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Anniversary: 1,000,000 MORE Slaves Sacrificed to God
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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#161 - 2015-03-08 01:05:47 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#162 - 2015-03-08 07:51:55 UTC
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?

Only if it hasn't been used to beat someone to death. I'd rather not be finding grey matter in my breakfast.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#163 - 2015-03-08 11:20:16 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Coffee! No breakfast is complete without a steaming mug of true, genuine coffee!

Coffee needn't be mentioned, it's not a breakfast without coffee.


How can anyone possibly stomach breakfast without coffee? I do not get the Caldari at all.

It's called "tea", you savage.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#164 - 2015-03-08 14:38:12 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
One year ago, in an epoch-making event, the greatest, most God-glorifying moment of the Empyrean Age, 1,000,000 slaves were sacrificed unto a holy and righteous God. Today, I have celebrated this anniversary in the only way that properly honors such a mighty deed — by sacrificing 1,000,000 more slaves unto the glory of a holy and righteous God.

Purchased from the vast slave markets of Khanid Transport Storage, Kahah I, these Minmatar subhumans — these pieces of walking filth unworthy to continue desecrating God's creation by their very existence — endured two weeks of psychological torture, bombarded by images of hellfire and damnation, the eternal agony that is their destiny. Whipped and mauled, when they cried to their tormentors, “Why?” they were given only the answer that explains everything: “Because you are Minmatar”.

Then, having been stuffed wailing and screaming into Enormous Freight Containers, 783,684 of these slaves were jettisoned four containers at a time into deep space, and when all 16 containers were thus assembled, with a few shots I snuffed out the miserable lives of each and every slave within them. Finally, in order that a permanent record be made of this God-glorying event, I stuffed the remaining 216,316 slaves into a Providence freighter, flew them into deep space, and rained down a holy Judgement of lasers until every slave was sent to Hell.

Why sacrifice slaves? The answer that I gave a year ago remains just as true today:
Quote:

The Amarr people have become liberal and weak. Once other peoples looked upon us with fear and horror; now we beg them to like us and apologize to them for our God and our slaves. In such a state, we offend the holy eyes of God and He withdraws His blessings from us. Having cleaned my sins, however, in the blood of God's enemies, I might once again present myself before Him without shame; having demonstrated my willingness to do violence in His name, may He bestow upon me His blessings and His power.


To that I add that which I have learned since joining the True Faith: that God has given the Minmatar over to destruction; that we the Chosen are to be as demons of Hell onto them, that we are to render unto them the torments of Hell as if they were already in Hell.

Come, Chosen of God, Amarr and Blood Raider alike. Sacrifice slaves onto the glory of a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor.

(P. S. CONCORD heaped up some wrath for itself in God's mighty storehouse of wrath for its attempted interference in this ritual. They shall answer for this at the Judgement.)


You are utterly insane. Since I'm not in the position to capture you and make sure all your clones are destroyed, I'll go instead the hard road and will balance your evil out.

In the name of the true faith, I've assembled a kill list to show God not all of us are working constantly on defiling New Eden:

-Slavers
-Blood Raider Scientists

-To be killed summarily.


-Amarrian Spies
-Amarrian Light Marines
-Amarrian diplomats
-Other assorted heretics

-If they're heretics, they'll die. (They're all heretics if they're captured by me.)

It may be not as incredibly cruel and impressive in raw numbers, however I think in targeting spies, diplomats and scientists I will do more damage to your cause then you ever could.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#165 - 2015-03-08 14:42:25 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?

Only if it hasn't been used to beat someone to death. I'd rather not be finding grey matter in my breakfast.



Huogikku Corporation's waffles irons will be stainless...


Also capable of drilling into the heavens!
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#166 - 2015-03-08 15:37:57 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Coffee! No breakfast is complete without a steaming mug of true, genuine coffee!

Coffee needn't be mentioned, it's not a breakfast without coffee.


How can anyone possibly stomach breakfast without coffee? I do not get the Caldari at all.

It's called "tea", you savage.


Tea? The tea is too thin and has not a strong enough kick!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#167 - 2015-03-08 15:46:20 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Coffee! No breakfast is complete without a steaming mug of true, genuine coffee!

