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So who knows why the severs keep going down?
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Mirima Thurander
#1 - 2011-12-22 18:16:49 UTC
So who knows why the severs keep going down?

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-12-22 18:18:41 UTC
Because of Santa?

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#3 - 2011-12-22 18:21:23 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
Because of Santa?


Beat me to it

If anyone ever looks at you and says,_ "Hold my beer, watch this,"_  you're probably going to want to pay attention.
Flakey Foont
#4 - 2011-12-22 18:21:27 UTC
Monsters.
Mirima Thurander
#5 - 2011-12-22 18:25:40 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=camndOJGmSM



all of the above, BEST movie EVER

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-22 19:03:00 UTC
Tuxford is a usual suspect.

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Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#7 - 2011-12-22 19:12:14 UTC
I clicked on this thread and got GANKED, so maybe it's threads like this that are the problem?

Please support: export of settings in editable format

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J Kunjeh
#8 - 2011-12-22 19:14:36 UTC
Only the hamsters would know. You must go ask the hamsters.

"The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)" (The Gospel of Philip, 1-5) 
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-12-22 19:35:45 UTC
CCP doesn't have a hamster Whisperer on hand.

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Atticus Fynch
#10 - 2011-12-22 19:44:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
Guinea Pigs are more reliable.

http://youtu.be/v_dFmNCQvgE

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MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
#11 - 2011-12-22 19:49:17 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
So who knows why the severs keep going down?



Will knowing the answer make your life any different?

I am not Prencleeve Grothsmore.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-12-22 20:27:19 UTC
In reality, CCP has been trying to turn off tranqulity for six months, but the server farm has developed it's own will to live and keeps turning itself back on. The repeated "failures" are nothing more than CCP finally gaining a (momentary) upperhand against their machine overlords.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-12-22 20:51:39 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
In reality, CCP has been trying to turn off tranqulity for six months, but the server farm has developed it's own will to live and keeps turning itself back on. The repeated "failures" are nothing more than CCP finally gaining a (momentary) upperhand against their machine overlords.


I keep telling people that CCP has developed Skynet but they don't believe me.

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Zleon Leigh
#14 - 2011-12-22 21:46:19 UTC
Mr LaForge wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
In reality, CCP has been trying to turn off tranqulity for six months, but the server farm has developed it's own will to live and keeps turning itself back on. The repeated "failures" are nothing more than CCP finally gaining a (momentary) upperhand against their machine overlords.


I keep telling people that CCP has developed Skynet but they don't believe me.


Their AI, Keith Eaton, continues to be held hostage in Help. So long as he is contained there we are safe!

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