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What do you want to see Huogikku Corporation make next?

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-03-06 19:05:04 UTC
Hi IGS! im looking for some recommendations for future Huogikku projects


We want to ask the public on what we should make next! (No we are not making rubber missiles)
So please reply to this thread with what you want to vote for so our R&D can actually do something besides sitting on thier ass all day mining Kat Coins on their computers.




Seriously our servers are so backed up at the moment because we got ***** mining


Here is what we can work on next



Huogikku...

....Beer
....Plunger
.....Washing machine (Idea inspired by Kat)
......Cheese grinder
.......microwaves
........Computers
.........Cake
.........Body spray
.......Shampoo
.....Cars
.....Salt and Pepper
....Record company
....Other


My vote is for beer...what do you guys think?
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2015-03-06 19:24:40 UTC
Other : a new, user friendly form of phonograph ?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2015-03-06 19:28:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Claudia Osyn
Lyn Farel wrote:
Other : a new, user friendly form of phonograph ?

Like where your mind's at, but this is Foley we are talking about. I don't think I want him attempting to break into that field.

Edit: wait, that says phonograph. Disregard previous statement, a phonograph should be safe enough.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
#4 - 2015-03-06 19:31:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Korsavius
My vote would go towards the cake category.




As an aside, I would like to remind everyone that the products put forth into the market by Huogikku Corporation do not reflect the ideologies of the Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive nor are they endorsed by the Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive. Thus, if you experience problems with your products, please get in touch with Huogikku customer support teams rather than I-RED customer support teams. Furthermore, I-RED does not claim liability for any injuries sustained when operating Huogikku products. Thank you, and fair profits.

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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2015-03-06 21:09:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Lyn Farel wrote:
Other : a new, user friendly form of phonograph ?

Like where your mind's at, but this is Foley we are talking about. I don't think I want him attempting to break into that field.

Edit: wait, that says phonograph. Disregard previous statement, a phonograph should be safe enough.

Oh, gods. I looked into what nova knives are after his last announcement.

Archaic sound system doubling as sonic demolitions kit to be announced in:

Three ...

Two ...

One....
ValentinaDLM
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#6 - 2015-03-06 21:23:04 UTC
Happy chips.
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2015-03-06 21:29:24 UTC
Body Spray and Shampoo!

Something to help us get that Pod goo off faster and smell nice, especially to get rid of the Pod goo smell!
Anslo
Scope Works
#8 - 2015-03-06 21:32:29 UTC
Beer.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2015-03-06 22:10:18 UTC
Torn between a Plunger and "Salt and Pepper"

I mean... in how many ways you can reinvent a plunger?

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2015-03-06 22:12:41 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
Torn between a Plunger and "Salt and Pepper"

I mean... in how many ways you can reinvent a plunger?

Using the weapons available to a Duster? Quite a few.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-03-06 22:43:17 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
Torn between a Plunger and "Salt and Pepper"

I mean... in how many ways you can reinvent a plunger?


We strap ******* grenades to it...


We blow out anything that is clogging your toilet !
Jennifer Maxwell
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12 - 2015-03-06 22:47:52 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:
Torn between a Plunger and "Salt and Pepper"

I mean... in how many ways you can reinvent a plunger?


We strap ******* grenades to it...


We blow out anything that is clogging your toilet !

Given that mentality, I'd like to see what you can do with vehicles...
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#13 - 2015-03-06 23:06:30 UTC
More things to help hide unwanted.... STAINS!

And maybe a kind of multitool hip flask so I can do more things while I quench my... thirst.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2015-03-06 23:27:52 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Lyn Farel wrote:
Other : a new, user friendly form of phonograph ?

Like where your mind's at, but this is Foley we are talking about. I don't think I want him attempting to break into that field.

Edit: wait, that says phonograph. Disregard previous statement, a phonograph should be safe enough.


Uh... What did you have in mind then ?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2015-03-07 00:10:05 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Lyn Farel wrote:
Other : a new, user friendly form of phonograph ?

Like where your mind's at, but this is Foley we are talking about. I don't think I want him attempting to break into that field.

Edit: wait, that says phonograph. Disregard previous statement, a phonograph should be safe enough.


Uh... What did you have in mind then ?

.......... nothing.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Jennifer Starfall
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2015-03-07 00:26:39 UTC
Mr. Jones,

Let's just get it out of the way: product samples will still be considered weapons, and you will be required to leave them with security.

Jennifer Starfall

Fifth Seyllin Conference

Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2015-03-07 01:00:07 UTC
A gun that shoots explosions.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-03-07 01:03:24 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
A gun that shoots explosions.


You mean a Mass driver?



**** be more creative....Like a gun that shoots guns that shoot bullets that shoots chainsaws....




..............**** were is my notepad
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2015-03-07 01:20:15 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:
Torn between a Plunger and "Salt and Pepper"

I mean... in how many ways you can reinvent a plunger?


We strap ******* grenades to it...


We blow out anything that is clogging your toilet !


Now that's quite disappointing, I'd have expected a plasma torch plunger or at the very least a heavy and oversized mechanical pummelling device.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2015-03-07 05:41:18 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Karmilla Strife wrote:
A gun that shoots explosions.


You mean a Mass driver?



**** be more creative....Like a gun that shoots guns that shoot bullets that shoots chainsaws....




..............**** were is my notepad


A shotgun that shoot swords that ricochet and explode?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

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