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Failed Assassination...pretty sad!

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Laya Stormborne
Doomheim
#81 - 2015-02-13 00:43:26 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
I experimented with a Brutix...I went to pirates solo...trying to blow up Geckos...too many pirates for one man Lol

If you think blowing my ships up that I take to blow up is grief...you need help!
It was enlightening...100mil...pls ONE of my Stratios is worth 3x that bare....keep trying tho

Difference being....0.3 and .9 are a bit different space btw. Nice try on the Santo turnaround though.


P.S. I took it to their H.Q. do you think I was worried about death?...the frig I lost prior to blowing up a 250mil Abby was 25mil.
So, 25mil plus 100mil = 125mil...250-125=125
I'm STILL up 125mil for 2 days....math don't lie...keep hatin'! Cool


P.P.S. Almost all that green isk on my killboards was the 1st month and a half of game play...Before I turned "carebear" as you put it.
Though I don't understand how flying a 100mil frig for months in the most deadly of deadly space is "carebear"-ish?
(Hint: I never stayed in the hidey hole...I launched from it)

It was 141mill total-failfit brutix. Math dont lie
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#82 - 2015-02-13 00:46:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Laya Stormborne wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
I experimented with a Brutix...I went to pirates solo...trying to blow up Geckos...too many pirates for one man Lol

If you think blowing my ships up that I take to blow up is grief...you need help!
It was enlightening...100mil...pls ONE of my Stratios is worth 3x that bare....keep trying tho

Difference being....0.3 and .9 are a bit different space btw. Nice try on the Santo turnaround though.


P.S. I took it to their H.Q. do you think I was worried about death?...the frig I lost prior to blowing up a 250mil Abby was 25mil.
So, 25mil plus 100mil = 125mil...250-125=125
I'm STILL up 125mil for 2 days....math don't lie...keep hatin'! Cool


P.P.S. Almost all that green isk on my killboards was the 1st month and a half of game play...Before I turned "carebear" as you put it.
Though I don't understand how flying a 100mil frig for months in the most deadly of deadly space is "carebear"-ish?
(Hint: I never stayed in the hidey hole...I launched from it)

It was 141mill total-failfit brutix. Math dont lie

Cuz zkillboards knows where I bought everything right? (killboards=averaged prices)
Unlike you I travel to the lowest prices.
I buy stuff, try it out...if I don't like it I turn around sell it and make more.

It cost me 100mil honey...keep paying ur mark up tho Blink

Even @ 141...Im still + (math don't lie = go back to school...derp...you're giving our Academy a bad name Lol)
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#83 - 2015-02-13 01:15:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Laya Stormborne wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Lugia3 wrote:
You have 10 kills and 40 losses.

Yeah, no. You're not a "griefer".


Don't quite understand the meaning of this assertion...however, don't forget I have lost 474mil, but helped destroy 2.42bil.
So, ya...anyway


OPs 141mill Brutix he just lost todayhttps://zkillboard.com/kill/44550958/

This thread has come full circle. OP saying "failed assassination pretty sad" so after being made fun of, OP tries to smartbomb himself this morning. Yet he is no Santo, he hits a 141mill Brutix and gets NO kills with it.

Learn your lesson Jayze?

Probably didn't even get past the in-gate. Going to find Santo through OMS. What a great plan. Roll



Trying to find Santo? You sure do think highly of yourself.
Water off a duck's back...like I would use smartbombs in hisec....I know Santo is a true coward and I know I would never find him in .3...but thx for confirming that.

Like I said already...only place to test was missions which it obliterates, so I took it to die a noble death so I could get an idea. But you keep commenting from within your box, I find it comical. Lol

P.S. I statyed at the Villore gate a lil bit, then I camped the Hey gate...no one stayed to play at all, so I took it to the station I knew was camped to pick a fight and lose. Fightclub style :D
Paranoid Loyd
#84 - 2015-02-13 01:21:41 UTC
Maybe you should check his KB, he spends more time in low sec than you think.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#85 - 2015-02-13 01:24:18 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Maybe you should check his KB, he spends more time in low sec than you think.


His lowsec haven....
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#86 - 2015-02-13 01:29:42 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Maybe you should check his KB, he spends more time in low sec than you think.



Furthermore...I watched him pop up as I traveled back and fourth between Amarr and my crib...he blipped on, then off as I pass through. I am lol'ing so hard thinking of him, thinking I am wasting my time hunting him :D

The fact that I have only 4.33mil sp makes it all so much more comical.

I'm sure so many have solo'd ships "4x as much as my KB" at that level #BigPicture
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#87 - 2015-02-13 03:44:21 UTC
You made a thread dedicated to how amazing you are for surviving a smartbombing assassination attempt on somebody else, and then continue to post about the smartbombing assassin, then lose a failfit smartbombing brutix. Yeah, 10m says you're hunting the guy.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#88 - 2015-02-13 03:51:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
You made a thread dedicated to how amazing you are for surviving a smartbombing assassination attempt on somebody else, and then continue to post about the smartbombing assassin, then lose a failfit smartbombing brutix. Yeah, 10m says you're hunting the guy.



How amazing I was? No, hisec bombing tyrant...lowsec test...get it right.
My fit is only fail cuz your narrow mind cannot comprehend why I would test out a WH fit in K space b4 I take it in...clear enough?

