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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden

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Jenshae Chiroptera
#41 - 2015-03-03 02:05:26 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Kudos to CCP.

They never made it public knowledge that the right eyepiece monocle when affixed to an avatar socket augments turret tracking and dps by 5%

I've been informed that the left stealth bonus is +10% to both, but outwith owning that eyepiece i can only but confirm the hidden bonus for the right eye.

EFT doesn't show it - but once you sport the right monocle in game - you can see the 5% increases in the ship fitting percentages.

+1 to CCP for hidden Easter Eggs
People demanding they be allowed to wear both at the same time in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#42 - 2015-03-03 02:45:33 UTC
People question CCPs decision and somehow ISD finds a way to lock thread.

Repeat thread about monocles, definitely against the forum posting rules, not locked.

Another illustration of the joke that is ISD.
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#43 - 2015-03-03 02:47:55 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:
People question CCPs decision and somehow ISD finds a way to lock thread.

Repeat thread about monocles, definitely against the forum posting rules, not locked.

Another illustration of the joke that is ISD.

...but this is a fun thread, unlike AFK cloaking or whatever.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#44 - 2015-03-03 04:00:10 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:
Nexus Day wrote:
People question CCPs decision and somehow ISD finds a way to lock thread.
Repeat thread about monocles, definitely against the forum posting rules, not locked.
Another illustration of the joke that is ISD.
...but this is a fun thread, unlike AFK cloaking or whatever.
"EVE is a harsh game!"
"Now everyone be nice to each other, only twitter away about trivial things!"
("Dance fast my puppets!" *Move them to the left.* "Dance slow my puppets!) TwistedP

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#45 - 2015-03-03 04:15:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Nexus Day wrote:
People question CCPs decision and somehow ISD finds a way to lock thread.

Repeat thread about monocles, definitely against the forum posting rules, not locked.

Another illustration of the joke that is ISD.

Wow.

Please keep this thread on topic without ranting.

The OP (Jeronica) clearly provided a rationalle purpose in making this thread. As such there is little to discredit the fundamental logic behind having made it, nor is there any obvious reason why it might subsequently need moderation outwith the suggestion this last post i'm quoting could be constituted as a personal attack on the moderation team.

Keep it civil folks.

Nexus Day you should hold your head in shame if the self presenting evidence is to be taken at face value.

Concord Approved Trader

Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2015-03-03 04:21:38 UTC

Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?

Bear

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Jenshae Chiroptera
#47 - 2015-03-03 05:06:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Sibyyl wrote:
Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?
Bear
Look! If you don't have one blind eye from defending honour, one robotic eye for enhanced vision, one monocle over the blind eye and a pirate patch over the robot eye, you just aren't classy enough! Okay?! (Read it in again in that voice).

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#48 - 2015-03-03 06:27:41 UTC
Best club.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#49 - 2015-03-03 07:08:05 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:

Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?

Bear


I could agree with that.
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#50 - 2015-03-03 09:26:38 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:

Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?

Bear


I could agree with that.


Peasant.

Make way for Doublocles.
Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
New Eden Alliance 99013733
#51 - 2015-03-03 13:08:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Mashie Saldana
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:

Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?

Bear


I could agree with that.


Get out of here!Evil
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#52 - 2015-03-03 13:49:12 UTC
why would i need a monocle when all you will be staring at are these assets Shocked

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.

Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#53 - 2015-03-03 13:57:22 UTC
Gregor Parud wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:

Could googles be considered to be "double fine" monocles?

Bear


I could agree with that.


Peasant.

Make way for Doublocles.


I'd truly believe that pic but you forgot to shave off your other eyebrow. Lol


Actually it kinda reminds me of Batou from GITS in a way.
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#54 - 2015-03-03 14:25:08 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
I'd truly believe that pic but you forgot to shave off your other eyebrow. Lol


Actually it kinda reminds me of Batou from GITS in a way.


I have a third monocle in a place I'm not willing to mention, lets just say that when needed ****'s gonna get real.
Zealous Miner
Doomheim
#55 - 2015-03-03 14:42:31 UTC
Ah, what a marvelous day! Indeed, everything looks positively splendid! Yes. Without a doubt!

But, of course it should make sense that the world always appears to look so gorgeous and magnificent when viewed through the lenses of one of these beauties. We truly do live in a civilized and advanced time.

Some say that I am seeing the world through rose-colored spectacles. To them I reply: Why settle for rose when you can have gold? Kudos to everyone!Smile

Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!

Jenshae Chiroptera
#56 - 2015-03-03 20:00:31 UTC
Zealous Miner wrote:
Ah, what a marvelous day! Indeed, everything looks positively splendid! Yes. Without a doubt!

But, of course it should make sense that the world always appears to look so gorgeous and magnificent when viewed through the lenses of one of these beauties. We truly do live in a civilized and advanced time.

Some say that I am seeing the world through rose-colored spectacles. To them I reply: Why settle for rose when you can have gold? Kudos to everyone!Smile
I think those things work both ways, feeding off your fantasies and play them back in images. P

"Roll right up folks! Delusions half price today! Wait! Monocles! Special monocles, I ... erm ... mean! "

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
#57 - 2015-03-03 20:08:29 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Kudos to CCP.

They never made it public knowledge that the right eyepiece monocle when affixed to an avatar socket augments turret tracking and dps by 5%

I've been informed that the left stealth bonus is +10% to both, but outwith owning that eyepiece i can only but confirm the hidden bonus for the right eye.

EFT doesn't show it - but once you sport the right monocle in game - you can see the 5% increases in the ship fitting percentages.

+1 to CCP for hidden Easter Eggs
People demanding they be allowed to wear both at the same time in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...


I have mine on a...

Actually, nevermind.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#58 - 2015-03-04 01:44:24 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Best club.

Confirming Don Purple snuggles are best snuggles

Concord Approved Trader

Jenshae Chiroptera
#59 - 2015-03-04 01:49:46 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
Best club.
Confirming Don Purple snuggles are best snuggles
You! You fiend! Luring me here with an odd name and spam of these new fandangalled, "Likes" things. Where is your hate?

*Sigh*

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#60 - 2015-03-04 02:07:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Gregor Parud wrote:
Peasant.

No thanks. I'm full already.