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Anti-Pirate Patrols Suppressing Pirate Activities.
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Firelight Morgenstern
State War Academy
Caldari State
#121 - 2011-12-20 20:13:42 UTC
Duke Thunderhorse wrote:
Hey Tommy, who cuts your hair? Because it is absolutely fabulous.



His pet dragon?
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#122 - 2011-12-20 20:19:56 UTC
I have a dragon in my garage to!!
Silver Chair
Doomheim
#123 - 2011-12-20 20:23:17 UTC
Firelight Morgenstern wrote:
Duke Thunderhorse wrote:
Hey Tommy, who cuts your hair? Because it is absolutely fabulous.



His pet dragon?


He gets it done here
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanmkr/3870212499/
Vincent R'lyeh
Screaming Hayabusa
#124 - 2011-12-20 20:29:11 UTC
To be fair if that barbers chair was near my place I'd get my hair cut there too! Pirate

I have deliberately developed an air of cynicism that I originally intended to make me appear somewhat louche and caddish but actually comes across as irritable hostility combined with the unspoken threat of sudden violence.....
Blise
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#125 - 2011-12-20 20:55:47 UTC
All i wanted to say is BUTTS.
Kaeda Maxwell
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#126 - 2011-12-20 21:24:07 UTC
Silver Chair wrote:
Firelight Morgenstern wrote:
Duke Thunderhorse wrote:
Hey Tommy, who cuts your hair? Because it is absolutely fabulous.



His pet dragon?


He gets it done here
http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanmkr/3870212499/


Oh brutor bike dude can I have one of those custom made for my Jaguar? That thing is fabulous!
Vasavia
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#127 - 2011-12-20 21:48:39 UTC
Tauren Tom wrote:
Vasavia wrote:
Tauren Tom wrote:

Molden Heath is a great place to be a pirate and or general asshat.

It should be noted, the bold terms are NOT mutually exclusive.

EDIT: I broke the quote and I can't be arsed to fix. Sorries.



Don't worry! We don't expect miracles from our pirate bretheren. Btw, Region christmas party this year?

Yes, many jingly buttz will be given out amongst glorious yarr-brethren and sistren
Firebolt145
The Hatchery
RAZOR Alliance
#128 - 2011-12-20 21:54:29 UTC
Butts butts butts
Butts butts butts
Butts butts butts butts butts

(Sing to tune of jingle bells)
Firebolt145
The Hatchery
RAZOR Alliance
#129 - 2011-12-20 22:03:09 UTC
Quote:
[22:01:56] Altaen > I mean...piracy is dead...everywhere but MH


CONTRADICTIONS HO
masty
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#130 - 2011-12-20 23:23:22 UTC  |  Edited by: masty
Tauren Tom wrote:
Bip Bippadotta wrote:
Mr. Nyx dont worry "safesex or nosex" (but i have to tell you something.....this is a videogame)

Mr. Tauren Tom sorry ur grumpy.

I think I am going to try to be a pirate now that exams are done. Should I go to Molden Heath?
That seems like where all these though guys and girls are.



Molden Heath is a great place to be a pirate and or general asshat. Plenty of Russians passing through on their way to low/null and have no clue how highsec fighting works. Always a gang or two roaming about. Reverberation Project and Broken Chains Alliance pretty much run everything from atlar toward skarkon. Dragoons (another supposedly anti-pirate alliance) Runs about Bosena down to B-VIP9 And ofcourse all the pirates run about in between. High sec is full of can tippers and bait barges just waiting for a juicy can flipper to fall for their ploys.

Molden Heath is a pirate community where even the carebears are pirates.



so many lols here man.

