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Quitting game, need uber trolling pvp ship before I leave!
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Blind Paul
unholy alliance
#1 - 2015-02-10 19:37:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Blind Paul
Hey all, I came back to eve last month, and already wanting to quit, not that eve is bad but I don't really have the time to play, so been stuck ratting in 0.0 being bored...

Anyway, I recently round out an old work colleague is back playing, and quite handily he is in the system near where I was ratting...

So I thought it would be pretty funny to go blow him up before I leave, and then go killing anyone I can in a pimped out ship until I die, so all my isk and assets are getting liquidated into one or a few ships for one last night of fun..

Anyway, I had my heart set on a blops ship ( panther ) until today when I realized you can't fit a prototype cloak on the ship, so it pretty much makes it useless to me as my targets will be most likley doing missions / ded sites when I pounce on them, and without warp cloak, I won't be able to bind my time until I see a right moment to attack, and the tank / dps on blops is pretty low so I may as will stick a cloak on a normal battleship and do better lol...

anyway, I'm pretty stuck atm on what ship to go for now, I know stealth bombers are good but pretty low cost when I have billions to go threw...

Any idea'sfor uber solo minded pvp ships these days? not really pvp'd for over 3 years, or should I just buy a cap and lol @ people until they drop in a massive fleet?

I must mention, I'm mainly minmitar based weaponry so keep that in mind for ship reccomendations :D
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#2 - 2015-02-10 19:41:43 UTC
pimped out a/b tengu

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#3 - 2015-02-10 19:50:46 UTC
If it's an option, a capital ship will likely produce the most humor. A carrier would be ideal as it has lots of room to store your possessions.


Might I also suggest spreading the wealth instead of destroying it? The Loot Fairy is such a fickle mistress and there are always pilots still playing willing to put it to good use. Blink

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Paranoid Loyd
#4 - 2015-02-10 19:55:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
I'd go out like this:

[Dominix Navy Issue, Hull Tank FTW]
Damage Control II
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier

Imperial Navy Heavy Capacitor Booster, Navy Cap Booster 800
Gist X-Type 100MN Microwarpdrive
Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
True Sansha Stasis Webifier
True Sansha Stasis Webifier
Shadow Serpentis Remote Sensor Dampener, Targeting Range Dampening Script

Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Medium Energy Neutralizer

Large Transverse Bulkhead II
Large Transverse Bulkhead II
Large Transverse Bulkhead II


'Augmented' Ogre x5
'Augmented' Berserker x5
'Augmented' Hammerhead x5
'Augmented' Warrior x5
'Augmented' Hobgoblin x5
Vespa EC-600 x5

Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#5 - 2015-02-10 20:05:26 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
I'd go out like this:

[Dominix Navy Issue, Hull Tank FTW]
Damage Control II
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Syndicate Reinforced Bulkheads
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier
Imperial Navy Drone Damage Amplifier

Imperial Navy Heavy Capacitor Booster, Navy Cap Booster 800
Gist X-Type 100MN Microwarpdrive
Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
True Sansha Stasis Webifier
True Sansha Stasis Webifier
Shadow Serpentis Remote Sensor Dampener, Targeting Range Dampening Script

Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Imperial Navy Medium Energy Neutralizer

Large Transverse Bulkhead II
Large Transverse Bulkhead II
Large Transverse Bulkhead II


'Augmented' Ogre x5
'Augmented' Berserker x5
'Augmented' Hammerhead x5
'Augmented' Warrior x5
'Augmented' Hobgoblin x5
Vespa EC-600 x5

Lol

Pfft. Needs more officer mods.

Also, Meta 4 or storyline DCs cost way more.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Blind Paul
unholy alliance
#6 - 2015-02-10 20:31:49 UTC
My apoligies, I really should have mentioned I'm mainly a minmitar pilot.I canfly most races ships, but don't have all the skills fully trained for newts n weapons to be effective enough, I shall modify my original post!

I'm not sharing my wealth as I bought most of my isk using plex from CCP when I first got back, cost a fortune lol

Anyway, why do blops not have warp cloaked capability!

Tsukino Stareine
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2015-02-10 20:43:59 UTC
Argent Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2015-02-10 20:54:08 UTC
There was a Scorpion Ishukone Watch up for sale in Jita last time I was there.
Alexi Drakenovic
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-02-11 04:00:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Alexi Drakenovic
Just a crazy idea.. You could donate all the ISK to me so i can put it towards the tournament I'm setting up and to buy myself a Ishukone Scorpion as this ^ wonderful person pointed out, I would be very grateful and as would the people at the tournament as i can supply better prizes then T2 ships and Tactical Destroyers :D
Drez Arthie
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-02-11 13:10:42 UTC
As your last act in-game, offer 700M ISK in exchange for 1 tritanium to the first person to click your contract.
Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-02-11 14:28:09 UTC
Sliepnir, crystals a pimp tank then go offer to "help" you bros run a site.
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2015-02-11 16:49:38 UTC
Blind Paul wrote:
Hey all, I came back to eve last month, and already wanting to quit, not that eve is bad but I don't really have the time to play, so been stuck ratting in 0.0 being bored...

