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Failed Assassination...pretty sad!!

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Laya Stormborne
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-02-12 15:25:50 UTC
Jayze's 141mill fail fit smartbombing Brutix
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44550958/

Jayze narrowly escaped almost certain doom at the hands of Elite lowsec bomber Santo Eltrafficanto's 11mill Maller.

Op makes thread and gets made fun of, he then thinks "screw these guys and screw Santo! I can be a better lowsec smartbomber than santo and unlike my venture that escaped, None shall Pass in my failfit 141Brutix!"

Learn your lesson Jayze?
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-02-12 16:32:05 UTC
Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2015-02-12 19:57:28 UTC
Came to complain about re-post.

Noticed OP was different.

Read content.

Laughed.

Left smiling.

Big smile

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#4 - 2015-02-13 02:49:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Ya, laugh at me for playing the game for myself and testing my WH smartbomber in lowsec...so funny.
Try harder!
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#5 - 2015-02-13 02:52:08 UTC
Nice alt btw...fooling everyone, such the greatest scammer ever.
Couldn't even get anyone to get you out of the academy? Figures.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#6 - 2015-02-13 02:57:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Get your own thread Santo

Flagging for

"17. Redundant and re-posted threads will be locked."

...and general lameness! (Even stole my thread name Roll)

All that info you already said on this page


"OPs 141mill Brutix he just lost todayhttps://zkillboard.com/kill/44550958/

This thread has come full circle. OP saying "failed assassination pretty sad" so after being made fun of, OP tries to smartbomb himself this morning. Yet he is no Santo, he hits a 141mill Brutix and gets NO kills with it.

Learn your lesson Jayze?"
Gemina Gidrine
The Safety Fire
#7 - 2015-02-13 11:37:50 UTC
This is wonderful. Jayze should've eaten that humble pie quite some time ago. Please keep digging the whole though, as it is rather enjoyable to watch.
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#8 - 2015-02-13 13:39:34 UTC
ITT: Justice served, NPC player crying about other NPC player posting.

Get on Comms, or die typing.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#9 - 2015-02-13 17:00:18 UTC
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
This is wonderful. Jayze should've eaten that humble pie quite some time ago. Please keep digging the whole though, as it is rather enjoyable to watch.


Hole*
I took my brutix on a suicide mission...how low is reading comprehension these days?
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#10 - 2015-02-13 17:02:25 UTC
Kaea Astridsson wrote:
ITT: Justice served, NPC player crying about other NPC player posting.



I am not locked into any role...I'm NPC atm what of it? (still my main)
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-02-13 17:35:15 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Ya, laugh at me for playing the game for myself and testing my WH smartbomber in lowsec...so funny.
Try harder!

It's your fit I'm laughing at.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Phig Neutron
Starbreaker and Sons
#12 - 2015-02-13 20:27:10 UTC
Can somebody post a solid lowsec smartbombing fit? Some of the rest of us might like to try this as well.
Paranoid Loyd
#13 - 2015-02-13 20:34:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Cheap
Not so cheap
Dont give a ****

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Gemina Gidrine
The Safety Fire
#14 - 2015-02-14 21:04:23 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
This is wonderful. Jayze should've eaten that humble pie quite some time ago. Please keep digging the whole though, as it is rather enjoyable to watch.


Hole*
I took my brutix on a suicide mission...how low is reading comprehension these days?


A better man would realise that he had made a complete baffoon out of himself, own up to it publicly, then continue with his business. You, however, are not one of those men: clearly you are blinded by your own ego.

Like I stated previously, please keeping digging the whole, as it is still rather enjoyable.

Also, please explain what a "Hole*" is.
Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
#15 - 2015-02-15 04:24:44 UTC
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
This is wonderful. Jayze should've eaten that humble pie quite some time ago. Please keep digging the whole though, as it is rather enjoyable to watch.


Hole*
I took my brutix on a suicide mission...how low is reading comprehension these days?


A better man would realise that he had made a complete baffoon out of himself, own up to it publicly, then continue with his business. You, however, are not one of those men: clearly you are blinded by your own ego.

Like I stated previously, please keeping digging the whole, as it is still rather enjoyable.

Also, please explain what a "Hole*" is.

At the risk of feeding what otherwise might be a troll - wait on second thought I'm just going to continue chuckling at this thread, and the sheer vastness of shiptoasting.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#16 - 2015-02-15 10:30:56 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Ya, laugh at me for playing the game for myself and testing my WH smartbomber in lowsec...so funny.
Try harder!

It's your fit I'm laughing at.


Keep laughing...you all act as if I was going with the intent of winning....sad really.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#17 - 2015-02-15 10:40:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Gemina Gidrine wrote:
This is wonderful. Jayze should've eaten that humble pie quite some time ago. Please keep digging the whole though, as it is rather enjoyable to watch.


Hole*
I took my brutix on a suicide mission...how low is reading comprehension these days?


A better man would realise that he had made a complete baffoon out of himself, own up to it publicly, then continue with his business. You, however, are not one of those men: clearly you are blinded by your own ego.

Like I stated previously, please keeping digging the whole, as it is still rather enjoyable.

Also, please explain what a "Hole*" is.



You speak of better men (hah!)....a "hole" is a wormhole...you know things like a gate, but not like a gate. They lead to mysterious and dangerous places...ohhhh boogey men. LMAO, if you have ever stayed in one for any amount of time, you would know how the dynamics work. You would know that when a ship comes in you get an activation flash/sound. If that ship is a covops you have less than a second to lock...it's impossible if they are smart and click warp and then cloak immediately after.
That fit...once again for the reading impaired; WAS A TEST. I tweaked it and now have 4 smartbombs for 1200dam.

It's SOLE purpose will be to pop cloaky frigs in my WH. (see activation...bomb). If it's too hard, that's where corp members come in. (hold target on grid, shut off bombs when fleet is in warp...pop...trust me, I done this sh*t in frigs and not died...that Brutix is gonna be a WH GOD! Let me move into a WH with +55% Smart Bombs then talk some ****.)
It's not fail...tyvm! (imagine two or three of em at 5k from the WH and overlapping blast radii. They take 1200 or 2400 dam each but deal 2400 or 3600 instadamage for 10k radius around the WH...cloaky frigs go pop!) That's even b4 lock...if the target isn't insta-popped then it will take most likely two vollies b4 it even gets a lock. More then likely it will b-line back to the hole.
There is a method to my madness...My insta-warping Astero is hot **** btw.

P.S. There is much meta breaking to be done in WH space. Everyone seems to be focused on Omni damage...when really they should be making WH specific fits (If sleepers have omni resistance and omni damage, we only need omni resistance...then capitalize on w/e gives most damage)

P.P.S. The sleepers are coming in Tiamat (Jovian piloted Sleeper Battleships)...better learn some lessons from WHers b4 it's too late.

"Smarter and more cunning adversaries will begin to appear after the release of Tiamat. You should make sure that you keep an eye on what they're up to, and make sure that you stay locked and loaded whenever you come into contact with them."

"Mysterious structures uncloak throughout New Eden."

You've been warned....Something is "looking forward to meeting us"
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#18 - 2015-02-16 09:23:54 UTC
As the OP has been biomassed, this thread gets a lock.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)