I don't know who you are, but i'm reporting you for poorly impersonating the Kaarous we all know and love.


Well, to elaborate with a limerick.

Don't drink and drive, don't drive and drink.

Before you do either, stop and think.

Before you drink, stop and be pensive.

If you drink and play EVE, there are consequences.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-03-14 00:18:22 UTC
It sounds like you are in need of a conflict resolution specialist. I will be in touch.

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#11 - 2015-03-15 15:20:58 UTC
The story about Johnson and the Intern would make for a good miniseries.

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Sequester Risalo
German Corps of Engineers 17
Federation of Respect Honor Passion Alliance.
#12 - 2015-03-18 13:21:24 UTC