Out of Pod Experience

If I ever win the Powerball, I am going to buy the TruTV so called “network” and then liquidate the whole thing. I loved CourtTV, but nothing lasts forever so I was curious to see what would replace it. Holy ****, talk about stupid, is there anyone in that “repo” company that doesn’t have an ass in the front? The only thing they can repo is a double-quarter pounder and jumbo fries.

If Operation Fatshit wasn’t dumb enough, the colon of TruTV squeezed out another link log of **** called Southern Fried Stings. Okay, so we need to believe that this jackass is not a cop, but people come to him to setup a “sting”? Amazingly enough, I see people on Facebook and elsewhere who love the show, and even buy into the whole bullshit story. Has TV really stooped this low? Now even the “reality” shows are bullshit.

I thought watching Dog the Bounty Hunter was punishment enough, watching him get dressed up in his outfit, with the beads in his hair, the chains, the long flowing locks of blondeness, the pony tail, the boots, all his wanna-be cop gear, the mace, and the cuffs he never uses except when he hands them to someone else to do any actual work. Everyone I know in the Bounty Hunter industry hates these idiots. They kick the guy’s mother’s door in and toss him on the floor calling him a drug-junkie scumbag, then they hug him and have a heart to heart with him in the back of the explorer. Offer him a job, a cigarette, cop a feel from tank Beth’s huge breasts, and whatever else before they take the guy they “love” so much to jail to rot. If you love him so much then turn him loose, oh yeah not as much as money, I forgot.

Then I turn to A&E again and I see this new show come on, Billy the Exterminator. As if the river of dogshit TV hasn’t risen high enough, they add this dumb show to the mix. I don’t know about you, but when I call an exterminator, I expect a guy with a uniform shirt on, maybe a pot belly, with his chemicals or whatever. If you call this company, he shows up with his transsexual cohort all dressed up like the band Poison back in 1989. They both have about 200 piercings between the two of them, combat boots, jeans so tight that you can see the outline of his balls (not that I’m looking, I swear I swear), chain wallets, dog collars, cut off shirts, with everything black. Who in their right mind would hire these freaks to do anything but disappear? Well, evidently they get plenty of business.

You find out how when they go back to the office. This is another one of them shows, like Cake Boss and a few others, that has the main character’s mother as a central character. These women seem to think that America tuned in to watch and listen to them break everyone’s balls 24/7. The arguments are so fake, and so meaningless, that you just wind up changing the channel instead of listening to these skanks even one minute longer. Guess what? We already have a mom bitching at us for stupid ****, we don’t need to listen to you do it, you’re not funny or cool, and your whole act is fake as **** so shut up and go away.

Oh and Cake Boss? Don’t even get me started on that show. As a matter of fact, I do like this show for the most part. They have a really talented staff, and do some really incredible things with their cakes. I hate it when they try to pull the same **** that American Chopper does. All of a sudden, we are supposed to believe that the big corporations and their executives are all totally obsessed about getting a “theme” cake. Just like in American Chopper with the “theme” bike. Oh its Honda president’s birthday, let’s make a cake that looks like a rice burning factory, oh Playboy wants a cake for their Flag Day party, let’s make a chocolate cake in the shape of a big hairy penis. Oh the president of Trojan condoms is having his 53rd annual whatever, let’s make the Playboy cake again and throw some latex chocolate over the penis to look like a condom; oh they would be so happy. How about dropping the big corporate client theme, because the chances of any of those companies contacting you in reality to do any of this **** is a big fat ZERO?

Then I turn to Kourtney and Chloe Give Free Head in Miami, or whatever the latest gimmick with these brainless idiots is. Anyone who has ever had it tough in life would probably become homicidal watching this show. In one show, the girls thought it would be cool as a little project to pick up a homeless bum and clean him up, and give him some clothes. If you didn’t see this one, it isn’t how you’re picturing it, believe me. I found it very insulting how they treated this guy like he was their pet rock for the day so they could look good on TV. I was praying that he would go on a bender and attack them all with a chainsaw. Oh and their family, oh their family, the father Bruce or whatever his name is, another ******* who, like the reality moms, thinks that America tuned in to be captivated by him breaking everyone’s balls about the stupidest most meaningless ****, not. Kourtney and Chloe should just do away with all the extraneous bullshit and just make the show a full hour of them blowing their boyfriends and oiling their **** on the patio, that is all they are really good at anyway so why dilute the point?

