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Warning: Scammer in Jita
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Artist Rickbob
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-03-06 11:10:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Artist Rickbob
I would like to take some time to report myself as a Jita scammer before Held does it first as I know he will. That is all. carry on.

Big smile

P.S. Please let all your enemies know of my services in bio.
Leiliana Atruin
SPATULA-CITY
#2 - 2015-03-06 11:20:45 UTC
Artist Rickbob wrote:
I would like to take some time to report myself as a Jita scammer before Held does it first as I know he will. That is all. carry on.

Big smile

P.S. Please let all your enemies know of my services in bio.


There is scammers in Jita?!?!?!?!? Surely not!
I am providence
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2015-03-06 11:20:57 UTC
Your efforts are noted. Roll

Have a nice day, sir.

My Blog (german): http://theevevirus.wordpress.com/

All about trading, some PvP, some politics... whatever i want to write about
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#4 - 2015-03-06 11:26:08 UTC
He's referring to the latest blog post. Must be happy he's famous now.

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)
Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#5 - 2015-03-06 14:04:48 UTC
No Wai, scammers in a trade hub...Jita of all places....good thing I ignore local when I go there, and spend some time vacationing shooting gankers

"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2015-03-06 14:13:39 UTC
Leiliana Atruin wrote:


There is scammers in Jita?!?!?!?!? Surely not!


This
Orlacc
#7 - 2015-03-06 15:40:00 UTC
Bear ***** in woods. More at 6.

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-03-06 15:54:01 UTC
Leiliana Atruin wrote:
Artist Rickbob wrote:
I would like to take some time to report myself as a Jita scammer before Held does it first as I know he will. That is all. carry on.

Big smile

P.S. Please let all your enemies know of my services in bio.


There is scammers in Jita?!?!?!?!? Surely not!


Jita is full of nothing but respectable businessmen and tradesmen. Jita just has very loose definitions of "business" and "trade".
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2015-03-06 19:22:57 UTC
Scandalous ******* lies.

There are no scammers in Jita, never have been, never will be.

Even reporting yourself as a scammer in Jita is a lie. Like cake. Cakes are lies too. Cupcakes aren't though. Unless they are. They probably are. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING BENEATH THAT WRAPPER?????? Tell me your secrets oh cupcake. Tell them to me. I must know. I have ways of making you talk cupcake. I will slowly lick your frosting until you tell me what I want to know. Don't make me strip search you. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Its your choice. I prefer the hard way.. yeah.. use your imagination on that one cupcake. Its going to be that bad.. or not. You never really know with me. I could kill you with kindness, and you'd never expect it, unless you expect it, in which case I probably wont do that.. but if you expect that I wont do that because you expect it, then ill just do what I was going to do in the first place because then you wont expect it. That made perfect sense and you all know it. I can make it weird if you want to do it that way. Ill go straight up 50 Shades of Frosting on you. No clue how youre going to do.. the.. hhhmm.. you know, it appears to me that ive really never even googled what 50 Shades of Gray is about.. and I keep making references to it. Hold on a second and let me look it up...

OH GOD..

... why the hell do women read that?!?!??! SERIOUSLY... no... oh god.. WHAT THE HELL... So let me get this straight.. so when I look at.. things.. on the internet..im wrong but when women read **** like that.. its perfectly fine? What the ****.. Im going to have a loooong talk with the wife tonight.. because frankly she has some 'splaining to do. But this is all besides the point.

The point is that cupcakes are ******.. and apparently trained in anti-interrogation techniques.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Paranoid Loyd
#10 - 2015-03-06 19:35:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Shocked

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-03-06 19:37:34 UTC
UaE just won.

At what, I don't know. But he won it.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#12 - 2015-03-06 20:22:17 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Scandalous ******* lies.

There are no scammers in Jita, never have been, never will be.

