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[MERC] Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#1 - 2015-03-04 03:11:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Short Bus Mercenaries. is currently taking contracts.

Are you tired of some rock munching nerd eating up the belts in your favorite system? Are you sick of "that guy" running all your DED sites? Is somebody flapping his lips in local? Do you dislike the look of his/her character portrait? We might have a solution for you.


Our alliance is still in its infancy so as of yet there is no solid track record. (Give us a bit of time for that)
I also am a ****** salesman please don't get your hopes up for the pitch below as it will likely be unimpressive and very feminine.

What we offer:

* War assistance: Supplement your fleet with more dps, or sit back and let us be a general nuisance to your targets.
*Focused aggression: We will actively pursue your chosen targets. This includes lowsec and wormhole space.
*Our local chat pvp is some of the best in the game. While your chosen targets spin there ships we can guarantee system wide entertainment.

Please be aware that we cannot shut off trade hubs to targets. We are not of sufficient size and manpower currently.
I would recommend hiring one of the larger merc alliances for that kind of assistance. However, if you have someone in mind that you want ran down and curb stomped we might be suitable for the task.

Prices will be fair. You can contact Julius Maagnus for inquiries.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
Freighter Friends
#2 - 2015-03-04 07:52:40 UTC
i'll drop 300m for you guys to wardec yourselves from a corp called "we were told to why not"
Valkin Mordirc
#3 - 2015-03-04 07:55:56 UTC
JUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLIUUUUUSSS MAAAAAAGNUUUUSSSS!!!

Pro WWE Wrestler name if there ever was one.


Plus 100+2x5

These guys are some great dudes. Hope they stick around. Julius for one is great guy to have around and have proven to a very loyal friend.


PS. Tell Eric Abysmal Gentlemen say hi! <3 
#DeleteTheWeak
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#4 - 2015-03-04 19:53:34 UTC
Came expecting a thread about Marmite, left utterly confused. Twisted

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-03-05 01:00:43 UTC
admiral root wrote:
Came expecting a thread about Marmite, left utterly confused. Twisted

well damn - there goes my keyboard! Lol
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#6 - 2015-03-05 03:03:34 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Is somebody flapping his lips in local?

I've seen you flapping your lips in dodixie local often enough.
Can you provide a solution for that?

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
Valkin Mordirc
#7 - 2015-03-05 06:07:03 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Is somebody flapping his lips in local?

I've seen you flapping your lips in dodixie local often enough.
Can you provide a solution for that?



War dec him. =D
#DeleteTheWeak
Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#8 - 2015-03-05 07:17:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Is somebody flapping his lips in local?

I've seen you flapping your lips in dodixie local often enough.
Can you provide a solution for that?


That is a very good question. Unfortunately, there is no solution for that. I will endeavor to keep you apprised of any changes regarding this matter you are so deeply concerned with. I might also point out this particular line as shown in the original post:

*Our local chat pvp is some of the best in the game. While your chosen targets spin there ships we can guarantee system wide entertainment.

And thats the fact Jack.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-03-05 09:11:41 UTC
Juls Baby!! <3

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#10 - 2015-03-07 06:46:29 UTC
Bumpz

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Athena Aideron
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-03-07 18:10:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Athena Aideron
I once rode the ShortBus. They gave me skitles and a juice box. We sang songs and said things like ''You know what I'm saying??''. We also looked around for someone called Meves. It was the best day of my life Roll

I'M not having fun until YOU'RE not having fun.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#12 - 2015-03-07 21:26:39 UTC
Tip top for war targets.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#13 - 2015-03-08 04:17:29 UTC
Good talk.... By the way, good job killing one of my bros megas. Not bad for a group who is virtually non existant anymore. props.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#14 - 2015-03-08 07:38:13 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Good talk.... By the way, good job killing one of my bros megas. Not bad for a group who is virtually non existant anymore. props.


Ghosts will do that. I keep telling people that they are real.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#15 - 2015-03-10 16:14:54 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Good talk.... By the way, good job killing one of my bros megas. Not bad for a group who is virtually non existant anymore. props.


Ghosts will do that. I keep telling people that they are real.


Caspar is the coolest ghost ever.
Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#16 - 2015-03-13 21:06:10 UTC
Bump

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#17 - 2015-03-14 10:16:34 UTC
Athena Aideron wrote:
I once rode the ShortBus. They gave me skitles and a juice box. We sang songs and said things like ''You know what I'm saying??''. We also looked around for someone called Meves. It was the best day of my life Roll


Thank you for the endorsement and please return anytime.
Valkin Mordirc
#18 - 2015-03-14 10:22:39 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Athena Aideron wrote:
I once rode the ShortBus. They gave me skitles and a juice box. We sang songs and said things like ''You know what I'm saying??''. We also looked around for someone called Meves. It was the best day of my life Roll


Thank you for the endorsement and please return anytime.



He can't he owes Saeger a surplus of Cookies. Cry
#DeleteTheWeak
Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#19 - 2015-03-14 15:17:06 UTC
Athena so sirry.... btw... where mah cookies?

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Athena Aideron
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-03-17 15:42:28 UTC
My cookies brings all the boys to yard and they're like, Its better than yours, damn right, they're better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

http://media.giphy.com/media/1ngQorBCDcUFy/giphy.gif

I'M not having fun until YOU'RE not having fun.
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