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The Vikings of Valhalla

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#21 - 2015-02-18 18:52:16 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
War will go live in a couple of hours ! Surrender fee will be 1B or 2 fedo's (also no troll).


Code wardec will go live tomorrow. Surrender fee will be 100 fedos.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2015-02-18 19:25:41 UTC
I'm going to give the OP a little credit for not being in an NPC corp by the time I read the thread, though I do realize that's probably just because the wardecs haven't gone live yet and he doesn't yet understand what he's done to himself.
Sahriah BloodStone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2015-02-18 19:58:55 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets.


Thats because you wanted help for free, while also making a point to say you wanted no merc help, all while typing in a rather standoffish tone. Im not sure what you expected.

Sahriah Bloodstone

No.Mercy // Triumvirate

"Never underestimate your enemy or disrespect its abilities. If you do, you shall become the hunted "

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#24 - 2015-02-18 20:34:41 UTC
Xorphix wrote:
Oooohh! Fresh meat. Blink

Appearantly not fresh enough, the tora zombies have attacked it.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2015-02-18 20:35:26 UTC
I have been a CEO for many years, been deced by many people for what ever reason I do not know. I spend most of my pvp time solo being destroyed by groups I never stood a chance against. However, as then and as now, I will never give up. So if you aren't just like the rest of them prove me wrong. Prove to me that this game has people interested in supporting a cause other than being dickwads to people just because you can.

I know where I'm posting and I know the likes of people that scan these forums. This is why I chose here, I need hardened gritty help, not some care bare rage quitters. Because this filth is deep and I need people that are willing to get dirty and go the distance needed. I'm not looking to hire mercs, I'm looking for other groups in our situation dealing with the problems that we are facing with the same corp, interested in teaming up to overcome this problem together. So do what ever you gotta do, I'm not looking for sympathy or anyone to hold my hand. I'll undock in rookie ships and get podded 100,000,000 times over for all I care. All ganging up on us will do is prove my point. I'd much rather gain a group of hardened individuals who want to support our cause with us and destroy our enemies.

I did not ask for this war, nor am I opposed to battle. So keep laughing and trolling. I'm not asking for advice, I am not in need to be notified of what I am doing right or wrong. I know the full weight of my actions. That is why I am a CEO, I have a reputation to build and an empire to raise. I ask no quarter and expect to be left to my business accordingly. If you think you are going to intimidate me you are gravely wrong.

I am not saying that I can, or will, take on anyone or everyone. I am saying that I will never give up on Derp Masters. Rascals Brigade is where I will stay. No war dec, nobody will ever take that away. I will never war dec without cause, I do not feed on tears for fun. I have more respect for people than that.

Also, I have deced CODE, war with them is nothing new to me and I am opposed to the method of their cause.

I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#26 - 2015-02-18 22:28:38 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it.
Then we re going after your Fedo's. War starts in 24h !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-02-18 22:31:19 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Dr Longbow wrote:
Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it.
Then we re going after your Fedo's. War starts in 24h !


I don't know what that is so whatever.
Paranoid Loyd
#28 - 2015-02-18 22:35:11 UTC
History lesson

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2015-02-18 22:41:07 UTC
Now I know, thanks. That is classy, I like that. lmao.
Valkin Mordirc
#30 - 2015-02-18 22:41:45 UTC
http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr%20Longbow


Apparently this man's shenanigans are so bad it's reached EVE who.
#DeleteTheWeak
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2015-02-18 22:49:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Voyager Arran
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98360896/

That's really not how you're supposed to use the Tornado.

EDIT: Double L-ASB is not the answer to everything please stop immediately

EDIT EDIT: click on the Buzzard losses I won't spoil it for the rest of you.
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2015-02-18 23:11:03 UTC
that buzzard is fun
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2015-02-18 23:49:47 UTC
Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.

That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.

What are you trying to prove?

I will not fit the mold you want me to?
That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?

If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?

I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.

Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.

However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#34 - 2015-02-19 07:41:40 UTC
I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it.
Social nuances and stuff.

Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

ggodhsup
relocation LLC.
#35 - 2015-02-19 08:09:09 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it.
Social nuances and stuff.

Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.


qft.

oh yeah....ill be war decing you as well
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#36 - 2015-02-19 08:16:23 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated?


I'd be interested in hearing more about this.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Valkin Mordirc
#37 - 2015-02-19 09:14:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkin Mordirc
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Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.


