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Officer Nyota Uhura
#21 - 2011-12-20 07:28:51 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like Roll /sarcasm Ugh

First I thought OP was trying to be funny. Now I think that OP really is mad because he thought that he is all l33t but failed to kill a nub in a frig and got smackblastered and trollrolled in local, by the same noob.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#22 - 2011-12-20 17:48:08 UTC
Hey guise I station camp frigates and think I am amazing.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-12-20 18:01:43 UTC
What is this crap..


Seriously.. people in NPC Corps shouldn't be allowed to post on any forum outside of General Discussion.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#24 - 2011-12-20 18:19:42 UTC
Xolve wrote:
What is this crap..


Seriously.. people in NPC Corps shouldn't be allowed to post on any forum outside of General Discussion.


Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-12-20 18:35:42 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums.



I kinda miss Zymurgist now...
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#26 - 2011-12-20 18:45:44 UTC
Xolve wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums.



I kinda miss Zymurgist now...


Never forget ... that date.... at that time.... damnit.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Argaral
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2011-12-21 02:29:42 UTC
I can only pray that Eva Angelina is actually playing this game
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#28 - 2011-12-21 02:39:02 UTC
This was kinda funny to read. Also OP's tears fuel my spaceship. Tasty tasty tears. Mmmmm.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#29 - 2011-12-21 02:40:04 UTC
Argaral wrote:
I can only pray that Eva Angelina is actually playing this game


.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Aaaaand I'm back from erecticoma-land.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2011-12-21 03:54:58 UTC
terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! Straight

but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners Cry. I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author Oops, sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts.

For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)

For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471

For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be.

my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#31 - 2011-12-21 04:10:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Zions Child
T RAYRAY wrote:
terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! Straight

but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners Cry. I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author Oops, sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts.

For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)

For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471

For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be.

my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame




You sir, appear to be angry. I think you need a time out.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#32 - 2011-12-21 05:19:51 UTC
Zions Child wrote:

You sir, appear to be angry. I think you need a time out.



I think he may need a spanking instead... Oh Lady Spa-ank

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#33 - 2011-12-21 05:23:55 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
T RAYRAY wrote:
terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! Straight

but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners Cry. I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author Oops, sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts.

For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)

For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471

For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be.

my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame




You sir, appear to be angry. I think you need a time out.


He mad. Also, can't direct me to threads relevant to my interests.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#34 - 2011-12-21 05:24:36 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! Straight

but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners Cry. I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author Oops, sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts.

For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)

For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471

For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be.

my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame



You seem mad.

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2011-12-21 05:53:57 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)


I'll try and use small words for you...
1. You tried to kill Eva Evangelista.
2. You failed.
3. You came to the forum to cry about it.

How do you see yourself as the winner in that scenario?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#36 - 2011-12-21 06:00:00 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
T RAYRAY wrote:
For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)


I'll try and use small words for you...
1. You tried to kill Eva Evangelista.
2. You failed.
3. You came to the forum to cry about it.

How do you see yourself as the winner in that scenario?


1. Is made more embarrassing by the shiptypes involved.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2011-12-21 16:53:31 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Congratulations, Eva Evangelista, for trolling T RAYRAY so successfully that he took to the forums to cry about it.


They never taught OP about the rules.

Rule #1 Don't fly what you can't afford to lose
Rule #2 Don't fly what you can't afford to lose
Rule #3 Never, EVER, whine on forum about anything.

Lost your ship becuase you were dumb, say nothing!
Lost your ship at gate camp, say nothing!
Lost your ship in a gank at Jita/Amarr/Didoxie, say nothing!
Lost your ship in a war dec, say nothing!
Fail to pwn a n00b and then end up getting laughed at by said n00b in local chat, SAY NOTHING!

"Better to let people assume you're a moron then to open your mouth and confirm it."
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Thrawn Nostur
Impulsive Anarchy
#38 - 2011-12-22 04:04:17 UTC
Eva Evangelista clearly deserves a killmail. OP probably self destructed his ship in a nerdrage.
Brotha Umad
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2011-12-22 11:08:23 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! Straight

but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners Cry. I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author Oops, sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts.

For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot)

For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471

For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be.

my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame

Check my name.
Sgt Lurch
Doomheim
#40 - 2011-12-22 12:58:13 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Seriously.. people in NPC Corps shouldn't be allowed to post on any forum outside of General Discussion.


+1

It works for CAOD.
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