Even reporting yourself as a scammer in Jita is a lie. Like cake. Cakes are lies too. Cupcakes aren't though. Unless they are. They probably are. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING BENEATH THAT WRAPPER?????? Tell me your secrets oh cupcake. Tell them to me. I must know. I have ways of making you talk cupcake. I will slowly lick your frosting until you tell me what I want to know. Don't make me strip search you. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Its your choice. I prefer the hard way.. yeah.. use your imagination on that one cupcake. Its going to be that bad.. or not. You never really know with me. I could kill you with kindness, and you'd never expect it, unless you expect it, in which case I probably wont do that.. but if you expect that I wont do that because you expect it, then ill just do what I was going to do in the first place because then you wont expect it. That made perfect sense and you all know it. I can make it weird if you want to do it that way. Ill go straight up 50 Shades of Frosting on you. No clue how youre going to do.. the.. hhhmm.. you know, it appears to me that ive really never even googled what 50 Shades of Gray is about.. and I keep making references to it. Hold on a second and let me look it up...

OH GOD..

... why the hell do women read that?!?!??! SERIOUSLY... no... oh god.. WHAT THE HELL... So let me get this straight.. so when I look at.. things.. on the internet..im wrong but when women read **** like that.. its perfectly fine? What the ****.. Im going to have a loooong talk with the wife tonight.. because frankly she has some 'splaining to do. But this is all besides the point.

The point is that cupcakes are ******.. and apparently trained in anti-interrogation techniques.

Easily one of the best forum posts I've ever read. Well done sir, well done.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2015-03-08 00:11:31 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Artist Rickbob wrote:
I would like to take some time to report myself as a Jita scammer before Held does it first as I know he will. That is all. carry on.

Big smile

P.S. Please let all your enemies know of my services in bio.


They are offended that you would suggest such a thing! All people in jita are honorable businessmen (and women)! How dare you defile their holy land! Stop this instant!

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Scandalous ******* lies.

There are no scammers in Jita, never have been, never will be.

Even reporting yourself as a scammer in Jita is a lie. Like cake. Cakes are lies too. Cupcakes aren't though. Unless they are. They probably are. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING BENEATH THAT WRAPPER?????? Tell me your secrets oh cupcake. Tell them to me. I must know. I have ways of making you talk cupcake. I will slowly lick your frosting until you tell me what I want to know. Don't make me strip search you. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Its your choice. I prefer the hard way.. yeah.. use your imagination on that one cupcake. Its going to be that bad.. or not. You never really know with me. I could kill you with kindness, and you'd never expect it, unless you expect it, in which case I probably wont do that.. but if you expect that I wont do that because you expect it, then ill just do what I was going to do in the first place because then you wont expect it. That made perfect sense and you all know it. I can make it weird if you want to do it that way. Ill go straight up 50 Shades of Frosting on you. No clue how youre going to do.. the.. hhhmm.. you know, it appears to me that ive really never even googled what 50 Shades of Gray is about.. and I keep making references to it. Hold on a second and let me look it up...

OH GOD..

... why the hell do women read that?!?!??! SERIOUSLY... no... oh god.. WHAT THE HELL... So let me get this straight.. so when I look at.. things.. on the internet..im wrong but when women read **** like that.. its perfectly fine? What the ****.. Im going to have a loooong talk with the wife tonight.. because frankly she has some 'splaining to do. But this is all besides the point.

The point is that cupcakes are ******.. and apparently trained in anti-interrogation techniques.

We need to have a serious discussion about the differences between cupcakes and muffins, and their usage in the bedroom.

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Less Miserable
Feral Solutions Inc
#14 - 2015-03-08 03:12:59 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:

We need to have a serious discussion about the differences between cupcakes and muffins, and their usage in the bedroom.


If you put chocolate sauce on a muffin and then attach a cupcake to the muffin (by way of the cholocate sauce) and then put the construction into the fridge overnight, do yo get a cupmuffin or a muffincup? Does it also make you an ethically damaged person? Does the largess in doing so mean that you don't care about starvation in Africa? Is cupmuffin denying ascetics a viable emotional response to deprivation? Is there a change.org petition going which will allow people to voice their outrage against this sort of hedonist exploitation of bakeware? And when the partner asks for a taster of the cupmuffin construction and you say 'No' to that, does it mean that you're a target demographic for 50 Shades of Grey?
Artist Rickbob
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-03-08 23:25:17 UTC
Ok guys, I admit it, this was all a troll...

I'm actually legit
Alexi Stokov
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-03-08 23:44:38 UTC
Artist Rickbob wrote:
Ok guys, I admit it, this was all a troll...

I'm actually legit


Liar liar whore liar and you know it!
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#17 - 2015-03-09 06:31:48 UTC
You think people would just go to Jita and scam people? Just go on local and tell lies?!