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Who Is DBRB?
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Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-12-20 02:58:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Forum Fighter
See: Title

I don't think there has ever been a more legendary personality in any MMO, yet I have never see him poast. Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic?

Lyris?

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat™
Craggus
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-12-20 03:12:12 UTC
He is a god among men.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-12-20 03:20:47 UTC
His dog is the single most well experienced FC in all of New Eden..
Craggus
Doomheim
#4 - 2011-12-20 03:37:31 UTC
Xolve wrote:
His dog is the single most well experienced FC in all of New Eden..


I can confirm this as well. The god who is DBRB somehow taught this dog English.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#5 - 2011-12-20 03:37:34 UTC
Forum Fighter wrote:
Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic?

He has no fans, has never had, and will not have.
Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-12-20 03:52:37 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Forum Fighter wrote:
Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic?

He has no fans, has never had, and will not have.


Hater

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat™
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2011-12-20 05:13:31 UTC
The Man, The Mystery

DBRB is an enduring institution of goon fleets. He has commanded hundreds of fleets over the past few years. Like all dedicated fleet commanders that run that many ops, he is widely hated. He is hated because the sound of his voice has grown weary in the ears of goons, he is hated because he plays EVE, he is hated because the kind of fleets we need to run in order to succeed in EVE Online are boring shitfests, he is hated because he is a pubbie, and he is hated because he has not always led goons to victory. Also, his stupor-told stories usually fall far short of entertaining his fleet, during quiet moments.

On the other hand, he has had a large part in our military successes over the years, and many of the reasons for hating him happen to all FCs, sooner or later. He also is much less of a primadonna than many of our other active FCs have been, over the years. His sense of humor is sometimes... lacking, but otherwise he's an affable soul.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-12-20 05:14:21 UTC
Common DBRB phrases

"LIKE A BOSSSSSSS"*
"HEY GUYS WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY???"
"BARK BARK WOOF WOOF"
"EVERYONE! EVERYONE! WARP TO XXX... ... WHAT?! BS ONLY! WHY ARE CAPS WARPING...?!!!!"
"EVERYONE! EVERYONE! WARP TO XXX...". When most of the fleet is in warp, "OH ****! CANCEL... CANCEL WARP!!! IF YOU WARPED, YOU ARE DEAD..."
"ALRIGHT GUYS, I GUARANTEE WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT, SET DESTINATION FOR [some place 30 jumps away]" (almost always results in either blueballs or shooting some kind of structure)

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#9 - 2011-12-20 05:20:01 UTC
Bark bark?

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Saktor Maet
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-12-20 07:02:03 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Bark bark?



Warp to bark bark.

Primary will be Bark second-barkbarkbark-es
Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-12-20 07:50:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Forum Fighter
Ladie Harlot wrote:
The Man, The Mystery

DBRB is an enduring institution of goon fleets. He has commanded hundreds of fleets over the past few years. Like all dedicated fleet commanders that run that many ops, he is widely hated. He is hated because the sound of his voice has grown weary in the ears of goons, he is hated because he plays EVE, he is hated because the kind of fleets we need to run in order to succeed in EVE Online are boring shitfests, he is hated because he is a pubbie, and he is hated because he has not always led goons to victory. Also, his stupor-told stories usually fall far short of entertaining his fleet, during quiet moments.

On the other hand, he has had a large part in our military successes over the years, and many of the reasons for hating him happen to all FCs, sooner or later. He also is much less of a primadonna than many of our other active FCs have been, over the years. His sense of humor is sometimes... lacking, but otherwise he's an affable soul.


Thanks. This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat™
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-12-20 08:35:59 UTC
A fat guy on the internet.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-12-20 08:36:15 UTC
Oh wait DBRB? That'll be the fat guy's dog.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-12-20 10:15:42 UTC
Forum Fighter wrote:
This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?

Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#15 - 2011-12-20 10:38:40 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Forum Fighter wrote:
This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?

Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.

Oh my. That sounds intriguing. Also terrifying. Kind of like a trainwreck...
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-12-20 16:23:44 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Forum Fighter wrote:
This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?

Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.

doggy style CoolCoolCool
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-12-20 17:44:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
I prefer Mr. Vee's fleets honestly.. but ever since he got his Cruor back he's been kinda douchey and generally too good for us non-goon CFC asshats.

Edit: OP in order to properly get fan-fic, you must be wearing sunglasses or nobody will take you srsly...
Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-12-20 18:06:30 UTC
Xolve wrote:
I prefer Mr. Vee's fleets honestly.. but ever since he got his Cruor back he's been kinda douchey and generally too good for us non-goon CFC asshats.

Edit: OP in order to properly get fan-fic, you must be wearing sunglasses or nobody will take you srsly...


What are the chances of DBRB for CSM? Shittani is a little too emo...

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat™
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-12-20 20:52:50 UTC
Forum Fighter wrote:
Shittani is a little too emo...

And this is why CSM6 is the most effective CSM ever.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Ilvari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#20 - 2011-12-21 00:11:04 UTC
Forum Fighter wrote:
Thanks. This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?


I like that one time he fleetwarped an unfit Nyx into 400 Maelstroms
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