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Proof that some Goons are useless

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Jenshae Chiroptera
#1 - 2015-01-25 17:35:00 UTC
AFK cloaker, every advantage in their favour. Combat ships had to re-ship, that takes an average of 1.5 minutes.

https://zkillboard.com/br/24062/

We were admittedly, sleeping. It was chaotic but we stood our ground and they had to run away. Lol

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#2 - 2015-01-25 17:39:04 UTC
Grrr Goons.

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Sadario
Know-Nothings
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#3 - 2015-01-25 18:00:18 UTC
They went into hostile space, got a fight, lost the ISK-war efficiency by 2% (according to ZK's approximation). That's enough to rant about? I call goon-victory!

IB4L
Koshka narkotikov
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2015-01-25 18:35:05 UTC
Mining barge drones too stonk
Jenshae Chiroptera
#5 - 2015-01-25 19:00:49 UTC
Sadario wrote:
They went into hostile space, got a fight, lost the ISK-war efficiency by 2% (according to ZK's approximation). That's enough to rant about? I call goon-victory!
Bomber wings are used on combat ships successfully in hostile space. They lost against disorganised miners.
Bit like failing to hit the ground, with nothing else around when falling over.

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Jelly Onaplate
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-01-25 19:22:15 UTC
If someone could point me in the general direction of the crime, or indeed punishment in the OP I'd be grateful.

Thank you.
Rayvon Tyranicus
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-01-25 19:49:20 UTC
Got kills? Check.

Op success.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#8 - 2015-01-25 20:01:03 UTC
Jelly Onaplate wrote:
If someone could point me in the general direction of the crime, or indeed punishment in the OP I'd be grateful.
Thank you.

Crime = attacking miners & breaking and entering into someone's home system
Punishment = blown up and shamed.

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Dagoth Fett
Whole Squid
#9 - 2015-01-25 20:42:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Dagoth Fett
I was gonna congratulate you for snagging some blops and a t3 or two, but then I realized you didn't kill a single one of them.

Good job killing some bombers I guess?
Jenshae Chiroptera
#10 - 2015-01-25 20:47:33 UTC
Won on ISK and made them run. Win.

Normally miners = dock or die
... and normally don't succeed at PVP because so much skill goes into resource processing.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2015-01-25 20:54:03 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
AFK cloaker, every advantage in their favour. Combat ships had to re-ship, that takes an average of 1.5 minutes.

https://zkillboard.com/br/24062/

We were admittedly, sleeping. It was chaotic but we stood our ground and they had to run away. Lol


Wow.. someone who was AFK did that you say?

Someone who was cloaked did that you say?

Someone who was AFK and cloaked did that you say?

I'm having a hard time believing that someone who was cloaked and wasn't even at their keyboard did that.

That's what I say.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Jenshae Chiroptera
#12 - 2015-01-25 20:59:23 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
AFK cloaker, every advantage in their favour. Combat ships had to re-ship, that takes an average of 1.5 minutes.
https://zkillboard.com/br/24062/
We were admittedly, sleeping. It was chaotic but we stood our ground and they had to run away. Lol
Wow.. someone who was AFK did that you say?
Someone who was cloaked did that you say?
Someone who was AFK and cloaked did that you say?
I'm having a hard time believing that someone who was cloaked and wasn't even at their keyboard did that.
That's what I say.
If you go to a hair salon they might give you some free hairs to split. Blink

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

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Dagoth Fett
Whole Squid
#13 - 2015-01-25 21:12:21 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Won on ISK and made them run. Win.

Normally miners = dock or die
... and normally don't succeed at PVP because so much skill goes into resource processing.



Yep. You popped some squishy frigates using destroyers, which takes a great deal of skill/skillpoints. Well done.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#14 - 2015-01-25 22:18:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Dagoth Fett wrote:
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Won on ISK and made them run. Win.
Normally miners = dock or die ... and normally don't succeed at PVP because so much skill goes into resource processing.
Yep. You popped some squishy frigates using destroyers, which takes a great deal of skill/skillpoints. Well done.
Oh yes! Fear my destroyer!
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44141526/
Clearly you know what you are talking about in great depth. Quiver in fear folks! Me and my destroyer are going to take over the galaxy! Even titans are squishy to that destroyer of systems and stations! Lol

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-01-26 00:22:16 UTC
Looks like a tie to me. I am curious though. How can you have a crime in lawless space?

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Jenshae Chiroptera
#16 - 2015-01-26 00:23:36 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Looks like a tie to me. I am curious though. How can you have a crime in lawless space?
Morally.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

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EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2015-01-26 00:35:26 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Looks like a tie to me. I am curious though. How can you have a crime in lawless space?


They were in mining barges.. and admitted they were sleeping.

That is a crime no matter what space its committed in!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Jenshae Chiroptera
#18 - 2015-01-26 00:37:36 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Looks like a tie to me. I am curious though. How can you have a crime in lawless space?
They were in mining barges.. and admitted they were sleeping.
That is a crime no matter what space its committed in!
Never started to drift off, start AFKing more and more or start shooting your buddies on a gate camp?
(Gate camping is more boring and less rewarding than mining to me)

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2015-01-26 00:45:17 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Never started to drift off, start AFKing more and more or start shooting your buddies on a gate camp?
(Gate camping is more boring and less rewarding than mining to me)


Only 2 of those things are crimes. Shooting your buddies during gate camps is a time honored eve tradition.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Tasnala Estidal
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2015-01-26 00:58:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Tasnala Estidal
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Morally.


Are morallys new on the market? Part of tear-icide? They sound op.
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