As jack pointed out this is so out of date.
1) russians dont shoot you in high sec cause they cant or dont even know who you are ( i aint sure myself tbh)
2) Reverb never leave the high sec pocket unless its to go to osvetur and hang on feg gate when someone enters local
3) BCA - see point two
4) neither of these alliances run ANYTHING and avoid confrontation unless caught with pants down or they have ridiculous numerical superiority
5) Dragoons are not even in the same region, i honestly dont think they are even based in the neighbouring regions judging by their kb - which clearly shows how awesome they are aswell Lol
6) your last point makes no sense sir. If you are pirates im sure EM will need to modify their standings...
xxxAlloxxx
Better Off Red
Unspoken Alliance.
#131 - 2011-12-21 00:21:49 UTC  |  Edited by: xxxAlloxxx
Tauren Tom wrote:
Bip Bippadotta wrote:
Mr. Nyx dont worry "safesex or nosex" (but i have to tell you something.....this is a videogame)

Mr. Tauren Tom sorry ur grumpy.

I think I am going to try to be a pirate now that exams are done. Should I go to Molden Heath?
That seems like where all these though guys and girls are.



Molden Heath is a great place to be a pirate and or general asshat. Plenty of Russians passing through on their way to low/null and have no clue how highsec fighting works. Always a gang or two roaming about. Reverberation Project and Broken Chains Alliance pretty much run everything from atlar toward skarkon. Dragoons (another supposedly anti-pirate alliance) Runs about Bosena down to B-VIP9 And ofcourse all the pirates run about in between. High sec is full of can tippers and bait barges just waiting for a juicy can flipper to fall for their ploys.

Molden Heath is a pirate community where even the carebears are pirates.


Tom just wut?

First off it's low sec not high sec.
second haven't seen Reverb in a coons age and when if they happen to be around they dock or run to high sec as soon as they see a Gunpoint guy in local. Broken Chains will run about every so often but they certainly dont control anything.

And Dragoons? rly? when the hell have they even been around in the last 7 months?

About the only thing you got right is that molden heath is a vibrant pirate community.

Edit: having posted before reading further posts after yours. I came to the realization that jack and masty butts have covered all this.

So TL:DR your all fags and Happy f*&king Holidays Jarks

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Ninyn Taq
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#132 - 2011-12-21 02:33:38 UTC
I support this thread making it to 8 pages! MH piwates ftw!
silentmike
The Wild Cardz
Banana Code
#133 - 2011-12-21 02:53:54 UTC  |  Edited by: silentmike
So let's see if we can recap this thread for all those that don't like to read.

-- Anti pirates think they killed off piracy in Aldrat & Molden Heath
-- Anti pirates are delusional
-- Pirates have proven via KB links that pirating is strong as ever
-- Tauren Tom is bad at eve
-- People like butts

Ok, great read


Pirate
Dirty Protagonist
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#134 - 2011-12-21 03:04:59 UTC
butts

buttes~
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#135 - 2011-12-21 03:11:12 UTC
Dirty Protagonist wrote:
butts


I endorse these butts and/or butts.

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Firebolt145
The Hatchery
RAZOR Alliance
#136 - 2011-12-21 03:20:35 UTC
Dirty Protagonist wrote:
butts

no u
Ninyn Taq
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#137 - 2011-12-21 03:25:57 UTC
I'm glad to see that this thread has made it back to butts, quite possibly the root of all subjects.

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I contemplated sharing this with my corp only, but such things truly deserve a wider distribution.

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Best wishes,

--Taq
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#138 - 2011-12-21 03:37:28 UTC
I see thread hijack is successful as always. Though it lacks the immense spam of trollface.jpg
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Nyx Na'gorg
Doomheim
#139 - 2011-12-21 03:42:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyx Na'gorg
Why can't you failures from molden heath say "buttes" correctly?

EDIT: Tom.. why did you have to tell them we were derailing it? Now it makes us look like a bunch of failures from molden heath
Firebolt145
The Hatchery
RAZOR Alliance
#140 - 2011-12-21 03:51:59 UTC
Nyx Na'gorg wrote:
Why can't you failures from molden heath say "buttes" correctly?

EDIT: Tom.. why did you have to tell them we were derailing it? Now it makes us look like a bunch of failures from molden heath

Butts was always spelled with an E.