Coffee needn't be mentioned, it's not a breakfast without coffee.


How can anyone possibly stomach breakfast without coffee? I do not get the Caldari at all.

It's called "tea", you savage.


Tea? The tea is too thin and has not a strong enough kick!

I can make you a cup of tea to die for...

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#168 - 2015-03-08 17:03:40 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Tea? The tea is too thin and has not a strong enough kick!

I can make you a cup of tea to die for...

Ah ...

Mr. Egivand, if Mr. Tuulinen is having kresh tea for breakfast, he's drinking something that would probably kill either of us. It's from a toxic tree native to Caldari Prime. The ethnic Caldari are resistant.

I'm not sure what that says about its "kick," but if he brews it too strong it'll become an ordeal poison even most ethnic Caldari can't survive.

Since I'm only a half-blood, I don't dare touch it. My tea just gets a bitter buildup of tannins if I steep it too long.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#169 - 2015-03-08 17:19:22 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Tea? The tea is too thin and has not a strong enough kick!

I can make you a cup of tea to die for...

Ah ...

Mr. Egivand, if Mr. Tuulinen is having kresh tea for breakfast, he's drinking something that would probably kill either of us. It's from a toxic tree native to Caldari Prime. The ethnic Caldari are resistant.

I'm not sure what that says about its "kick," but if he brews it too strong it'll become an ordeal poison even most ethnic Caldari can't survive.

Since I'm only a half-blood, I don't dare touch it. My tea just gets a bitter buildup of tannins if I steep it too long.


The coffee doesn't kill me and kicks me off my bed and makes me work.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#170 - 2015-03-08 17:37:50 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
The coffee doesn't kill me and kicks me off my bed and makes me work.

Well ... I can't speak from experience, but it does seem like having a cup of mortality in the morning would get the day off to an invigorating start.
Soren Tyrhanos
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#171 - 2015-03-08 22:08:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Soren Tyrhanos
Owen Levanth wrote:


You are utterly insane. Since I'm not in the position to capture you and make sure all your clones are destroyed, I'll go instead the hard road and will balance your evil out.

In the name of the true faith, I've assembled a kill list to show God not all of us are working constantly on defiling New Eden:

-Slavers
-Blood Raider Scientists

-To be killed summarily.


-Amarrian Spies
-Amarrian Light Marines
-Amarrian diplomats
-Other assorted heretics

-If they're heretics, they'll die. (They're all heretics if they're captured by me.)

It may be not as incredibly cruel and impressive in raw numbers, however I think in targeting spies, diplomats and scientists I will do more damage to your cause then you ever could.


That is as insane and callous as Nauplius himself. Persecuting orthodox Amarr the actions of a man who preaches a false faith, one that the Empire and its people openly revile, is tantamount to the murder of slaves by the Slave Butcher.

I implore you, for your own spiritual well being and for the people whose lives you would take, not to stoop to the murder of the innocent and spill their blood for the sake of petty revenge.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#172 - 2015-03-09 03:50:59 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?

Only if it hasn't been used to beat someone to death. I'd rather not be finding grey matter in my breakfast.


No problemo, Ms. Osyn. Your iron shall arrive shortly.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#173 - 2015-03-09 04:04:39 UTC
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?

Only if it hasn't been used to beat someone to death. I'd rather not be finding grey matter in my breakfast.


No problemo, Ms. Osyn. Your iron shall arrive shortly.

Ooooooooo, I can almost tast the waffles!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#174 - 2015-03-09 04:48:28 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
It was a wedding gift. Also, 10/10 would buy a waffle iron from Foley.


Well, the way I make sure my waffle irons don't break is by beating someone to death with it. If you can crush a skull, you can cook a waffle.

Would you like me to ship one of my spare irons?

Only if it hasn't been used to beat someone to death. I'd rather not be finding grey matter in my breakfast.


No problemo, Ms. Osyn. Your iron shall arrive shortly.

Ooooooooo, I can almost tast the waffles!





i feel betrayed.....
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#175 - 2015-03-09 05:48:04 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:




i feel betrayed.....

