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What's the ugliest female avatar you've seen.

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Rathhildur Denton
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2015-02-25 17:32:43 UTC
there are surprisingly alot of pilots that look like the first one logibro posted
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#22 - 2015-02-25 17:51:05 UTC
Rathhildur Denton wrote:
there are surprisingly alot of pilots that look like the first one logibro posted


It's a women thing. Someone starts a new fashion craze and regardless of how dumb it is, others will follow.
La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#23 - 2015-02-25 17:55:07 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Miss America


lolol
great pics, but that?
cant stop laughing and when, i switch to giggling...Big smile

Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#24 - 2015-02-25 23:23:12 UTC
Alexa Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.

Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.



Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that.


Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve?


Well, No, but im sure she looks at the forums, and especially at my posts, because lets face it, celebrities like reading about normal people like me. Not that im admitting to being normal, im forum famous.. which is slightly better than normal... but not better than slightly known. One day, Jessica Alba will google something with the word 'unsuccessful' in it, and one of my posts will come up.. and shes going to read it. Then she will subscribe to Eve. And then ill gank her, because Eve is harsh and im a bad person. But then she will be totally into it, because im sure she is just like that deep down inside too. Then she will join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.. err.. I mean.. UaE and Jessica Alba.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jallukola
#25 - 2015-02-25 23:28:24 UTC
thumbler bait thread \o/

All posts and mails screencapped and time stamped, including out of EVE, you will not reverse on me.

Might come in handy!
Primary This Rifter
Mutual Fund of the Something
#26 - 2015-02-25 23:30:25 UTC
Alexa Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.

Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.



Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that.


Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve?

No, she's obviously too fit to be the type to sit on her ass for hours playing internet spaceships.
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2015-02-26 00:53:44 UTC
a challenger appears
https://image.eveonline.com/Character/428434244_1024.jpg


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Can't Touch-This
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2015-02-26 01:18:44 UTC
Doesn't matter what their face looks like when it's buried in your lap! Big smile
Jenshae Chiroptera
#29 - 2015-02-26 03:10:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Alexa Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.
Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that.
Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve?
It is possible. A friend of mine from Second Life, who played EVE for a long time is a national musical celebrity and wrote some stuff for Rhianna.
You wouldn't expect her to play EVE from her celebrity image and she keeps a very low profile.

The main thing that appeals to celebrities with online gaming is the anonymity, they can put on a "mask" and kick back, be just like everyone else.

As to ugly AVs? I look terrible in 3D view.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#30 - 2015-02-26 03:45:25 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Alexa Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.
Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that.
Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve?
It is possible. A friend of mine from Second Life, who played EVE for a long time is a national musical celebrity and wrote some stuff for Rhianna.
You wouldn't expect her to play EVE from her celebrity image and she keeps a very low profile.

The main thing that appeals to celebrities with online gaming is the anonymity, they can put on a "mask" and kick back, be just like everyone else.

As to ugly AVs? I look terrible in 3D view.



That's what makes EvE so awesome. Anyone you shoot or get shot by could be Sam Jackson, Felicia Day, or Linsay Lohan pretending to be Brittany Spears.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#31 - 2015-02-26 05:44:05 UTC
kes88 wrote:
What's the ugliest potato you've ever seen?


Dominix

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#32 - 2015-02-26 10:18:50 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Alexa Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.

Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.



Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that.


Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve?


Well, No, but im sure she looks at the forums, and especially at my posts, because lets face it, celebrities like reading about normal people like me. Not that im admitting to being normal, im forum famous.. which is slightly better than normal... but not better than slightly known. One day, Jessica Alba will google something with the word 'unsuccessful' in it, and one of my posts will come up.. and shes going to read it. Then she will subscribe to Eve. And then ill gank her, because Eve is harsh and im a bad person. But then she will be totally into it, because im sure she is just like that deep down inside too. Then she will join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.. err.. I mean.. UaE and Jessica Alba.


You have to point and webb her and then shot her shields slowly to 0%... She will not be pleased and she will be trying to get out... Maintain the range, don't forget to overheat ... Take a minute a have a nice look at her in her armour, then shoot it slowly to 0%... Loot some of the armour pieces as souvenir... Take a good look at her hull... Make some screenshots... Feel her hull with you lasers... How it vibrates when it get penetrated by your beams... And then gank her hard... So hard that her pod spills out some of the pod goo... And then give her some of your goo... She will remember that day...
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#33 - 2015-02-26 10:45:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
CCP Logibro wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
[img]https://image.eveonline.com/Character/91072482_512.jpg[/img]

LCO by far is one of the standouts for me. ManFace MissileTits is also very disconcerting when I see them.
[img]http://images.cdn1.eveonline.com/Character/90808001_512.jpg[/img]

Did you try WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame, Ice Driller or WarpToBelt 1?
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#34 - 2015-02-26 10:49:03 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Miss America

Motha in law

Outstanding

didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway.
Carme'n Skywalker
Bovine Supremacy Project
#35 - 2015-02-26 11:36:27 UTC
Leave those alternative beauties alone. You should really be ashamed of yourselves, you mean people. Cry
Jenshae Chiroptera
#36 - 2015-02-26 14:14:03 UTC
Alexei Stryker wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
UaE and Jessica Alba.
You have to point and webb her and then shot her shields slowly to 0%... She will not be pleased and she will be trying to get out... Maintain the range, don't forget to overheat ... Take a minute a have a nice look at her in her armour, then shoot it slowly to 0%... Loot some of the armour pieces as souvenir... Take a good look at her hull... Make some screenshots... Feel her hull with you lasers... How it vibrates when it get penetrated by your beams... And then gank her hard... So hard that her pod spills out some of the pod goo... And then give her some of your goo... She will remember that day...
We start talking about the ugliest avatars and then the role players show up, getting all hot and bothered! Roll

TwistedP

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Big Lynx
#37 - 2015-02-26 16:45:15 UTC
Ddolik
Bohemian Veterans
Pandemic Horde
#38 - 2015-02-26 17:05:53 UTC
well welll welll... they are all great
Big Lynx
#39 - 2015-02-26 18:00:43 UTC
Ddolik wrote:
well welll welll... they are all great


are you a failed transgender experiment?
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#40 - 2015-02-26 19:45:22 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Ddolik wrote:
well welll welll... they are all great


are you a failed transgender experiment?

should ask Ice Driller