Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

The Corp:----------------------

On March 3rd, 2015: A commissar by the name of Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky, has given a glaring report to our dear secretary, Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky Jr. The report has stated that, A Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards is suffering from poor technological advancement, and the only way to reverse such fortune, is to quickly open the doors to quickly hasten the process of westernization for our glorious Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards! And so, we throw open our doors to open recruitment!

Currently a corp of corps with members ranging from 2003 to 2013, every member is to be considered and expected to be self-sufficient. Here in A Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards, we fully intend to keep our corp small, but proud. We want to know your name, not your serial number of the bottle of milk you bought from down the store. As part of a 0.0 nullsec alliance in Wicked Creek, our current secondary goal is to provide general support to BLUE Alliance. Our primary goal is just to hang out and about and have fun!

We have done several corp merges in the past. Please contact Lyetjay Lyon if you are interested in doing so.

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What we have:
An active TS3 server
Daily operations in-line with the alliance
Small core of casual members
Several bases of operations in 0.0 sov nullsec
Mature, friendly, relaxed environment
Fleet guidelines (preferrably support via frigs/dessies/ewar)
laissez-faire leadership (hands-free)
UK/US TZ
Sov 0.0 with Outposts, located in Insmother
Entirely casual
Logistics support/jump freighter hauling
Ore/salvage/etc/ buy programs
Quality ratting, mining, and PI (up to -1.0 sec)
Access to jump clones

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What we want:
Mature pilots
Can use TS3 and stay on TS3 while logged into the game
Know when to keep quiet
Must be willing to learn to be self-independent (self-sufficient)
Must be willing to be self-independent
Must dedicate 1-3 days off from the game (read: rl comes first, get life problems sorted out before getting eve problems sorted out)
Veterans and new pilots
Some form of English
UK/US TZ
4ish million SP (negotiable; we have taken very new players. but the key is willing to learn to be self-sufficient)


Are you ready to join the Haitian militia?Are you ready to die twice for Ethiopia?

Apply today (full api key required,) or if you want to hang out and about, join "Doc's Bedroom"

Any questions, feel free to evemail Lyetjay Lyon.

We also make decent gifs to illustrate our daily life here in Ethiopia! (read: or lack thereof, depends by who's standards :3)

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I should also point out that we're also making a totally honest attempt, at gender equality among the workplace.

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happy easter day!

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Meanwhile in North Korea, we have developed the capability of fish walking on land. Soon, we shall employ previous Soviet tactics of strapping explosives onto dogs onto the fish. This is to alleviate the most recent shortage of blackbirds.

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