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Failed Assassination...pretty sad!

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Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#21 - 2015-02-07 23:05:12 UTC
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
You will never be half the capsuleer that Santos is.



Indeed!
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#22 - 2015-02-08 04:24:34 UTC
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#23 - 2015-02-08 05:17:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Mike Adoulin wrote:
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll


I cried? Interesting...lol

P.S. OP lived in a C3 shattered...OP left to find better one (that one had lowsec and null statics)
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#24 - 2015-02-08 05:26:33 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll


I cried? Interesting...lol


Ill make you cry you piece of **** bear
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#25 - 2015-02-08 05:28:08 UTC
Shailagh wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll


I cried? Interesting...lol


Ill make you cry you piece of **** bear


Keep trying....
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-02-08 05:30:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Tisiphone Dira
Jayze Severasse wrote:


I cried? Interesting...lol


Sure looks that way to me, an impartial and disinterested observer.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#27 - 2015-02-08 05:30:23 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Shailagh wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll


I cried? Interesting...lol


Ill make you cry you piece of **** bear


Keep trying....


How much does your mother weigh? What job does/did your daddy have?
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#28 - 2015-02-08 05:34:08 UTC
Shailagh wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Shailagh wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
OP hides in W-space to avoid wardec.

OP almost gets blapped by the legendary Santo 'Smartbomber' Trafficante.

OP doesn't realize that Santo is usually drunk or AFK while he smartbombs gates.

OP claims 'victory' and posts crap on forums.

OP gets mocked and laughed at.

OP cries.

Ugh

OP lets slip he 'lives' in one of the new shattered planet holes.

Cool

Extra Bonus Content:

OP shows his total lack of how the game works by thinking Loyd is Santo. Because.

Roll


I cried? Interesting...lol


Ill make you cry you piece of **** bear


Keep trying....


How much does your mother weigh? What job does/did your daddy have?


You're a bright shining star aren't you...you eat paint chips?
I never once cried...quite the opposite. You really do yourselves and your associates a disservice
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#29 - 2015-02-08 05:49:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Shailagh
Jayze Severasse wrote:

I cried...


I guarantee you i shall make you cry bro. Grief incoming. Im gonna be naked at my comp while doing it pleasuring myself while you cry as well. You and your corp are a joke also.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#30 - 2015-02-08 06:14:53 UTC
Shailagh wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:

I cried...


I guarantee you i shall make you cry bro. Grief incoming. Im gonna be naked at my comp while doing it pleasuring myself while you cry as well. You and your corp are a joke also.


I understand :(

But ok tyrant Ugh

I know the secret...you guys raging at me is your tears... Pirate

Chase your tail...
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2015-02-08 06:26:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Tisiphone Dira
Hahaha I just looked at Santo's Killboard. That concord mail the OP posted at 10:08? You weren't even the target mate, there was a shuttle and pod that met their demise at Santo's hand at that exact same time. This was the target, your shields and ego were just collateral damage.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#32 - 2015-02-08 06:28:48 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Hahaha I just looked at Santo's Killboard. That concord mail the OP posted at 10:08? You weren't even the target mate, there was a shuttle and pod that met their demise at Santo's hand at that exact same time. This was the target, your shields and ego were just collateral damage.


Oh ya he got his target? Pretty sure that was after mate...didn't say it was intended for me at all...it was botched. Funny stuff (Impartial my @$$)
Kaelynne Rose
WTB Somalians
#33 - 2015-02-08 06:44:44 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Hahaha I just looked at Santo's Killboard. That concord mail the OP posted at 10:08? You weren't even the target mate, there was a shuttle and pod that met their demise at Santo's hand at that exact same time. This was the target, your shields and ego were just collateral damage.


Oh ya he got his target? Pretty sure that was after mate...didn't say it was intended for me at all...it was botched. Funny stuff (Impartial my @$$)


Lol just looked at kill. Santo killed a 58million isk pod. Then you cruise by in a venture, take a lil damage watch him die and think you won eve or some kind of victory?

Hahah
Kaelynne Rose
WTB Somalians
#34 - 2015-02-08 06:47:04 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Hahaha I just looked at Santo's Killboard. That concord mail the OP posted at 10:08? You weren't even the target mate, there was a shuttle and pod that met their demise at Santo's hand at that exact same time. This was the target, your shields and ego were just collateral damage.


Oh ya he got his target? Pretty sure that was after mate...didn't say it was intended for me at all...it was botched. Funny stuff (Impartial my @$$)


Also it wasnt botched. He planned to loss his 10mill maller to concord in exchage for poddimg that 55mill pod. Id say mission 1000% success. If you had popped, youd have been a surprise bonus, yet somehow i doubt people even notice your worthless puneny insignificant meaniless existance as you pass from gate to gate.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#35 - 2015-02-08 06:58:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayze Severasse
Neat story bro...why you still posting 'bout it?
Kaelynne Rose
WTB Somalians
#36 - 2015-02-08 07:02:52 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Neat story bro...why you still posting 'bout it?


Just want to make sure you fully grasp how utterly insignificant and totally meaningless you are to eve and prob your real job as well. This is the most attention you will ever receive in game. Prob how when you ask out an ugly chick on a date and she laughs at you, but atleast a girl noticed you for a second huh?

LOSER
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#37 - 2015-02-08 07:23:30 UTC
Kaelynne Rose wrote:
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Neat story bro...why you still posting 'bout it?


Just want to make sure you fully grasp how utterly insignificant and totally meaningless you are to eve and prob your real job as well. This is the most attention you will ever receive in game. Prob how when you ask out an ugly chick on a date and she laughs at you, but atleast a girl noticed you for a second huh?

LOSER


Oh no, internet tough guys call me a loser...my self worth is shattered Roll
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#38 - 2015-02-09 15:22:44 UTC
sit on busy gate smart bombing shuttles and pods sounds dead entertaining and much skill Cool whats legendary about it again?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#39 - 2015-02-09 17:30:16 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
sit on busy gate smart bombing shuttles and pods sounds dead entertaining and much skill Cool whats legendary about it again?


I bet you 1 PLEX you cant do it effectively.
So Santo may not be legendary (he is though) , yet you most certainly are vastly less legendary than him
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#40 - 2015-02-09 18:03:30 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Santo has blown up 65 bil isk this month and we are only one week into it, you and your venture are not even a blip on his radar.

How much have blown up?

I find it comical that you call him pathetic when you tell us about how you were hiding in a wh waiting for a war to end Roll

Also, Santo is a -10, kill rights don't mean a damn thing.



Ahh you're so funny Roll
Did I say I was hiding out? Why don't you ask my war targets if I hide...or if I blockade break and go about business as usually (hint it's the latter).

His actions ARE pathetic, as is your attempt to belittle me...."camping in a c3 shattered" doesn't mean I was hiding. I hadn't even been in game. So, whoever wants me dead...pay him more Big smile


It must be hard to camp hisec and smart bomb people.....lol


Calm down miner!