The fact that you have been trolled like this before does not reflect well on you. If you built up a resistance to such treatment then I would assume you are an annoying person who purposely seeks such attention.

Those who have wealth or large numbers following them. Normally know what they are talking about. They are versed enough to fair well in EVE. Disregarding them shows an extreme amount of arrogance.

That whole different from rest of them. The rest of who? The so called griefers of EVE?


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That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.


You obviously brought such stress on yourself by publicly whining about being decced. It's like going to a Neo-Nazi march and talking to people about free rights and not expecting to be jumped.

Your existence doesn't make anybody feel insecure to any point. It's your obvious arrogance that causes the intent dislike that your personality brings out. If you would handled this in a humble way. Things wouldn't have turned sour. Instead you claim that you are a victim, when in fact, you are not.

Fun Fact. In EVE, would play the Victim. The player base generally will make sure that turns out to be true. Even if wasn't to start with,


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What are you trying to prove?


That we can do what we want.

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If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?


Neck beards? Insignificant?

Hm, Funnily enough. It is you, who is insignificant, otherwise this wouldn't be a problem for you. Which judging by how you are purposely shoehorning a moderately advance vocab into your rants, seems to prove that you are trying your damnedest to appear somehow better then anyone else.

Also how can I be insignificant. but I obviously "Feed on those who can not effectively defend themselves"? Would that not me those I...feed...on are more insignificant then I?

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I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.


Your are not feeding trolls, hardly. You are attempting to feed your own superiority complex, made apparent by your unbelievable amount of chest beating and **** stroking.

What content are you trying to create? Another...I was going to use the word Carebear but Carebears really don't whine, they just mine, and such. You are worse then than that. Your just...a whiner. A loser with an Ego problem.

Also WTF Why is CODE being mentioned here. >.> Stop that.


However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.



Greeeeaaaat, Another He who shall not be named/Lucas, \o/
#DeleteTheWeak
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#38 - 2015-02-19 09:44:05 UTC
Well, his determination is pretty damn high. He who shall not be named (so that he does not appear to ruin this thread) would have already dropped his corp and then announced in forums how he defeated the evil wardeccers 250 to 1. I did feel bit of sympathy for this guy when he first posted his thread buuuut..... yup, now it's gone.

The guy seems to have so huge balls, he thinks he can take on all of eve. I just find them big vulnurable target. And you know, in eve there are no honoburu rules of combat, so even cheap shots are go.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#39 - 2015-02-19 11:52:05 UTC
Dr Longbow wrote:
Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.

That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.

What are you trying to prove?

I will not fit the mold you want me to?
That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?

If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?

I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.

Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.

However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.


Have you considered running for the CSM?
Dr Longbow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2015-02-19 15:42:54 UTC
Some of these replies assume a lot and know so little. I'm not whining oh whaaa whaa I got war deced. Not at all actually. Arrogance, possibly a little. Ego, well I'm Dr Longbow and I'm the face of Derp Masters. How do you do? I need a bigger fleet. For some of you judging is your main problem, you judge before you know so in my eye you know nothing. Assume a lot and know little. Have I hurt you with my words?

Love me, hate me, pity me, laugh at me, do whatever you want. I've still made a large enough impact on your day that you felt the need to at least pop in here and rattle off some sort of remark. Weather it is positive advice or negative trash talk, that in and of itself is a small victory. Some of you even wanted to contribute to "teaching me a lesson in game" or some crap like that. Win or lose, I will see you on grid my friends o7. I have still yet to find any organizations interested in teaming up to kick the crap out of our enemies. If you aim to harvest my tears or destroy what has been created, you will find a warm cup of pee instead of tears (may also be a little salty.) Derp Masters will live on and I will build this empire. I will not forget the journey to the top and the lessons I have, and will have learned to get to the main goal.

Thus, yet another one sided pointless battle to ensue, its whatever. In reality I just want a war that is fun for both sides. I have been told I should run for CSM before, whatever that means I do not know. I doubt the likelihood of someone as loud as I am being elected and if I were I don't know what I would do at this point I think. I however do know what I would do with a force like the one that is about to hit me. It would not be pointlessly war dec smaller weaker organizations for a cheep quick lol. I would go out on a campaign for glory and conquest. Most likely carve out a nice chunk of sovereignty to hold on to for starters.

So if any of you are interested in supporting this cause, please contact me and lets go do it.