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funny defense mechanisms

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umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#1 - 2015-02-17 08:25:17 UTC
What are you doing bearwise or have you seen other doing? Big smile

1. Probes of fear
This is the most common one I've seen. Your Enemy is launching combat probes.
In the first you think: "Ok, it's pew time ... I'll be back in a sec."
But all you see the next hour is those combat probes.

2. Massive Fleet Prank
You enter a system and see maybe 1-2 ships on dscan.
But suddenly dscan shows up more and more ships of different types and sizes every second!
A warp to that suspicious POS reveals that the lonely guy just launched all his ships from the hangar while still hovering in his Heron usually using combat probes as well.

3. T3 PvP Fake
They change to their T3s, probably add logi and/or Force Recons!
A check on zkill reveals, that those ships were never involved in any kill...
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-02-17 08:40:46 UTC
There is also the one where they sit in pos, look upy our corp killboard and proceed to trash talk about your losses while they continue to huddle behind the pos shields.

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umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#3 - 2015-02-17 09:07:35 UTC
have to add this one....

Lately I was scanning my neighbours home in an astero and found a venture.
I approached and decloaked. Not expecting to catch him at all, but ...

Minutes later he came back and continued mining, but also placed a Confessor next to it.
I took the invitattion and changed to a Confessor as well and warped back - barely seeing him warping off.

I then took a venture and mined some gas.
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#4 - 2015-02-17 09:50:20 UTC
so you had free confessor lolz. i had stole proteus last night from c3 wh . guy in prospect was mining , i decloaked my anathema next to him and used passive targetter . shooted him once but had no point - he ejected from ship to come back with proteus before he landed on site i moved and cloaked then watched. like 3 - 5 mins later he boards prospect and keeps mining i decloaked and came closer to board proteus which was succeful. he boardd my anathema and shooted his/mine proteus. i warped away to bring shuttle and try to take back anathema. instead of it i got his prospect. he got my anathema lol.
Betti Betty
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-02-17 10:55:20 UTC
there is something as 'defensive probe'
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#6 - 2015-02-17 12:41:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Lloyd Roses
If you got sufficient scanstrength, you can scan anything up to sleeper caches with combats (superior with cores or sister cores if you got poor skills), so there is really no need to carry core probes along anymore if you got an expanded launcher to start with.

So those were no defensive probes, it's been a guy who wanted to both scan sigs and bm local CTs in one swipe.
Peonza Chan
Gloryhole Initiative
#7 - 2015-02-17 12:46:35 UTC
Amak Boma wrote:
so you had free confessor lolz. i had stole proteus last night from c3 wh . guy in prospect was mining , i decloaked my anathema next to him and used passive targetter . shooted him once but had no point - he ejected from ship to come back with proteus before he landed on site i moved and cloaked then watched. like 3 - 5 mins later he boards prospect and keeps mining i decloaked and came closer to board proteus which was succeful. he boardd my anathema and shooted his/mine proteus. i warped away to bring shuttle and try to take back anathema. instead of it i got his prospect. he got my anathema lol.

hilarious
btw, why would one eject outside a pos?
HoruSeth
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-02-17 12:52:59 UTC
because he thought he would get killed anyway.

This story with Venture and Proteus is great! Lol

On my gravestone will be written: "Died because he used sarcasm in the wrong moment"

Jezza McWaffle
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#9 - 2015-02-17 12:53:00 UTC
Lloyd Roses wrote:
If you got sufficient scanstrength, you can scan anything up to sleeper caches with combats (superior with cores or sister cores if you got poor skills), so there is really no need to carry core probes along anymore if you got an expanded launcher to start with.

So those were no defensive probes, it's been a guy who wanted to both scan sigs and bm local CTs in one swipe.


Pretty much that, I laugh at the fool who gets worried about combat probes but doesnt blink when cores show up on scan.

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umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#10 - 2015-02-17 13:34:38 UTC
Lloyd Roses wrote:
If you got sufficient scanstrength, you can scan anything up to sleeper caches with combats (superior with cores or sister cores if you got poor skills), so there is really no need to carry core probes along anymore if you got an expanded launcher to start with.

So those were no defensive probes, it's been a guy who wanted to both scan sigs and bm local CTs in one swipe.


Ok, but with that superior skills why does he need an hour to scan that hole - if at all? ;D
HoruSeth
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-02-17 13:58:56 UTC
- Alt, meaning other things to do on his main
- afk
- skills are not ALL V as assumed
- killed? (if he got killed and you did not recognize it you for sure know his probes remain in space)

Those just come to my mind within 5 seconds.