Anyway, I recently round out an old work colleague is back playing, and quite handily he is in the system near where I was ratting...

So I thought it would be pretty funny to go blow him up before I leave, and then go killing anyone I can in a pimped out ship until I die, so all my isk and assets are getting liquidated into one or a few ships for one last night of fun..

Anyway, I had my heart set on a blops ship ( panther ) until today when I realized you can't fit a prototype cloak on the ship, so it pretty much makes it useless to me as my targets will be most likley doing missions / ded sites when I pounce on them, and without warp cloak, I won't be able to bind my time until I see a right moment to attack, and the tank / dps on blops is pretty low so I may as will stick a cloak on a normal battleship and do better lol...

anyway, I'm pretty stuck atm on what ship to go for now, I know stealth bombers are good but pretty low cost when I have billions to go threw...

Any idea'sfor uber solo minded pvp ships these days? not really pvp'd for over 3 years, or should I just buy a cap and lol @ people until they drop in a massive fleet?

I must mention, I'm mainly minmitar based weaponry so keep that in mind for ship reccomendations :D


if you are asking people for opinions your plan will most likely already backfire. But good luck to you !
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-02-11 19:30:42 UTC
Blind Paul wrote:

Anyway, why do blops not have warp cloaked capability!


Because they would be all kinds of hilariously broken and op.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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infra52x
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2015-02-12 01:50:32 UTC
Blind Paul wrote:
Hey all, I came back to eve last month, and already wanting to quit, not that eve is bad but I don't really have the time to play, so been stuck ratting in 0.0 being bored...

Anyway, I recently round out an old work colleague is back playing, and quite handily he is in the system near where I was ratting...

So I thought it would be pretty funny to go blow him up before I leave, and then go killing anyone I can in a pimped out ship until I die, so all my isk and assets are getting liquidated into one or a few ships for one last night of fun..

Anyway, I had my heart set on a blops ship ( panther ) until today when I realized you can't fit a prototype cloak on the ship, so it pretty much makes it useless to me as my targets will be most likley doing missions / ded sites when I pounce on them, and without warp cloak, I won't be able to bind my time until I see a right moment to attack, and the tank / dps on blops is pretty low so I may as will stick a cloak on a normal battleship and do better lol...

anyway, I'm pretty stuck atm on what ship to go for now, I know stealth bombers are good but pretty low cost when I have billions to go threw...

Any idea'sfor uber solo minded pvp ships these days? not really pvp'd for over 3 years, or should I just buy a cap and lol @ people until they drop in a massive fleet?

I must mention, I'm mainly minmitar based weaponry so keep that in mind for ship reccomendations :D



Your post reminds me of a Jita local chat spam I saw earlier this week.....Sorry to inform you, but you just dont quit Eve. You will be back,
Paranoid Loyd
#15 - 2015-02-23 21:39:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Lol Saw this and it reminded me of this thread.

Dual Tank, Dual Prop FTW!

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Atomeon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2015-03-02 00:41:56 UTC
Just get several Disco Battleships and use them at Jita :P

ONE is never enough.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#17 - 2015-03-05 04:11:06 UTC
If you can fly a Marauder, set up a one-person gatecamp in low.

Otherwise, I concur with the last guy. DISCO INFERNO. Burn everything.


Best of all, you can fit out a battleship with smartbombs, go to a trade hub (Jita won't work well, Dodi is ideal) and tell people 'Pod race in 3 minutes! Free Navy Dominix to the first person in fleet to warp to me and board it when I eject'.

Get a few in fleet, start a countdown, set safety red, then when everyone warps to you - disco inferno.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Feoria Saissore
Evil League of Evil Corp
#18 - 2015-03-10 02:59:33 UTC
Would you be willing to sell your toon to add a bit more finality on quitting? I might be interested with such a nice name

"All I'm sayin is, if The Doctor wanted to save our universe, all he has to do is go back in time and get Firefly back on the air."
Samuel Triptee
Frankenstuff
#19 - 2015-03-11 23:27:18 UTC
Wouldn't writing a contract for everything to me be so much easier?

Remember to set the reward to zero, no left over ISK that way... nice and clean.

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