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Crime & Punishment

 
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Awakened Shadow
Twisted Creations
#1 - 2015-03-06 06:37:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Awakened Shadow
Will repost on correct forum.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-03-06 06:57:59 UTC

An alt of whoever it is you were interested in will come by shortly. He will be able to provide you what you need, for a modest fee of course.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Awakened Shadow
Twisted Creations
#3 - 2015-03-06 07:00:29 UTC
Hoping that an established corp with a good rep exists.
Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures
#4 - 2015-03-06 07:05:36 UTC
Post in the crime and punishment forum. That's where the mercs go.
Awakened Shadow
Twisted Creations
#5 - 2015-03-06 07:44:51 UTC
If you're a moderator could you move the thread please?
if you're not a moderator I'll assume you're a nosey **** :)
Azeroth Uluntil
Last Chance for Redemption
FFEW Associates
#6 - 2015-03-06 07:59:03 UTC
Awakened Shadow wrote:
If you're a moderator could you move the thread please?
if you're not a moderator I'll assume you're a nosey **** :)



Anyone want to pay me to pod this prick? Hell, considering doing it for free.

Don't be a **** when you are offered advice.
Awakened Shadow
Twisted Creations
#7 - 2015-03-06 08:00:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Awakened Shadow
*sighs...
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#8 - 2015-03-06 08:11:39 UTC
Azeroth Uluntil wrote:
Awakened Shadow wrote:
If you're a moderator could you move the thread please?
if you're not a moderator I'll assume you're a nosey **** :)



Anyone want to pay me to pod this prick? Hell, considering doing it for free.

Don't be a **** when you are offered advice.


I'll double your wardec fees against him, if you get a few good kills.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Vek Hareka
Fist Bumps All Around
#9 - 2015-03-06 08:12:26 UTC
Quick word of advice for you OP:

Soon, your request will be moved to Crime & Punishment forum, as it is the correct place to post murder contract offers such as yours.

In this forum, you'll meet the coolest, touchiest and deadliest crowd of EvE: the Merc community.

These guys draw guns at the slightest excuse, including against snappy customers who came to buy their services but couldn't hold the sass back.

I therefore suggest you hold the sass back.

Here comes a time, ganker,

When blingfits cease to sparkle,

When hermophite looses its luster,

When the station hangar becomes a prison

And all that is left is a capsuleer's love for his fedo.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#10 - 2015-03-06 08:17:47 UTC
Eh? Alright, I guess I can move it for you.

Moved from General Discussion to Crime and Punishment.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-03-06 23:49:41 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Eh? Alright, I guess I can move it for you.

Moved from General Discussion to Crime and Punishment.


Op, welcome to thunderdome, *****.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-03-07 00:16:51 UTC
Not sure how this started, but I have a relatively good idea of how it will be drawn out mercilessly.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-03-07 01:32:09 UTC
i for one am thoroughly outraged by this and...





why are we here?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2015-03-07 01:58:48 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
why are we here?


You need a reason?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2015-03-07 02:03:54 UTC
Quote:
Looking for competent merc to hunt someone down.


Awakened Shadow wrote:
Does anyone offer this service:

Accept a contract to locate, lie in wait, and pod - then return the corpse?


Yeah.. Eve-search is the bane of amateur posters.


Please, regale us with the tale of how your posterior became perturbed enough to enlist a professional to do what you either couldn't, can't, won't or cant be bothered to put the effort towards doing.

Also provide proof and be as detailed as possible. Every small detail helps us help you.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?