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The Short Bus Squad 5
Clone 1 The Short Bus Squad Likes received: 5	#21 - 2011-12-22 09:47:16 UTC 1 So I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."

Fleet-Up.com Keep It Simple Software Group 826
Wacktopia Fleet-Up.com Keep It Simple Software Group Likes received: 826	#22 - 2011-12-22 09:53:43 UTC 2 Siigari Kitawa wrote: Xoricha Duvolle wrote: kay, who's there? Aurum. Aurum you glad you didnt have to say plex agian? :-D Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together - Fleet-Up.com

New Eden Archery Club 443
Siigari Kitawa New Eden Archery Club Likes received: 443	#23 - 2011-12-22 09:54:24 UTC 1 Wacktopia wrote: Siigari Kitawa wrote: Xoricha Duvolle wrote: kay, who's there? Aurum. Aurum you glad you didnt have to say plex agian? :-D +1 sir :D Need stuff moved? Push Industries will handle it. Serving highsec, lowsec and nullsec - and we do it faster and more reliably than anyone else. Ingame channel: PUSHX

Doomheim 55
proxwar Doomheim Likes received: 55	#24 - 2011-12-22 09:57:55 UTC I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

I N E X T R E M I S Tactical Narcotics Team 91
Stonecold Steve I N E X T R E M I S Tactical Narcotics Team Likes received: 91	#25 - 2011-12-22 10:03:33 UTC 1 proxwar wrote: I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. ill bite, europe aint a country. CONTINUE THE TROLLING!! YARRRRRRRRRR!!! “Hasta la muerte, todo es vida.”

Professor Alphane

Les Corsaires Diable

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#26 - 2011-12-22 10:17:17 UTC | Edited by: Professor Alphane

proxwar wrote:

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

*deleted post, slow to spot irony Oops

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]


proxwar Doomheim Likes received: 55	#27 - 2011-12-22 10:20:05 UTC Professor Alphane wrote: proxwar wrote: I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. (bad) ironic joke in a (bad) joke thread. Well spotted this man

Kryptonian Atomic Reclamation Agency 14
Asurymen Kryptonian Atomic Reclamation Agency Likes received: 14	#28 - 2011-12-22 10:51:46 UTC Ding dong!

Hemmo Paskiainen

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#29 - 2011-12-22 11:03:05 UTC

Stonecold Steve wrote:

proxwar wrote:

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

ill bite,

europe aint a country.

CONTINUE THE TROLLING!! YARRRRRRRRRR!!!

Trololololol

Its not ameria, its only 80% of the inhabbitants, goverment system, politic system, school system and economic system

anyway;

Knock Knock

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?


Siigari Kitawa New Eden Archery Club Likes received: 443	#30 - 2011-12-22 11:08:53 UTC Who's there? Need stuff moved? Push Industries will handle it. Serving highsec, lowsec and nullsec - and we do it faster and more reliably than anyone else. Ingame channel: PUSHX

Legendary Sidekicks in Space 167
Tora Oni Legendary Sidekicks in Space Likes received: 167	#31 - 2011-12-22 11:28:02 UTC Knock Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda buy some Plex ?

Brutor Tribe 8
s1n1ster m1n1ster Brutor Tribe Likes received: 8	#32 - 2011-12-22 11:32:03 UTC proxwar wrote: I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. i think this prooves the point :)


Hemmo Paskiainen Likes received: 518	#33 - 2011-12-22 14:05:55 UTC Siigari Kitawa wrote: Who's there? the scary ccp nerfbat If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?

C C P C C P Alliance 1,985
CCP Navigator C C P C C P Alliance Likes received: 1,985	#34 - 2011-12-22 14:09:54 UTC Knock, Knock Who's there? Locking Locking who? Locking this terribad thread.

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