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Ishukone-Raata Release [I-RED]: "Status of Jordan Kaine"

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Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
#81 - 2015-02-28 00:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Korsavius
Deitra Vess wrote:
People who have come to their senses will see through your rouse. You can make anyone say what you want with the threat of a fist or a bullet, All that does is stop them from following up their statement with "please don't hurt me." Is the fact that people are hearing a call to arms from this not enough proof that people are coming to their senses? Really?

If only there was a rouse to see through. Have you ever thought to think why we would even make something like this public? A member of PY-RE has already pointed out, quite accurately, that the report stating the status of Jordan Kaine was a courtesy. A courtesy we extended to the several individuals who mentioned concerns about Mr. Kaine's well-being, such as Eran Mintor and Jandice Ymladris.

We owe you nothing.

Mr. Kaine is quite comfortable, and safe, under the protective custody of I-RED's Internal Watch. A private interview will be conducted to prove to those who have unneeded concerns that Mr. Kaine is quite alright.

Cold Wind's Blade || Follow the I-RED Newsfeed & visit the I-RED GalNet site!

Kalaratiri
Blue Canary
The Birdhouse
#82 - 2015-02-28 00:56:07 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
If you mean by illustrating how much of a lunatic Anslo is, then sure, actions speak louder than any words of warning another capsuleer could give.

-Eran


Sanity is a matter of prospective.


Personality cults are amazing things.


Much like any group with a leader, doesn't mean they sway emotions and such, just that they find people with similar goals and beliefs. How's Pyre treating ya?


I'm having a fantastic time.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#83 - 2015-02-28 01:49:13 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Wow, so much hate in this thread. There must be too many left handers involved.


Dixit the hateful, bitter and racist, bigoted idiot, who spends her time angrily insulting everyone.

You really are a detestable person.


Hey genius, you might want to train Humor, Irony and Sarcasm to at least III before opening your yap. Anyone with half a brain could see what I was doing. Since you're incapable of understanding on your own, I'll explain it to you; I was taking a sarcastic jab at the general tenor of this thread and also at Vaari's ridiculous ramblings.

Also, who the hell was talking to you anyway? Why do you insist on trying to pick a fight with me? If you hate me so much just block my posts and move on. Moron.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#84 - 2015-02-28 01:50:34 UTC
Jennifer Starfall wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I have personally overseen and completed the debriefing of Mr. Kaine. I believe his information, if released, may actually work in our favor by casting light onto what exactly is going on. As such, I am prepared to allow a private interview with an approved neutral third party. Mr. Kaine's statements during that interview will be designated for public release. hopefully this will assuage any lingering concerns regarding his treatment and our intentions.


My time is a bit tight, but if this can be arranged for between 01:00 and 07:00 of 117.02.28, I'd be willing to interview Mr. Kaine.



Request approved. I'll arrange the details with you.

Katrina Oniseki

Esil Skor
Doomheim
#85 - 2015-02-28 01:59:30 UTC
If allowed, I would be interested in sitting in on that.
Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
#86 - 2015-02-28 02:19:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Korsavius
((doublepost))

Cold Wind's Blade || Follow the I-RED Newsfeed & visit the I-RED GalNet site!

Jennifer Starfall
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#87 - 2015-02-28 04:34:33 UTC
In the hopes to lessen the bloodshed occurring over this incident, I offered to serve as a neutral third-party to interview Jordan Kaine. I was allowed to record the interview. I've chosen to share the recording here. For security reasons, I have chosen to not disclose the location of the interview.