On my gravestone will be written: "Died because he used sarcasm in the wrong moment"

Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#12 - 2015-02-17 16:51:28 UTC
reminds me some guy lost his RSS probes in 0.0 he launched them before got killed.
Agent Unknown
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-02-17 19:35:01 UTC
Lloyd Roses wrote:
If you got sufficient scanstrength, you can scan anything up to sleeper caches with combats (superior with cores or sister cores if you got poor skills), so there is really no need to carry core probes along anymore if you got an expanded launcher to start with.

So those were no defensive probes, it's been a guy who wanted to both scan sigs and bm local CTs in one swipe.


I learned this the other day...I got stuck in lowsec since my home hole closed on my combat character with minimal skills (most were at 3) but managed to probe out a wormhole that got me fairly close with the expanded launcher and basic combats I had at the time as well as a non-bonused ships. I was surprised I could scan anything down but managed in just a few more pings than normal and a bit of manual movement.
umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#14 - 2015-02-18 00:26:56 UTC  |  Edited by: umnikar
Na, I'm pretty sure I once shared a system with guys who explicitly launched ships/probes and gave orders to switch to shiny ships with the intention to fear incoming entities off.
In certain cases it even works ... and thats why it's "funny".
I also had chats with ppl doing so in defense...and a good laugh ofc.

Someone scanning for sigs has another dscan pattern and is not what I'm talking about... *sigh*
Coelomate
Gilliomate Corp
#15 - 2015-02-19 00:53:29 UTC
To be clear on probing mechanics: combat probes and core probes have the exact same strength. The only difference between them for probing signatures is that core probes can reduce their radius to 0.25au while combat probes can only go down to 0.5au.

The only scenario where combat probes are inferior is one where your skills are **** pure **** and the signature is hard to scan, meaning 0.5au is insufficient to resolve the signature. In my experience that's not a common experience, particularly for wormhole dwellers that are likely to have scanning mods on their ships as well as decent skillpoint investment in scanning skills.

If you can scan it to 100% without manually dragging the probes closer, any perceived inferiority of combat probes is either psychosomatic or due to other inferior equipment (for example, if you were using T1 combat probes from a T1 expanded lanucher but usually use sister's core probes from a sister's launcher).

I've found many people are confused about this mechanic because the 'show info' windows don't exactly lay it out for you clearly. They show you a probe strength and a base probe size without much more explanation, so it looks like core probes have twice the strength compared to combat probes - but that's just because it's showing you the strength of the probe at the minimal size, and the minimal size for core probes is half that of combat probes.

Love,

~Coelomate

umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#16 - 2015-02-19 01:21:43 UTC
^^ everyone in the wormhole forums knows the difference about core and combat probes and remember the days with DS probes. No further explanations needed, thanks.
Else it will become a funny ego defense mechanism thread. ;)
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#17 - 2015-02-19 01:26:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Amak Boma
i looked into my head and i remember my very archainc defense mechanism when i was solo in c1 wh looooong ago.

after scanning the static i dropped around it in various places mobile depots and some containers, made it very tricky so someone had to move a bit to cloak, that was giving me few extra seconds and saved my retriever hundred times. after static closed i scooped up mobile depots/containers and placed on new scanned static. when someone's hole rolled into my system i simply stayed at pos and watched dscan used shuttles to warp other holes to see what kind they are, then headed back.

i seen other people defensive mechanisms sush bubbles and depots , one of c2 poses was fully bubbled with orca inside lol
also mobile tractor unit on sun its very easy bait and you can either see if someone is in your hole by seeing that your depot turns into wreck but if you dscan alot you will notice intruder. or stockpile of abandoned drones around wormhole,
umnikar
Fishbone Industries
#18 - 2015-02-19 01:50:19 UTC
I usualy close the doors when I'm about to have fun with my Sleepers.

I never really played with depots and bubbles...hm, bait?

I remember I ran in a bubbled POS without FF one day and died horribly ;D
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#19 - 2015-02-19 06:00:38 UTC
umnikar wrote:
^^ everyone in the wormhole forums knows the difference about core and combat probes and remember the days with DS probes. No further explanations needed, thanks.
Else it will become a funny ego defense mechanism thread. ;)


You give these forums too much credit. (read: any credit)
Adriana Nolen
Sama Guild
#20 - 2015-02-19 06:41:37 UTC
Angsty Teenager wrote:
umnikar wrote:
^^ everyone in the wormhole forums knows the difference about core and combat probes and remember the days with DS probes. No further explanations needed, thanks.
Else it will become a funny ego defense mechanism thread. ;)


You give these forums too much credit. (read: any credit)


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