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Witch Hunt declared!

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2015-02-04 20:03:29 UTC
Dear Alliance.
May God grant us victory!

Sukanan region has been under heathen siege for long time. Our relative small military has been valian by defending our backyard with the help of our peasant militias.

To further encourage this valiant struggle, this Patriarchate has decided to officially name this ongoing conflict. Let current Sukanan area conflict be forever remembered as a Exalted Sukanan Witch hunt.

God be with you.

- Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner, skilled industrialist and Ecumenical Patriarch of the Silent Infinity

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

U'tah Arareb
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-02-05 01:42:17 UTC
Not sure how the Theology Council will respond to that name for this campaign, still is it is good to be enthusiastic about The Lord's work.
Albizu Zateki
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-02-06 17:16:07 UTC
Your Excellency,


May the Lord guide your efforts.

"Bloody Omir's coming back. Monsters from the endless black. Wading through a crimson flood, Omir's come to drink your blood."

Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2015-02-06 19:01:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Johanes Beaumonte
Ave and hail Lord Vaari, Earl of BOTH Sosan III and VII, High Father and Founder of the Imperial Pharmacy, Despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, Ecumenical Patriarch of the Silent Infinity, Golden Mountain, Self Proclaimed Prophet, Banisher of all Witches, Bane of the Witches, Scourge of Heretics, Vanquisher of all Heretics, Skilled Miner, the GREAT Miner, Skilled Industrial, the GREAT Industrialist, World's Most Beloved Hero, Symbol of Unchallenged Victory, Morninglord, Carrier of Heaven's Light, Teacher of Pure Faith, Speaker of Unquestioned Truth, Lion of the Universe, and many more impressive titles!

I wish you the best of success in your efforts to keep the flame of Faith lit among the darkness.

P.S. Fixed, Admiral!
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#5 - 2015-02-06 20:21:37 UTC
Johanes Beaumonte wrote:
Ave and hail Lord Vaari... Golden Mountain, Self Proclaimed Prophet, Banisher of all Witches ... Lion of the Universe, Self-Proclaimed Prophet, and many ...

Get carried away there did you?

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#6 - 2015-02-07 01:19:06 UTC
I did not know this area had human females that have equal weight to a duck.
Captain Davison
Malachi Keep Detachments
#7 - 2015-02-07 17:48:01 UTC
Vlad Cetes wrote:
I did not know this area had human females that have equal weight to a duck.


I know! The 'demon'* ducks of Nahol are pretty nasty. I was down there while waiting for ore to be reprocessed and taken off back to Minmitar space.











*Carnivorous Toothed Avians.Typical prey can include human children.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-02-08 05:35:04 UTC
Captain Davison wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
I did not know this area had human females that have equal weight to a duck.


I know! The 'demon'* ducks of Nahol are pretty nasty. I was down there while waiting for ore to be reprocessed and taken off back to Minmitar space.











*Carnivorous Toothed Avians.Typical prey can include human children.


Well? EAT them then!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.