***** BEGIN RECORDING *****
[ 2015.02.28 02:15:24 ] Jordan Kaine > *An old man sits across from Jennifer, smoking a cigarette. He's got one arm and shoulder in a wrap, clearly injured, underweight, and pale. Despite this, he appears content and in good spirits*
[ 2015.02.28 02:16:03 ] Jennifer Starfall > Mr. Kaine? For the purposes of identification, can you please state your full name?
[ 2015.02.28 02:17:27 ] Jordan Kaine > "Hiwata Otano Jordanne Kaiinen... or Jordan Kaine, for short."
[ 2015.02.28 02:18:08 ] Jordan Kaine > "Jordan Kaine is my real name. I just picked out a really Caldari sounding one because, you know, I figured I'd get promoted faster if they thought I was State born."
[ 2015.02.28 02:18:32 ] Jennifer Starfall > You're not State born?
[ 2015.02.28 02:20:35 ] Jennifer Starfall > Mr. Kaine?
[ 2015.02.28 02:20:57 ] Jordan Kaine > "Uhh, well, not technically. I mean, I was born on a transport headed to Ono, but we hadn't docked anywhere in State space yet, so.. but we were in State space. But we came from the Syndicate."
[ 2015.02.28 02:21:36 ] Jordan Kaine > "So I was sortof, you know... in-between. Anyways, no, I never got any sort of Caldari citizenship. Well, not until now at least. Which is cool. Got my dibs at sixty-three. Better late than never!"
[ 2015.02.28 02:21:40 ] Jennifer Starfall > Okay... I'm given to understand that you are under protective custody. Is this of your own choosing?
[ 2015.02.28 02:22:43 ] Jordan Kaine > "What? Custody? Look, I was told I can leave any time I want, but where am I going to go? I've spent the last week in between ships getting shot at. Lady, I'm tired of space."
[ 2015.02.28 02:23:39 ] Jennifer Starfall smiles reassuringly. "I'll take that as a 'yes.'"
[ 2015.02.28 02:23:53 ] Jordan Kaine > "The blonde chick's a fuckin' nutter, but at least she wants me alive."
[ 2015.02.28 02:24:19 ] Jennifer Starfall > How have you been treated?
[ 2015.02.28 02:24:39 ] Jennifer Starfall > By the "blond nutter" and any others?
[ 2015.02.28 02:25:04 ] Jordan Kaine > "Food's ****, but I got my arm patched up. Free nanite treatments too, or supposedly free. You know how those Caldari are. I'm sure I'll get a bill... I'll be long gone before then though! HAH!"
[ 2015.02.28 02:25:50 ] Jennifer Starfall raises the eyebrow with her Caldari barcode over it. "I see. How were your injuries sustained?"
[ 2015.02.28 02:27:11 ] Jordan Kaine > "The attack as we were coming in to dock. Somebody hit us, I got shoved into an escape pod, and there was an explosion. I got knocked around, broke my whatever it's called. Some bone or something."
[ 2015.02.28 02:27:39 ] Jordan Kaine > "They said the lawyer died. That kinda sucked. I had plans for him."
[ 2015.02.28 02:27:54 ] Jennifer Starfall > What kind of plans did you have for him?
[ 2015.02.28 02:28:50 ] Jordan Kaine > "Well for one I was hoping to get a bigger compensation package. I mean, they fired me like.. a week before the office got bombed. I had an Interbus scheduled to come pick me up. But here's the thing, it wasn't my damn fault."
[ 2015.02.28 02:29:13 ] Jennifer Starfall > What wasn't your fault?
[ 2015.02.28 02:29:19 ] Jordan Kaine > "People get sick, okay? Not my fault I'm in my sixties and get sick a little more often. They said I was no longer qualified enough to fulfill my contract, so I got canned."
[ 2015.02.28 02:29:51 ] Jordan Kaine > "Well, okay, they retired me. But it's the same damn thing. I lost my job. I was hoping that lawyer dude would get me a better severence."
[ 2015.02.28 02:31:17 ] Jordan Kaine > "Anyways, why would they hire me if they knew I was already old? I ain't gettin any younger."
[ 2015.02.28 02:31:42 ] Jordan Kaine > "Whatever. They gave me half a million for the information I gave em."
[ 2015.02.28 02:31:49 ] Jennifer Starfall > How long have you worked for them?
[ 2015.02.28 02:31:58 ] Jordan Kaine > "Two years, give or take."
[ 2015.02.28 02:32:17 ] Jennifer Starfall > What is the information they paid you for?
[ 2015.02.28 02:32:22 ] Jordan Kaine > "Came in on a recruitment drive they held up in Placid. Said they were building a new frontier down there in Syndicate."
[ 2015.02.28 02:32:36 ] Jordan Kaine > "Huh? Oh. Yeah, Kruger. Listen..."
[ 2015.02.28 02:32:41 ] Jordan Kaine > *he leans forward*
[ 2015.02.28 02:33:01 ] Jordan Kaine > "They got some real whack stuff going on down there."
[ 2015.02.28 02:33:25 ] Jennifer Starfall > In Syndicate?
[ 2015.02.28 02:33:42 ] Jennifer Starfall > And for clarity, who is "they"?
[ 2015.02.28 02:34:34 ] Jordan Kaine > "I-RED! Yeah, in ol' Syndo. I was working night shift a while back. Crate duty. I'm not supposed to say the date, but... it was like... not long after I got hired on. So, night shift. Right? It was me and Rikki on 3rd."
[ 2015.02.28 02:35:39 ] Jordan Kaine > "When this dropship comes in unscheduled. He sets down on Black Clearance. Top level security stuff. Steps out, and tells us to start loading a bunch of ******* trees we had sitting in storage since before I ever got there."
[ 2015.02.28 02:36:08 ] Jennifer Starfall > Who was "he"?
[ 2015.02.28 02:36:46 ] Jordan Kaine > "Didn't know at the time. He wouldn't say. I was fresh off the taxi, so I wasn't going to ask a guy with a gun what his name is. We just got to work. We spent half the night loading trees onto his dropship so he can play gardener."
[ 2015.02.28 02:36:58 ] Jordan Kaine > "Ended up being this dude Kruger I saw on the news."

