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BREAKING NEWS 250b THEFT from Goonswarm

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#41 - 2015-03-10 07:09:00 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
couldn't have happened to be a better group of thieves.


Calm down, miner.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2015-03-10 12:06:51 UTC
Xayder wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
couldn't have happened to be a better group of thieves.


Goonswarm Federation members are wel known and honored spaceshipmens
they dont steel from anyone, they play this game very nice and follow all the rules


Shocked

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Gerhard Stringfellow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2015-03-10 15:54:26 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Since when is steal....er.....redistributing..........ISK from Goonies a crime?

Also, balderdash, everyone knows Goons are the most Honorable Internet Spaceships Pilots since ever. It was probably a going away present from Mittens. You know, from when they had the party to celebrate Globby managing to counter-infiltrate Black Legion.

With his main, no less.

Cool


I giggled.

Another pubbie elite PvE pay to win mining carebear
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#44 - 2015-03-10 19:05:50 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
You guys know how this works. Someone posts a thread, we troll them about how its their fault... Let's start over.


Well, op did offer this tidbit if you happened to look at his bloglink (which I didn't, and C&P cant prove that I did):
Quote:
According to Siegfried Cohenberg, best friend forever (in-game) of Globby, Globby has just stolen 250 BILLION isk from Warr Akini who is the head of Goonswarms's Highsec freighter ganking division, which is known as Miniluv.
So you can see.. according to OP's neighbor's cousin's dogwalker's mother-in-law's former college roommate's mechanic's barber's niece's ex-boyfriend its true. No need for pics.. or APIs.. or proof of any kind beyond anecdotal tenth party whispers between bathroom stalls.

But what do I care.. I still refuse to recognize the OP's highsec blahty blah movement as legitimate.

If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#45 - 2015-03-10 19:38:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
You guys know how this works. Someone posts a thread, we troll them about how its their fault... Let's start over.


Well, op did offer this tidbit if you happened to look at his bloglink (which I didn't, and C&P cant prove that I did):
Quote:
According to Siegfried Cohenberg, best friend forever (in-game) of Globby, Globby has just stolen 250 BILLION isk from Warr Akini who is the head of Goonswarms's Highsec freighter ganking division, which is known as Miniluv.
So you can see.. according to OP's neighbor's cousin's dogwalker's mother-in-law's former college roommate's mechanic's barber's niece's ex-boyfriend its true. No need for pics.. or APIs.. or proof of any kind beyond anecdotal tenth party whispers between bathroom stalls.

But what do I care.. I still refuse to recognize the OP's highsec blahty blah movement as legitimate.

If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?


I'm sure I would read it regularly with my morning coffee. I haven't had a chance to sit down with Globby yet, but I may just update the article with a link to TMC as it appears to be pretty good. I thank ISD for appropriately waiting awhile to move to C&P as "breaking news" should always sit for a bit in GD. For those that are following along, I updated the IPO thread with api information.

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)
Higgs Foton
Mission And Mining Inc
#46 - 2015-03-10 21:00:07 UTC
Xayder wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
couldn't have happened to be a better group of thieves.


Goonswarm Federation members are wel known and honored spaceshipmens
they dont steel from anyone, they play this game very nice and follow all the rules


I can confirm this. All we from the friendly and helpfull empathic alliance Goonswarm Federation want to do is rat and mine in peace in Deklein, and to have a nice weekend once a year in which we lit bonfires in Jita to celebrate with our beloved high sec friends in a feast of love, friendship and compassion.

Do not believe the lies the evil space empire "N3" is spreading.

The reason our dear leader's name is "mittens" is because it rhymes with "kittens", of which many pictures are posted on our forums, which overflow with love.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#47 - 2015-03-10 21:04:54 UTC
Bet gelvon tries to claim this as his doing

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#48 - 2015-03-10 21:30:02 UTC
Higgs Foton wrote:
Xayder wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
couldn't have happened to be a better group of thieves.


Goonswarm Federation members are wel known and honored spaceshipmens
they dont steel from anyone, they play this game very nice and follow all the rules


I can confirm this. All we from the friendly and helpfull empathic alliance Goonswarm Federation want to do is rat and mine in peace in Deklein, and to have a nice weekend once a year in which we lit bonfires in Jita to celebrate with our beloved high sec friends in a feast of love, friendship and compassion.

Do not believe the lies the evil space empire "N3" is spreading.

The reason our dear leader's name is "mittens" is because it rhymes with "kittens", of which many pictures are posted on our forums, which overflow with love.


Silence, second class goon. You are not a member of the waffe, and your confirmation matters naught.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2015-03-10 22:49:43 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?


*raised hand*

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Paranoid Loyd
#50 - 2015-03-10 22:55:13 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Yes.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#51 - 2015-03-10 22:57:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Yes.


So say we all.

Edit: make sure you host it on a site that the goddamn government computers don't block.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Paranoid Loyd
#52 - 2015-03-10 23:12:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Yes.


So say we all.

Edit: make sure you host it on a site that the goddamn government computers don't block.

Check this out if you haven't already.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#53 - 2015-03-10 23:18:59 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Yes.


So say we all.

Edit: make sure you host it on a site that the goddamn government computers don't block.

Check this out if you haven't already.


Thanks for the link!

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2015-03-10 23:51:42 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?

Yes.


So say we all.

Edit: make sure you host it on a site that the goddamn government computers don't block.

Check this out if you haven't already.


Oh I have read it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#55 - 2015-03-11 00:57:48 UTC
I will convene an exploratory committee on the possibility of a future official UaE blog!







Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#56 - 2015-03-11 01:05:38 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I will convene an exploratory committee on the possibility of a future official UaE blog!




I'm mailing you some market research. Blink

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#57 - 2015-03-11 03:02:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
There wasn't 250b sitting in the Miniluv hangar. Think about that figure for a moment and see if it passes the credibity test.

Globby's badness is unfortunate, but look at the kills in Uedama, Kamio, and environs a week from now and see if it looks any different than the days before Globby's bad man actions.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#58 - 2015-03-11 03:18:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If I make a blog.. and shill it all over the place for like no reason.. would anyone be interested?


Not yes, but hell, yes!

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#59 - 2015-03-11 03:32:23 UTC
Dirk Magnum wrote:
There wasn't 250b sitting in the Miniluv hangar. Think about that figure for a moment and see if it passes the credibity test.

Globby's badness is unfortunate, but look at the kills in Uedama, Kamio, and environs a week from now and see if it looks any different than the days before Globby's bad man actions.


Second class goon:

Please spell this out so I don't have to do maths/lookingupsofthings.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#60 - 2015-03-11 04:01:58 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Dirk Magnum wrote:
There wasn't 250b sitting in the Miniluv hangar. Think about that figure for a moment and see if it passes the credibity test.

Globby's badness is unfortunate, but look at the kills in Uedama, Kamio, and environs a week from now and see if it looks any different than the days before Globby's bad man actions.


Second class goon:

Please spell this out so I don't have to do maths/lookingupsofthings.


I'm sure there was a "loot" hangar...

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)