You must have also never chased a cloaky scout around a WH...This "fail fit" is something you know nothing of.
Nitris Denitrace
WeebFleet
Tsundere Triad
#89 - 2015-02-13 04:29:33 UTC
Throughout the course of reading this thread my brain has figured out a way to turn my blood into a concoction of AIDs, Ebola and Supercancer to end the agony of having to read this thread.


2/10 thread
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#90 - 2015-02-13 05:06:45 UTC
Nitris Denitrace wrote:
Throughout the course of reading this thread my brain has figured out a way to turn my blood into a concoction of AIDs, Ebola and Supercancer to end the agony of having to read this thread.


2/10 thread


"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it." - Henry Ford
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#91 - 2015-02-13 16:47:16 UTC
Wait, why is this still a thing?

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#92 - 2015-02-13 16:58:47 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Wait, why is this still a thing?


Cuz I lost a Brutix
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#93 - 2015-02-13 17:09:45 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Wait, why is this still a thing?


Cuz I lost a Brutix

Get in line.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#94 - 2015-02-13 17:27:06 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Wait, why is this still a thing?


Cuz I lost a Brutix

Get in line.


LOL, no doubt...I shouldn't waist my breath.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#95 - 2015-02-16 18:11:13 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Laya Stormborne wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
I experimented with a Brutix...I went to pirates solo...trying to blow up Geckos...too many pirates for one man Lol

If you think blowing my ships up that I take to blow up is grief...you need help!
It was enlightening...100mil...pls ONE of my Stratios is worth 3x that bare....keep trying tho

Difference being....0.3 and .9 are a bit different space btw. Nice try on the Santo turnaround though.


P.S. I took it to their H.Q. do you think I was worried about death?...the frig I lost prior to blowing up a 250mil Abby was 25mil.
So, 25mil plus 100mil = 125mil...250-125=125
I'm STILL up 125mil for 2 days....math don't lie...keep hatin'! Cool


P.P.S. Almost all that green isk on my killboards was the 1st month and a half of game play...Before I turned "carebear" as you put it.
Though I don't understand how flying a 100mil frig for months in the most deadly of deadly space is "carebear"-ish?
(Hint: I never stayed in the hidey hole...I launched from it)

It was 141mill total-failfit brutix. Math dont lie

Cuz zkillboards knows where I bought everything right? (killboards=averaged prices)
Unlike you I travel to the lowest prices.
I buy stuff, try it out...if I don't like it I turn around sell it and make more.

It cost me 100mil honey...keep paying ur mark up tho Blink

Even @ 141...Im still + (math don't lie = go back to school...derp...you're giving our Academy a bad name Lol)


Remember guys, time and effort have no value, so spending a few hours hunting down cheap sell orders for 30 mil worth of obscure faction modules is absolutely worthwhile.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#96 - 2015-02-16 20:36:03 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Laya Stormborne wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
I experimented with a Brutix...I went to pirates solo...trying to blow up Geckos...too many pirates for one man Lol

If you think blowing my ships up that I take to blow up is grief...you need help!
It was enlightening...100mil...pls ONE of my Stratios is worth 3x that bare....keep trying tho

Difference being....0.3 and .9 are a bit different space btw. Nice try on the Santo turnaround though.


P.S. I took it to their H.Q. do you think I was worried about death?...the frig I lost prior to blowing up a 250mil Abby was 25mil.
So, 25mil plus 100mil = 125mil...250-125=125
I'm STILL up 125mil for 2 days....math don't lie...keep hatin'! Cool


P.P.S. Almost all that green isk on my killboards was the 1st month and a half of game play...Before I turned "carebear" as you put it.
Though I don't understand how flying a 100mil frig for months in the most deadly of deadly space is "carebear"-ish?
(Hint: I never stayed in the hidey hole...I launched from it)

It was 141mill total-failfit brutix. Math dont lie

Cuz zkillboards knows where I bought everything right? (killboards=averaged prices)
Unlike you I travel to the lowest prices.
I buy stuff, try it out...if I don't like it I turn around sell it and make more.

It cost me 100mil honey...keep paying ur mark up tho Blink

Even @ 141...Im still + (math don't lie = go back to school...derp...you're giving our Academy a bad name Lol)


Remember guys, time and effort have no value, so spending a few hours hunting down cheap sell orders for 30 mil worth of obscure faction modules is absolutely worthwhile.


When you have 4.5mil sp, and you're not working to some other's vision (and your grinding jump clones for yourself)...then yes, the time it takes to "hunt" down stuff is negligible.
P.S. No need to hunt with eve-central Blink
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#97 - 2015-02-16 20:41:40 UTC
Furthermore, my lil shopping trips take me all over the place. I get to see stuff and make maps...specifically, I have 2 systems with the cloaked sleeper structures, those structures which uncloak tomorrow. Blink

So, you keep doing what your doing...I will keep doing what I do. Good day!
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2015-02-17 04:48:03 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:

When you have 4.5mil sp, and you're not working to some other's vision (and your grinding jump clones for yourself)


You're*

As in, you're doing it wrong, which doesn't surprise me.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#99 - 2015-02-17 06:05:09 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:

When you have 4.5mil sp, and you're not working to some other's vision (and your grinding jump clones for yourself)


You're*

As in, you're doing it wrong, which doesn't surprise me.


I got it right the first time, thanks for the grammar lesson tho.
Victus Henley
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#100 - 2015-02-18 14:01:31 UTC
people keep feeding the troll. op success i guess