Jennifer Starfall

Fifth Seyllin Conference

Jennifer Starfall
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#88 - 2015-02-28 04:38:49 UTC
[ 2015.02.28 02:37:13 ] Jennifer Starfall > Anything notable about the trees?
[ 2015.02.28 02:38:13 ] Jordan Kaine > "Uhh.. no? They were trees. The poison ones. But they were big as ****. Root ball and everything. Probably like a hundred and a half of em."
[ 2015.02.28 02:39:06 ] Jordan Kaine > "They were supposed to go to a colony, but got mis-shipped to us instead, and nobody ever came to get them. We figured he was coming to get them, so we just signed them over. When the boss found out he flipped his ****."
[ 2015.02.28 02:39:28 ] Jennifer Starfall > Why did he 'flip his ****?'"
[ 2015.02.28 02:40:24 ] Jordan Kaine > "Because this guy didn't have a valid parcel order for them. Except he did. We scanned it in, but the next morning the tracking number was invalid."
[ 2015.02.28 02:40:39 ] Jordan Kaine > "Must have been some fake order or something."
[ 2015.02.28 02:40:53 ] Jennifer Starfall > Was the destination the original colony or somewhere else?
[ 2015.02.28 02:41:23 ] Jordan Kaine > "Uhh... I don't know. I didn't look."
[ 2015.02.28 02:41:42 ] Jordan Kaine > "I just scanned it, and it went through."
[ 2015.02.28 02:42:36 ] Jennifer Starfall > What else did you tell I-RED?
[ 2015.02.28 02:43:23 ] Jordan Kaine > "They asked if I'd be willing to testify to what I saw in a trial if they ever asked me to, and I asked them how much it would be worth to them. They asked me how much I want, so I just said a million ISK. You know, off the top of my head."
[ 2015.02.28 02:43:29 ] Jordan Kaine > "They gave me half, so that's fine with me."
[ 2015.02.28 02:44:48 ] Jennifer Starfall > And do you plan on testifying?
[ 2015.02.28 02:45:03 ] Jordan Kaine > "If I can avoid it, nope."
[ 2015.02.28 02:45:29 ] Jordan Kaine > "I've already gotten almost-killed twice now. I, honestly, just wanna settle down somewhere there's actual dirt on the ground."
[ 2015.02.28 02:47:44 ] Jennifer Starfall > You don't seem to have a very high opinion of I-RED if you're willing to take their money and deceive them.
[ 2015.02.28 02:48:56 ] Jennifer Starfall > Is that true?
[ 2015.02.28 02:49:59 ] Jordan Kaine > "Look, they fired me because I'm old. Why would I like them? I've been carted around and shot at all week. I don't really understand why this is confusing to you. Syndo fuckin' sucks. I wanna go back to Placid."
[ 2015.02.28 02:51:11 ] Jennifer Starfall > Did they fire you or lay you off?
[ 2015.02.28 02:51:23 ] Jordan Kaine > "Do I have a job?"
[ 2015.02.28 02:51:52 ] Jennifer Starfall takes on a stren tone. "Mr. Kaine, do you realize that people are dying because of you?"
[ 2015.02.28 02:51:53 ] Jordan Kaine > "Pretty sure that means they fired me."
[ 2015.02.28 02:53:17 ] Jordan Kaine > "Because of me? Because of me? Look, I didn't do anything! I'm not one of those crazy eggers out there shooting everything with a pulse, okay! Fuckin nutjobs in a... in a... whatever they are!"
[ 2015.02.28 02:54:01 ] Jordan Kaine > "All I did was answer a reward flyer they put out about the tree guy! Then all this **** started happening!"
[ 2015.02.28 02:54:20 ] Jennifer Starfall > Some of those "crazy eggers" think you're being held against your will. That even now, you're saying only what I-RED wants you to say.
[ 2015.02.28 02:55:45 ] Jordan Kaine > "You know, this is why people hate eggers. You realize this right? One bunch of them says the other bunch is out to kill me, and I should stay inside. The other bunch says the first one is custodying me, or whatever, and that I should leave."
[ 2015.02.28 02:56:08 ] Jordan Kaine > "Doesn't matter which one I listen to, I'm probably going to get shot at. Again."
[ 2015.02.28 02:56:25 ] Jennifer Starfall > Who shot at you?
[ 2015.02.28 02:56:52 ] Jordan Kaine > "Well, okay, not at me. Like, the customs office. And the transport. And all those other ships."
[ 2015.02.28 02:57:16 ] Jordan Kaine > "But still. I'm like a cat. Catman. I got nine lives.... and half a mil."
[ 2015.02.28 02:57:30 ] Jennifer Starfall > Then why haven't you left?
[ 2015.02.28 02:58:16 ] Jordan Kaine > "Kinda waitin for things to chill before I do. I mean, I could have left last night, but you're here now - so obviously people are still looking for me. You just said there's others talking about me being held."
[ 2015.02.28 03:01:44 ] Jennifer Starfall > Do you think the dropship pilot was working for I-RED?
[ 2015.02.28 03:02:16 ] Jordan Kaine > "Hey, watch out for that camera. Don't knock it over."
[ 2015.02.28 03:04:32 ] There's a knock on the door from outside. "Five minutes."
[ 2015.02.28 03:04:34 ] Jennifer Starfall stands up suddenly and shouts "Answer my question!" In her anger she knocks into the camera.
***** END RECORDING *****

