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Suck it up, Concord

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Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#1 - 2015-01-31 13:21:46 UTC
Before you start reading, play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE In the background.





It was late night, and I got a call from my drunk friend that he's going home from some party and he's got some fine cannabis with him. He offered to share it with me, and I accepted.

I discovered that playing eve high is pretty awesome. Suddenly, I wasn't afraid of CONCORD anymore. My friend, who never played eve before, loved the game as well.

The crucial moment was when I arrived to highsec and saw two mackinaws on DSCAN. I managed to locate them on some asteroid belt, so I proceeded.

Locked one of them, and started shooting. Not afraid. The police can't stop me.


https://zkillboard.com/kill/44263434/

Even tho I failed, I sent a message.

And the message is that you're never safe, as long as there are stoned pirates around.Pirate






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Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#2 - 2015-01-31 13:30:00 UTC
Someone that fails in robbing a bank, does that make him a bank robber?
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#3 - 2015-01-31 13:45:35 UTC
Why you failed to gank a Mack

Drugs are bad...Mkay.

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Xavier Holtzman
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#4 - 2015-01-31 13:59:06 UTC
Mashie Saldana wrote:
Before you start reading, play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE In the background.





It was late night, and I got a call from my drunk friend that he's going home from some party and he's got some fine cannabis with him. He offered to share it with me, and I accepted.

I discovered that playing eve high is pretty awesome. Suddenly, I wasn't afraid of CONCORD anymore. My friend, who never played eve before, loved the game as well.

The crucial moment was when I arrived to highsec and saw two mackinaws on DSCAN. I managed to locate them on some asteroid belt, so I proceeded.

Locked one of them, and started shooting. Not afraid. The police can't stop me.


https://zkillboard.com/kill/44263434/

Even tho I failed, I sent a message.

And the message is that you're never safe, as long as there are stoned pirates around.Pirate








Translation: Please think I'm cool because I smoke weed.

Related to: People who think that its cool to tell other people that they drink alcohol when they play EVE.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#5 - 2015-01-31 14:24:25 UTC
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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-01-31 15:31:20 UTC
Ooh look, OP thinks using drugs is cool.

Heads up, it ain't cool, it's stupid...

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#7 - 2015-01-31 17:52:29 UTC
Kudos to you OP. I can almost hear your laughter all the way over here.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-01-31 19:33:11 UTC
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#9 - 2015-02-04 20:43:58 UTC
maybe you should stop using drugs before real life police gets final blow
Mr Spaxi
#10 - 2015-02-04 23:30:13 UTC
I've yet to try playing Eve high, but playing drunk was an awesome experience, especially on one of our open roams. I loved it (and apparently, I was the only one who loved it)!
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-02-05 01:19:41 UTC
I LIKE TO DO DRUGS TOO

BUT ACTUALLY I HAVEN"T DONE DRUGS IN OVER A YEAR BUT I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST POTHEAD.

NOTHING WRONG WITH DRUGS. PEOPLE DO DRUGS CAUSE THEY"RE FUN.
Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#12 - 2015-02-05 03:07:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Mashie Saldana
J'Poll wrote:
Ooh look, OP thinks using drugs is cool.

Heads up, it ain't cool, it's stupid...



Oh you're right, one joint is gonna destroy your brainnnz aaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, drugs are bad. Stop drinking alcohol. It's bad for you..it's a drug!!!!

Stop drinking coffee. Caffeine is a drug too.

And, for the love of god, stop playing eve. Eve is the worst drug there is. It can ruin lives. Please stop!!Pirate

Very stupid.

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Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-02-05 22:48:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Desideratus
Realistically everyone is addicted to something that will temporarily take away the pain.

My grandma is addicted to taking care of her family.

There's real dangerous physical addiction like the ones people experience when addicted to a dangerous drug like heroin, then there is the psychological addiction that people face when they become addicted to something that they love. For me I've experienced this psychological addiction with weed, but for other people it could be anything, maybe a lover, or even a video game.

In this sense weed is one of the best drugs you could take. At least it will alter your state of mind and give you a different perspective, wheres a drug like TV will feed you the same old bullshit that has been shoved down your throat since you were born.

This is why people who refer to pot-heads as "drug addicts" or "drug users" in the traditional sense are just being ignorant.

Edit: H-E-R-O-I-N is blanked out ? That's absolutely ridiculous.