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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#21 - 2015-01-29 13:03:57 UTC
Bowling would be the new soccer. Cats and dogs I tell you! Living together!

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Catalytic morphisis
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2015-01-29 13:22:57 UTC
Black Pedro wrote:
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
The bumping mechanics in eve make no sense other than a stupid way to grief other players.

Personally I would prefer some sort of collison mechanic which would not be limited just to ships but all structures/rocks in eve but I would guess that might cause too much crying from the gankers and bumpers.

You mean cheering? What a glorious age of destruction you would bring in if collisions caused damage. Carebears expoding their missioning or mining ship by accidentky ramming it into a structure, gank Macks smashing into frigates and expoding them without a flag, sucide Stabbers taking out mission runners deep in dead space pockets.

It would be excellent.


I love this idea, Suicide intercepters!

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Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2015-01-29 14:33:45 UTC
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

Up NPC's taxes to 50% and pool the isk and once a year split the pool with every player corp

All npc ships should have a restrictor placed on them that slows them to 25% speed damage tank, and yeild

Npc corps can't vote in the CSM

All npc corp ships are to be painted pink

There should be a shoot on sight on all npc corp players for corruption
All npc players need to pay a miner permit for each bet they mine.


Oh and grrrr goons

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Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#24 - 2015-01-29 14:48:00 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

Up NPC's taxes to 50% and pool the isk and once a year split the pool with every player corp

All npc ships should have a restrictor placed on them that slows them to 25% speed damage tank, and yeild

Npc corps can't vote in the CSM

All npc corp ships are to be painted pink

There should be a shoot on sight on all npc corp players for corruption
All npc players need to pay a miner permit for each bet they mine.


Oh and grrrr goons
Owning a pink Thorax would make it worth it P

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#25 - 2015-01-29 14:54:41 UTC
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

Up NPC's taxes to 50% and pool the isk and once a year split the pool with every player corp

All npc ships should have a restrictor placed on them that slows them to 25% speed damage tank, and yeild

Npc corps can't vote in the CSM

All npc corp ships are to be painted pink

There should be a shoot on sight on all npc corp players for corruption
All npc players need to pay a miner permit for each bet they mine.


Oh and grrrr goons
Owning a pink Thorax would make it worth it P

TTP 15 minutes Twisted
Can I have purple veins (stripes) running down the ships length? I thing it would make it go faster.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#26 - 2015-01-29 15:02:17 UTC
Mag's wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

Up NPC's taxes to 50% and pool the isk and once a year split the pool with every player corp

All npc ships should have a restrictor placed on them that slows them to 25% speed damage tank, and yeild

Npc corps can't vote in the CSM

All npc corp ships are to be painted pink

There should be a shoot on sight on all npc corp players for corruption
All npc players need to pay a miner permit for each bet they mine.


Oh and grrrr goons
Owning a pink Thorax would make it worth it P

TTP 15 minutes Twisted
Can I have purple veins (stripes) running down the ships length? I thing it would make it go faster.
Only if you can fly it into the mouth of a pink Avatar

Ooer missus

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#27 - 2015-01-29 15:06:16 UTC
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Mag's wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Owning a pink Thorax would make it worth it P

TTP 15 minutes Twisted
Can I have purple veins (stripes) running down the ships length? I thing it would make it go faster.
Only if you can fly it into the mouth of a pink Avatar

Ooer missus
I'd do that in a heart beat. But I would also use it for bumping into a players rear end. Big smile

It's now looking more and more tempting, to jump back into an NPC corp. Lol

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#28 - 2015-01-29 15:11:50 UTC
Mag's wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Mag's wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Owning a pink Thorax would make it worth it P

TTP 15 minutes Twisted
Can I have purple veins (stripes) running down the ships length? I thing it would make it go faster.
Only if you can fly it into the mouth of a pink Avatar

Ooer missus
I'd do that in a heart beat. But I would also use it for bumping into a players rear end. Big smile

It's now looking more and more tempting, to jump back into an NPC corp. Lol
Muhahaha

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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2015-01-29 15:24:06 UTC
Black Pedro wrote:
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
The bumping mechanics in eve make no sense other than a stupid way to grief other players.

Personally I would prefer some sort of collison mechanic which would not be limited just to ships but all structures/rocks in eve but I would guess that might cause too much crying from the gankers and bumpers.

You mean cheering? What a glorious age of destruction you would bring in if collisions caused damage. Carebears expoding their missioning or mining ship by accidentky ramming it into a structure, gank Macks smashing into frigates and expoding them without a flag, sucide Stabbers taking out mission runners deep in dead space pockets.

It would be excellent.


Its funny people who frequently risk billions of isk worth of ships and cargo are called carebears by people who dare not undock in anything other than a 7million isk ship. But that aside I am glad you like the idea :).
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#30 - 2015-01-29 15:32:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Threads like this are why I can never seem to rip myself away from C&P. Lol



EDIT: To be somewhat on topic, I do agree that there should be some kind of disincentive to staying in an NPC corp for extended periods of time. Something along the lines of a tax that starts at zero and then increases gradually every 6 months.