Due to the equipment being damaged, the recording was cut short. I apologize for my loss of decorum.

Jennifer Starfall

Fifth Seyllin Conference

Anslo
Scope Works
#89 - 2015-02-28 05:02:00 UTC
Convenient.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Rinai Vero
Moira.
Villore Accords
#90 - 2015-02-28 05:34:14 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Taking stock, we have:

Vero, a Gallente nationalist who took lessons from the Soter school of public speaking.

ect


Totally missed this until I saw Kim's reference. Had a laugh.

At least at Soter's Oratory Academy for Delinquent Young Ladies they teach something other than ad hominem.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#91 - 2015-02-28 05:39:32 UTC
So then what was said in the last five minutes of your conversation?

-Eran
Elmund Egivand
Biohazard.
WINMATAR.
#92 - 2015-02-28 06:31:20 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Convenient.


There are digital voice analyzers and multiple kinds of cat-sized camera-drones built out of carbon polymers rather than metal and built-in cloak technology if you really need to verify.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Jennifer Starfall
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#93 - 2015-02-28 07:07:26 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
So then what was said in the last five minutes of your conversation?

-Eran


His loyalties are muddled by his greed for the offered reward, and was reluctant to give a straight answer.

However, he is convinced that the attack was an attempt on his life.

Jennifer Starfall

Fifth Seyllin Conference

Elmund Egivand
Biohazard.
WINMATAR.
#94 - 2015-02-28 10:19:52 UTC
Jennifer Starfall wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
So then what was said in the last five minutes of your conversation?

-Eran


His loyalties are muddled by his greed for the offered reward, and was reluctant to give a straight answer.

However, he is convinced that the attack was an attempt on his life.


If whatever I was on had the uncanny knack of getting shot at for seemingly no reason I too will be convinced that the cluster is out to get me.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#95 - 2015-02-28 11:24:10 UTC
I damn agree with old man.
Eggers are nuts. Too many nuts, allowed to fly heavy weaponry.
Capsuleer program should have stayed only for professional Caldari Navy pilots.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Utari Onzo
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#96 - 2015-02-28 13:26:21 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
I damn agree with old man.
Eggers are nuts. Too many nuts, allowed to fly heavy weaponry.
Capsuleer program should have stayed only for professional Caldari Navy pilots.


And you're not nuts, considering you've advocated bombing billions off the face of planets for no reason than their nationality, threatning children of other capsuleers on the Summit etc etc.

Let's face it, all capsuleers are nuts to an extent.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#97 - 2015-03-01 00:02:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
Utari Onzo wrote:


And you're not nuts, considering you've advocated bombing billions off the face of planets for no reason than their nationality, threatning children of other capsuleers on the Summit etc etc.

Let's face it, all capsuleers are nuts to an extent.


Hey! don't be to hard on Kim, she's a soldier. Its her job to work towards the deaths of non combatants due to their heritage...

Roll
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#98 - 2015-03-01 03:18:53 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
I damn agree with old man.
Eggers are nuts. Too many nuts, allowed to fly heavy weaponry.
Capsuleer program should have stayed only for professional Caldari Navy pilots.


And you're not nuts, considering you've advocated bombing billions off the face of planets for no reason than their nationality, threatning children of other capsuleers on the Summit etc etc.

Let's face it, all capsuleers are nuts to an extent.

And especially nuts are those idiots, who lie about me, like I would like to bomb people without reason, etc etc etc.

Reason of their insanity is excessive brainwashing by mind numbing gallentean propaganda, and they just attack me stupidly simply because I serve the State.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anja Suorsa
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#99 - 2015-03-01 03:21:19 UTC
Must we do this in every thread?
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#100 - 2015-03-01 03:22:10 UTC  |  Edited by: John Revenent
Deitra Vess wrote:
Its her job to work towards the deaths of non combatants due to their heritage...

Roll


Your employer and his organization have something in common with her it would seem. At least not heritage, but working toward deaths of non-combatants.

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."