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Hit by a Life Ring.
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Twitch Seilus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-02-02 00:56:25 UTC
So, im a water person, pretty much the beginning of the human to fish evolution.. like Kevin Costner in the horrid movie..

Kayaks, Sailboats, fishing.. if it involves a river or lake I'm there.

I have a 26' cruising sailboat that I love to take out on the weekends or whenever I have time, its not huge but you can stay a night or two in comfort, has a bathroom and basic amenities,

Last week myself and my fiancé were out on one of the local lakes, the wind was a bit sporadic but it was there so we were just enjoying the day.

the Wind QUIT.. completely, I was sitting in the cockpit in the back and Jessie (better half) was in the cabin reading a book about sailing.. that in and of itself is kinda ironic, but a different story.

She pops he head up out of the cabin and says "no wind?"

And I just say "The Capacitor is depleted" in my best robotic EVE woman voice.

Vessels over 18' are required to carrya throwable life ring that can easily accessed so women can quickly grab them and throw them at men who quote "annoying video games"


Thanks EVE.
Badel Jramodarr
#2 - 2015-02-02 01:23:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Badel Jramodarr
Hope you didn't drop anchor when you were hit with the life ring, and did the life ring save you from your joke?
Did she let you go down below when you went down below, or was the wind knocked out of your sails?

I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all

...I'm on a horse
Twitch Seilus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-02-02 01:55:36 UTC
Badel Jramodarr wrote:
Hope you didn't drop anchor when you were hit with the life ring, and did the life ring safe you from your joke?
Did she let you go down below when you went down below, or was the wind knocked out of your sails?



Of lord, it's the punpocalypse.
Badel Jramodarr
#4 - 2015-02-02 02:14:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Badel Jramodarr
Twitch Seilus wrote:
Of lord, it's the punpocalypse.

Since you've not answered any questions I will presume the ship had sailed for the night and she forbid you from entering her cabin even though you hoisted the main sail.
You should really not go aft first. I thought I made the hint obvious in the previous post.
Oh well, you'll just have to mop the deck all on your own.

I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all

...I'm on a horse
Tiffany 'Tiffs' Succeed
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2015-02-02 10:13:13 UTC
Empty.

The capacitor... is empty.


Asteroids deplete.