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Jita Barter and Commerce
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Oaty Fribs
Green Tea Inc
Green Tea Alliance
#1 - 2011-12-21 18:18:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Oaty Fribs
Looking to make money? Jita Barter and Commerce is now an Investment bank promising great returns within the first three months! We can do so because we are growing rapidly and have a strong network of trust! All investors will be mailed every few days with information regarding the progress of our organization. Even though we are a fairly new corp, your trust is our top priority. If you have further questions or concerns, you can mail me in game, I will get back to you ASAP.

We can offer:

  • 4% interest/month
  • Only 10m fee for new accounts
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#2 - 2011-12-21 18:23:55 UTC
hmmmm..... seems legit.

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Oaty Fribs
Green Tea Inc
Green Tea Alliance
#3 - 2011-12-21 18:34:32 UTC
There's no need for sarcasm.....
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#4 - 2011-12-21 18:42:53 UTC
No. What there was no need for was taking you seriously.

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Axis Raikkonen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-12-21 18:55:26 UTC
I will only invest in your fine institution if you promise that all of my money will be funneled into CDOs and that you will provide equal opportunity loans to hi-sec Bantam miners who have the basic human right to own a Hulk just like everyone else, regardless of monthly income or utility of said Hulk.

What is your target interest rate for deposits? Range of rates on loans? Target IRR on internal investment projects? How many preliminary loan approvals have you handed out pending funding? In which market sector will you focus your investment and trading? Can patrons expect monthly reporting of balance sheets, statement of cash flows, risk grades on existing loans and so on?

These are serious questions. I'd love to hear your plan, and I'm sure many others would like to hear about a legitimate opportunity, too. Surely you understand why "promising great returns" and "we're new, but we want you to trust us!" carries little weight under these circumstances.
Callduron
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2011-12-21 19:27:42 UTC
Oaty Fribs wrote:

  • Only 10m fee for new accounts


    • Can I just check what this means? It **only** will cost me 10 million for the chance to give you money? Why on earth are you charging this fee?

    I write http://stabbedup.blogspot.co.uk/

    I post on reddit as /u/callduron.
    DelBoy Trades
    Trotter Independent Traders.
    Disaster Strikes
    #7 - 2011-12-21 20:03:36 UTC
    This reminds me of Jita Bank a couple of months ago who turned out to be some kid who liked to sing on Youtube.

    Damn nature, you scary!
    Dersk
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #8 - 2011-12-21 20:25:26 UTC
    Callduron wrote:
    It **only** will cost me 10 million for the chance to give you money? Why on earth are you charging this fee?


    He needs to make sure that you're legit, not trying to scam him when you give him your money.
    Florestan Bronstein
    Ministry of War
    Amarr Empire
    #9 - 2011-12-21 20:44:05 UTC
    "network of trust" is so 20th century

    web of trust is the buzzword you're looking for.
    cigarellos
    #10 - 2011-12-21 21:26:28 UTC
    I'll just go and leave this here.

    LSHMSFOAIDMT
    Patri Andari
    Thukker Tribe Antiquities Importer
    #11 - 2011-12-21 21:37:48 UTC
    cigarellos wrote:
    I'll just go and leave this here.

    LSHMSFOAIDMT




    And like that, poof. He's gone.




    Be careful what you think, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful what you say, for your words become your actions. Be careful what you do, for your actions become your character. And character is everything. - author unknown
    Gatan Hahran
    Brukterer
    #12 - 2011-12-21 21:56:57 UTC
    Oaty Fribs wrote:
    Looking to make money? Jita Barter and Commerce is now an Investment bank promising great returns within the first three months! We can do so because we are growing rapidly and have a strong network of trust! All investors will be mailed every few days with information regarding the progress of our organization. Even though we are a fairly new corp, your trust is our top priority. If you have further questions or concerns, you can mail me in game, I will get back to you ASAP.

    We can offer:

    • 4% interest/month
    • Only 10m fee for new accounts


    quoted in case you decide to delete it for some unknown reason.


    Could you post some more details on your business please?
    Like how you earn isk.
    This whole "i mail you" thing never works out, we want it on the forum.
    RubyPorto
    RubysRhymes
    #13 - 2011-12-21 22:29:07 UTC
    DelBoy Trades wrote:
    This reminds me of Jita Bank a couple of months ago who turned out to be some kid who liked to sing on Youtube.


    Poor Prencleve, we hardly knew ye. And all you ever wanted was to be a Goon.

    I pledge 24.5 trillion spacebux to this venture.

    "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
    corestwo
    Goonfleet Investment Banking
    #14 - 2011-12-22 04:15:48 UTC
    This should come as no surprise to anyone.

    Quote:
    [04:08:14] Oaty Fribs > Will triple any amount of ISK you send to me, closing my account and have over 18billion to give out, hurry while I still have the money!

    This post was crafted by a member of the GoonSwarm Federation Economic Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay.

    fofofo
    KrakizBad
    Section 8.
    #15 - 2011-12-22 06:18:33 UTC
    Will you be operating and handing out funds in 2014?
    Axis Raikkonen
    Science and Trade Institute
    Caldari State
    #16 - 2011-12-22 17:55:45 UTC
    cigarellos wrote:
    I'll just go and leave this here.

    LSHMSFOAIDMT



    I can confirm that one of Oaty's buddies evemailed me yesterday after this was posted, trying to convince me that it's the real deal.

    They must not read these forums too often.
    RubyPorto
    RubysRhymes
    #17 - 2011-12-22 18:38:13 UTC
    cigarellos wrote:
    I'll just go and leave this here.

    LSHMSFOAIDMT



    Awww, my Taco's dirty now.

    <.< >.>


    Who wants to buy a Taco with "seasonings"

    "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
    Andski
    Science and Trade Institute
    Caldari State
    #18 - 2011-12-22 18:51:33 UTC
    OP's Bio wrote:
    I have a trick for you to help you play with unlimited isk.
    Right Click here and select give money
    Now follow these exact steps
    1 - in the reason box type in exactly"Stack Overflow Error 022"
    2 - in the cash box type in
    "-99999999999999999999999"
    3 - Minimize the isk tranfer window and maximize it again
    4 - In the cash box now type "99999999999999999999999".
    5 - Hit the send button
    Thats it , if you did it right you will have more isk then you will ever need.


    i will definitely invest in a scheme whose primary speculator is a dude with a garden variety scam bio, lmao

    Twitter: @EVEAndski

    "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
    John Zenrael
    Centaurs of the South
    #19 - 2011-12-23 11:25:55 UTC
    Love the guys mail... I wonder how many real life 'business ventures' start in such ways.