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Once appon a time..

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Angel T Hunter
Republic Military School
#1 - 2015-01-22 00:51:45 UTC
...In a galaxy known to us as New Eden there was a yellow, fluffy short chicken known as Fluffy Chicken.
Now, one day as Fluffy was out walking he met a kitten.

The kitten- Yo Fluffy, I gonna pwn your yellow chicken ass if ya aint handing me over some ISK!

Fluffy Chicken looked at the scrubby sorry excuse of a cat liked it been talking **** about his mom, Beatrice Chicken, so he said to the damn kitten.

Fluffy Chicken- Yo pussycat! I gonna bust you up you damn fool! I know chicken-fu and ****..

And so Fluffy did.. He busted up that kitten so much that the cat needed to go see a doctor.
Fluffy Chicken was happy. He went home to his mom and had bacon for dinner. Then he went out for another walk.

***

In the Ninja Kittens hideout the kitten gang was all napping when Rudolph, Ninja Kittens punchbag, ran in and woke em all up.

Hey guys! Herbie just got his kitten ass busted by Fluffy Chicken! He is at the doctor now!
Bert, the head of the Ninja Kittens, got angry when he heard the news, and he said.

Bert- We gonna make that yellow, fluffy chicken pay guys. Lets go make a trap for him and then make him pay for what he have done.

And so the kittens ran out to make a trap for Fluffy Chicken to walk into.

***

As Fluffy Chicken came stroling down the streat, he notice a snare on the ground.

Fluffy Chicken- Oh, look! a snare! I bet it is pretty safe to step in it. Nothing bad will happen at all!

And so the dumbass chicken did.

But what will happen next?
Will the Ninja Kittens make the chicken sorry for busting up their friend or will the trap fail?

You, the next poster let us know what will happen.

A. The Ninja Kittens make the chicken pay

B. Trap aint working

I will continue this epic space saga when I know what it will be.
Enya Sparhawk
Black Tea and Talons
#2 - 2015-01-25 06:38:24 UTC
Huh??

(Am I the only one waiting for him to just cross the road already?)

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Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír.

Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir.

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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3 - 2015-01-25 21:10:03 UTC
I choose "A. The Ninja Kittens make the chicken pay" but I'm keeping my finger on the first page so I can turn back if I don't like what happens.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#4 - 2015-01-26 10:17:05 UTC
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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#5 - 2015-01-27 00:39:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Ed: Wow, that's censored? Lol

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Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-01-27 00:46:28 UTC
Dangit!!

*was wanting dumbass kittehs trap not to work*

*Sits down to listen anyways*

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