Shows like Intervention, Lawman, Cold Case Files, those are excellent shows with as much truth woven in as possible, why can’t they stay on that path?

Entertainment? Fine, then say so, don’t masquerade it to have any basis in fact, it is just plain stupid...

Then you got Ma’s Roadhouse or whatever, it is almost identical to the Full Throttle, only instead of husband and wife running the business into the ground you got a hippie loser and his mother doing it. The mother is like 200 years old, a dead ringer for the Crypt Keeper on HBO Tales from the Crypt, and smokes about 12 cartons of Lucky Strikes each day. I bet she bought the saloon with Marlboro miles saved up from the last century of smoking. She looks like she is gonna croak any minute, and still manages to yell at her son in a voice that mimics Darth Vader with throat cancer. How about doing society a big favor and take a match to this hole in the earth? Then maybe the son would have to take a bath, shave, and go get a job for the first time in life.

Then you have Hardcore Pawn, which is basically what you get when you hire a ****** to copy A&E’s Pawn Stars as best they can, but make sure they suck out any resemblance to reality possible. All of a sudden, we are supposed to believe that any normal pawn shop has 3 or 4 daily robberies, 5 or 6 knock down drag out fist fights, bums and whinos breaking the place up, and employees fighting and screaming. How stupid and fake can we get? Everything is so staged and the acting is such dogshit that I am shocked anyone can possibly buy into it. Again though, incredibly enough, you still hear retards talk about it online that are convinced it is genuine. Please people, don’t get hired to do anything important, if you can believe this bullshit then you are a danger to us all. Keep that night shift at Dairy Queen, where the most damage you can do is show up late.

Then there is Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel. Lord, please take me now, anything but watch this turd of a show one more second. Rehab is a great name for it though, they all belong in rehab anyway. A party full of yuppies maxing out their Visa card to impress the half-naked barmaids trotting their asses around the pool. You have Matt, the boss, the guy who represents every ******* authority figure you ever dreamed of knocking their teeth down their throat. He runs around firing everyone, and then has to scramble to get things done. How about not firing everyone dumb ****? Then there is Sharon, a 50 year old woman who thinks she is 21 still, and tells all the security guys that they are “her boys” like she is either banging them or delivered them herself. I can’t tell which. Give up the flirting lady, you look ridiculous doing it. As if this show wasn’t stupid and fake enough, they found the need to start scripting scenes to make it more exciting. They made it so that the woman the black bartender was fooling around with turned out to be his 3rd grade teacher or whatever. So fake and full of **** quality 10 cent acting, it just amazes me that anyone could believe this bullshit. Now I know why people still sell stock via telephone, there is always a fresh supply of ignorant people waiting to be led. You just have to know where to look.

http://www.nyhumor.com/i-hate-trutv-operation-repo-and-all-their-shows.html

“World’s Dumbest…” is pretty good for a laugh.
“Forensic Files” has always been good.

Everything else is garbage

Dirty Jobs, now that is a reality show I can enjoy. Th eshows that actually show real people doing the things they do best are by far not the worst **** on TV, that being said REPO is a staged show for sure, with really bad actors to boot.

Also, lol at the guy calling Dog a wanna be cop. Not that i like the show or anything, but bounty hunters actually have way more 'power' to violate the rights of the wanted individual. No worries about warrents or excessive force. Most cops do not care for the bounty hunting profession because of their abilities to get away with things cops get lambasted and charged for.

As for COPS the TV show, I get the occasional kick watching the idiots that show up there. There is nothing better then watching a crack head try to get a cop to get her $20 back from another women sitting on her porch.

COP - "So mam why did you give this lady $20"....

Crack head - "uhm...... ah...... She said she need $20 to go buy some groceries.

That being said I absolutely hate the episodes where they show the cops wasting precious resources setting up stings to catch hookers, johns, and drug users


Slade