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Huogikku Corporation would like to present , the Anti-flith Grenade
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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-01-30 15:58:59 UTC
Hi Foley Jones here and i would like to introduce to you all the "Anti-Filth grenade' (Name in the works)

What is the Anti -Filth grenade you may ask? Well im glad you asked, the Anti-filth grenade is the newest weapon of mass destruction in the Household warfare of cleaning brought to you by the glorious R&D team of Huogikku corporation

Check this **** out

This Grenade contains hundreds of nanites designed to..well clean the rooms of your house..Just pull the pin, hold on tightly as you prepare your throw, then chuck it into what ever room that requires the Anti-filth grenade

The Nanites also can dissolve any trash they come across....somehow... using their stick sensor arrays, that we somehow developed for nanites...The Nanites can accurately find those hidden snake wrappers behind your couch or get that rotten grape thats been decaying under your refrigerator for weeks now

Tired of having to clean the dirt between those titles in your floor? Not anymore will you have to suffer cleaning that, as with the Anti filth grenade, you can have that bathroom cleaned within a total of 2 minutes!

Think of all the time you can save with the Anti-filth Grenade!

Order now, are current pack of 24 grenades, for a total of 50,00 ISK

But if you order right this moment, i will throw in 12 more grenades, FREE!

Thats right! a 25,000 ISK value kit, absolutely free!

Buy now while supplies last!
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#2 - 2015-01-30 16:00:27 UTC
I also coat my home in nanites.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Rinai Vero
Blades of Liberty
#3 - 2015-01-30 16:03:05 UTC
inb4 grey goo
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#4 - 2015-01-30 16:05:20 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
I also coat my home in nanites.


Me too!
Thea Isotalo
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-01-30 17:10:35 UTC
Heyas!

Sounds nifty!

Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?

I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?

I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.

Um...yeah.

Thanks!

BRCE: Mission Statement!
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-01-30 17:19:27 UTC
Thea Isotalo wrote:
Heyas!

Sounds nifty!

Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?

I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?

I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.

Um...yeah.

Thanks!


Yes ma'am!
The Anti-filth Grenade is excellent also for laundry, just simply toss the grenadec into your washing machine with your dirty clothing, then shut it tight and let the Nantes do their work!

And yes it can clean up everything you listed, and more!

And everyone loves a good grenade at a dinner party!
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#7 - 2015-01-30 17:52:37 UTC
Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-01-30 18:05:05 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?



No,

but we are developing a knife that has that ability.....
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#9 - 2015-01-30 18:23:27 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?



No,

but we are developing a knife that has that ability.....


Shut up and take my money! You deliver to wormholes right?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-01-30 18:37:54 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Do you also make special cleaning cloths that can soak up any liquid known to man?



No,

but we are developing a knife that has that ability.....


Shut up and take my money! You deliver to wormholes right?



Yes but you wont be able to use our express deliver ervice..have to use our slower more generic service
And shipping would cost extra...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-01-31 07:24:52 UTC
Oh damn it, Mr. Foley!!

I thought you have invented a grenade, that would kill only gallenteans, and you... you...

I am disappointed.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#12 - 2015-01-31 08:13:32 UTC
Now if someone would just invent an anti-stupid grenade and toss it Kim's way...

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#13 - 2015-01-31 09:41:21 UTC
Science has gone too far!

Imagine how much Dust I can clean up with those grenades! Entire battlefields!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-02-01 02:41:16 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Now if someone would just invent an anti-stupid grenade and toss it Kim's way...

Then I would survive and if you would be nearby, you would die.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2015-02-01 03:20:31 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
Heyas!

Sounds nifty!

Can this stuff do laundry? Carpet?

I mean just suppose like a real grenade went off in my quarters. Say during a nice dinner party? Would one of yours be good at well...cleaning that kind of a mess? I mean, would it be able to get rid of all the blood spatter, food, scorch marks, broken glasses and bits of corpses without damaging the carpeting or the paintings? Can they get those stubborn droplets of arterial spray from inside even the tiniest electronic devices?

I mean, not that this is likely to happen. I don't usually go around throwing grenades at dinner parties. That kind of behavior totally gets you talked about. But you know, stranger things have happened.

Um...yeah.

Thanks!


Yes ma'am!
The Anti-filth Grenade is excellent also for laundry, just simply toss the grenadec into your washing machine with your dirty clothing, then shut it tight and let the Nantes do their work!

And yes it can clean up everything you listed, and more!

And everyone loves a good grenade at a dinner party!


Can this grenade clean up combustion residues in barrels of projectile weapons and nuclear waste produced by Matari starship reactors?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#16 - 2015-02-01 04:07:18 UTC
A real Anti-Filth Grenade would kill all the filthy Minmatar subhumans in the room into which it is thrown while leaving all the non-Minmatar unharmed.
Zhong Juan
Doomheim
#17 - 2015-02-01 13:23:07 UTC
I believe I know a fitting slogan for this product. Bang, and the dirt is gone...

I am sorry.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#18 - 2015-02-01 13:26:46 UTC
Zhong Juan wrote:
I believe I know a fitting slogan for this product. Bang, and the dirt is gone...

I am sorry.


More like Boom?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2015-02-04 16:28:25 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
A real Anti-Filth Grenade would kill all the filthy Minmatar subhumans in the room into which it is thrown while leaving all the non-Minmatar unharmed.


So basically a grenade that is good at penetrating armor made of scrap metal?
Tabris Katz
The Forgotten Children
#20 - 2015-02-04 17:04:58 UTC
Mr. Jones,

A few questions about this product.

First, how long do these nanites linger after deployment? If they do linger for a significant amount of time, will the continue to clean for the duration of such said activity?

Second, how safe is this product on living creatures? Would be safe to use in a room while a cat or dog is present in there or would I have to vacate myself and other pets from such said rooms for the duration of their activity?
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