Crime & Punishment

I want as many free wars as possible, so if you get a war dec and want an ally, send me a mail, and I will be glad to ally against your foes, for free! That is right, you get free help without paying a single isk! No war will be turned down, since I have no blues! It is very unlikely that I will ever have blues because I am setting the fee for that at 1 billion isk. Lol, who is going to pay me that?

Conditions of me helping you in your war are that you expect nothing from me, because that will cost extra, and paying me extra is probably not worth it since I am often quite lazy and go AFK a lot. Other times I just want to carebear in peace.

Also accepting war decs on my tiny corp, if you really want to do that! Although if you are a merc, you probably don't need to do that because I will be allying in wars against you anyway

Warning: picking me to ally in your war may result in me dying in a fire and ruining your war stats, if you care about that kind of thing!

Ok being at war with all mercs at the same time is achievable in a day! But you see good targets and they have blobs nearby (other mercs) so it's not that good. Service closed

Please do not war dec my new corp we are peaceful carebears now