If you send me a waffle maker also I can make twice as many waffles.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Caiman Graystock
Starways Congress
#176 - 2015-03-09 10:38:01 UTC
The death of a million slaves is nothing compared to the numbers that die willingly in ships across New Eden each day. Please kill at least a billion if you're going to come back to commemorate this again next year.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#177 - 2015-03-09 11:07:04 UTC
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:
Owen Levanth wrote:


You are utterly insane. Since I'm not in the position to capture you and make sure all your clones are destroyed, I'll go instead the hard road and will balance your evil out.

In the name of the true faith, I've assembled a kill list to show God not all of us are working constantly on defiling New Eden:

-Slavers
-Blood Raider Scientists

-To be killed summarily.


-Amarrian Spies
-Amarrian Light Marines
-Amarrian diplomats
-Other assorted heretics

-If they're heretics, they'll die. (They're all heretics if they're captured by me.)

It may be not as incredibly cruel and impressive in raw numbers, however I think in targeting spies, diplomats and scientists I will do more damage to your cause then you ever could.


That is as insane and callous as Nauplius himself. Persecuting orthodox Amarr the actions of a man who preaches a false faith, one that the Empire and its people openly revile, is tantamount to the murder of slaves by the Slave Butcher.

I implore you, for your own spiritual well being and for the people whose lives you would take, not to stoop to the murder of the innocent and spill their blood for the sake of petty revenge.


I can assure you, neither the Blood Raider scientists nor my other prisoners are innocent by any measure known to man or God.
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#178 - 2015-03-09 11:50:40 UTC
Owen Levanth wrote:
I can assure you my other prisoners are innocent by any measure known to man or God.
Then by your own admission you cannot judge their guilt; No Man is greater than God. Those that do believe such nonsense are degenerate recidivists who do no good but poison those around them with their heretical beliefs.

Turn your course of action to the task of bringing Nauplius to justice, otherwise you will have turned your back on humanity and become but another beast to be driven to extinction.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#179 - 2015-03-09 12:00:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Owen Levanth
Arline Kley wrote:
Owen Levanth wrote:
I can assure you my other prisoners are innocent by any measure known to man or God.
Then by your own admission you cannot judge their guilt; No Man is greater than God. Those that do believe such nonsense are degenerate recidivists who do no good but poison those around them with their heretical beliefs.

Turn your course of action to the task of bringing Nauplius to justice, otherwise you will have turned your back on humanity and become but another beast to be driven to extinction.


How could you misread one simple sentence so bad you turned it into it's opposite? I'll be generous here and assume your implants may be defective.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#180 - 2015-03-09 15:24:11 UTC
Owen Levanth wrote:
You are utterly insane. Since I'm not in the position to capture you and make sure all your clones are destroyed, I'll go instead the hard road and will balance your evil out.

In the name of the true faith, I've assembled a kill list to show God not all of us are working constantly on defiling New Eden:

-Slavers
-Blood Raider Scientists

-To be killed summarily.


-Amarrian Spies
-Amarrian Light Marines
-Amarrian diplomats
-Other assorted heretics

-If they're heretics, they'll die. (They're all heretics if they're captured by me.)

It may be not as incredibly cruel and impressive in raw numbers, however I think in targeting spies, diplomats and scientists I will do more damage to your cause then you ever could.


Gods and spirits ...

Ach. Fine. Maybe we ought to take this seriously, at least for a moment.

Pilot, just because Nauplius aligns himself (somehow) with both the Amarr and the Blood Raiders, and carries out acts of mass murder in the name of both, does not mean that they're complicit. Even the Blood Raiders have been shaking their heads at this.

These aren't demons you've targeted. They're human beings tangled up, one way or another, in institutions you see as evil.

Fair enough.

But killing prisoners because you don't agree with their politics doesn't make you a beacon of light and hope, pilot. It just makes you yet another killer.

Worse, it makes you a killer who kills without need or benefit. That seems to be recognized, even in a society of professional killers, as especially contemptible.

Unworthy of being taken seriously.

Maybe we'll be talking coffee makers and waffles in your thread, next.