I think that penalizing everyone in an NPC corp from day one is too much as players don't necessarily have control of when they will end up there. Also, penalizing ship performance is kind of over the top in my view.

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Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#31 - 2015-01-29 15:32:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Its funny people who frequently and foolishly risk billions of isk worth of ships and cargo by not taking precautions to protect their cargo or ships while flying through well known ganking hotspots are called carebears by people who dare not undock in anything other than a 7million isk ship. But that aside I am glad you like the idea :).
FTFY.

Gankers use the 7 P's, why can't haulers?

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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2015-01-29 15:34:04 UTC
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
I seriously doubt the majority of the crying would come from gankers and bumpers, they'd just deal with it and adapt their tactics to take advantage of it; mission runners, haulers and miners on the other hand...


Can you please please tell them (the gankers) that as I have frankily got quite bored with all the sobbing about procurers and skiffs and all the other changes which mean they can't suicide gank exhumers in million isk ships any more. Thx.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#33 - 2015-01-29 15:37:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Mag's
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
I seriously doubt the majority of the crying would come from gankers and bumpers, they'd just deal with it and adapt their tactics to take advantage of it; mission runners, haulers and miners on the other hand...


Can you please please tell them (the gankers) that as I have frankily got quite bored with all the sobbing about procurers and skiffs and all the other changes which mean they can't suicide gank exhumers in million isk ships any more. Thx.
I will get right on that, as soon as I've worked my way through the crying and whining about cloaking, ganking, bumping and hyperdunking. Cool

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2015-01-29 15:37:40 UTC
I think wardec avoiders should pay for hiding in NPC corps.

I think NPC corps should incrase taxes to 75%. That'll teach them.
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#35 - 2015-01-29 15:39:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
I seriously doubt the majority of the crying would come from gankers and bumpers, they'd just deal with it and adapt their tactics to take advantage of it; mission runners, haulers and miners on the other hand...


Can you please please tell them (the gankers) that as I have frankily got quite bored with all the sobbing about procurers and skiffs and all the other changes which mean they can't suicide gank exhumers in million isk ships any more. Thx.
I didn't say that there wouldn't be any crying from gankers, I said that they wouldn't be the majority of those producing the tears if the bumping mechanics were changed to include collision damage.

Try reading the whole post instead of ignoring the bits that don't fit in with your views. Reading comprehension is a vital skill in life, try using it.

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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#36 - 2015-01-29 15:56:56 UTC
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
I seriously doubt the majority of the crying would come from gankers and bumpers, they'd just deal with it and adapt their tactics to take advantage of it; mission runners, haulers and miners on the other hand...


Can you please please tell them (the gankers) that as I have frankily got quite bored with all the sobbing about procurers and skiffs and all the other changes which mean they can't suicide gank exhumers in million isk ships any more. Thx.
I didn't say that there wouldn't be any crying from gankers, I said that they wouldn't be in the majority of those producing the tears.

Try reading the whole post instead of ignoring the bits that don't fit in with your views. Reading comprehension is a vital skill, try using it.


I quoted you directly and in full or do you mean I should have 'fixed' your quote. Since where did I say only gankers get upset? I know reading hurts your mind but no need to write dribble.
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#37 - 2015-01-29 16:00:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
Thomas Mayaki wrote:
Concord Guy's Cousin wrote:
I seriously doubt the majority of the crying would come from gankers and bumpers, they'd just deal with it and adapt their tactics to take advantage of it; mission runners, haulers and miners on the other hand...


Can you please please tell them (the gankers) that as I have frankily got quite bored with all the sobbing about procurers and skiffs and all the other changes which mean they can't suicide gank exhumers in million isk ships any more. Thx.
I didn't say that there wouldn't be any crying from gankers, I said that they wouldn't be in the majority of those producing the tears.

Try reading the whole post instead of ignoring the bits that don't fit in with your views. Reading comprehension is a vital skill, try using it.


I quoted you directly and in full or do you mean I should have 'fixed' your quote. Since where did I say only gankers get upset? I know reading hurts your mind but no need to write dribble.
Just because you quoted it doesn't mean you read or understood it, as is obvious by the point you tried and failed to make Shocked

On a side note the word is drivel, not dribble. One is used to criticise speech and writing, the other refers to a stream of drool or the maneuvering of a ball in sport.

Please insert coin to continue.

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Catalytic morphisis
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2015-01-29 16:50:06 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

This Needs to be implemented for Everyone, I'd have that on my avatar in a second!

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Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#39 - 2015-01-29 19:01:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Concord Guy's Cousin
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

This Needs to be implemented for Everyone, I'd have that on my avatar in a second!
Indeed, especially if it's Franks Guristas bunny suit from Donnie Darko.

ISD LackOfFaith ~ "Your Catalyst was a hamster, and your Retriever smelt of elderberries"

NPC Forum Alt, because reasons.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2015-01-29 19:02:31 UTC
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
All players in a npc corp should be forced to have bunny suits on the avatars.

This Needs to be implemented for Everyone, I'd have that on my avatar in a second!



If it is I get to have the only blue one

Cuz guy stuff

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
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