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Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#21 - 2015-01-21 07:14:28 UTC
A thread not even about Kim yet same people who tell her to stop blathering feel it necessary to make it one? She's yet to even post here but now it's probably inevitable; you all should feel ashamed.

As for Tiger....well....I kind of laughed when I read the announcement honestly, but at the same time I feel sorry for you. Hope you find happiness with that....situation.

-Eran
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#22 - 2015-01-21 07:41:31 UTC
I foresee this union being one that will stand the test of time... Roll

Captain Torpedo I'm glad that all those millions of ISK you shelled out for date auctions has paid off for you. You liked it so you put a ring on it. She knows your nature so she put a lock on it.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-01-21 08:13:10 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
A thread not even about Kim yet same people who tell her to stop blathering feel it necessary to make it one? She's yet to even post here but now it's probably inevitable; you all should feel ashamed.

As for Tiger....well....I kind of laughed when I read the announcement honestly, but at the same time I feel sorry for you. Hope you find happiness with that....situation.

-Eran


As much as I dislike Kim I will continue to vouch for her inability and unsuitability to ever start anything remotely resembling a family.

Because she does not deserve the slander.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#24 - 2015-01-21 09:56:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Lasairiona Raske
Although my opinion perhaps means little at this point, after all, I am the mother of two of those children, I can only offer this honest advice.

A relationship without trust will not stand. It certainly did not in our case. Which is why two of his biologicial children are now being raised away from his influence. If he had asked himself to see the children instead of sending Shalee as an intermediary, perhaps he would have more time in their lives. We will never know.

The decision was one that pained me greatly and does to this day, despite all that transpired between myself and Captain Torpedo.

There may be some questions as to my employment with his corporation. I will state we do not interact. My position reports to another director. These were the conditions I made when I was asked by UPAY command to return to assist with employment protocols.

I clarify these things not to defend myself or my actions, this seemed like the best place to do so.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#25 - 2015-01-21 10:24:44 UTC
Chastity device.

Huh.

Did not think either of those two were into that sort of kink.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2015-01-21 12:35:11 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
Chastity device.

Huh.

Did not think either of those two were into that sort of kink.


Given the response to this thread, perhaps they should have stuck with ball-gags.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#27 - 2015-01-21 12:42:35 UTC
Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#28 - 2015-01-21 12:57:07 UTC
A Torpedo with a dummy warhead.

What will they think of next, ayyyy

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Ariane Evault
Amderon Family
#29 - 2015-01-21 14:14:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ariane Evault
Whatever. You can probably sort it out yourself, better than I can.
Bai'xao Meiyi
#30 - 2015-01-21 15:30:28 UTC
Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:
My fellow capsuleers,

For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.

That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!

My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.

Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.

That is all,
Tigerfish.


So it has come to castrating the creep to cease his depraved mass procreation?

Heaven help his idiot wife.
Kalo Askold
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2015-01-21 15:45:14 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.


Sure about that?
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2015-01-21 16:39:22 UTC
Ariane Evault wrote:

Quote:
threat of violence?


I don't have any idea why violence has any relation to marriage. But maybe that's a Caldari thing. After all, Caldari society is mainly fascist.


Violence is a natural consequence of betrayal or, at least, it really ought to be - whatever your politics. As to whether it's a particularly Caldari thing, I'm not at all sure. Sebiestor women are more vengeful, in my experience.

Civire women demand respect.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#33 - 2015-01-21 16:41:08 UTC
Kalo Askold wrote:
Ava Starfire wrote:
Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.


Sure about that?


Yes. Very.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#34 - 2015-01-21 16:45:56 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.


He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.

Big smile


Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.


You seem to have rather intimate knowledge of Kim's physique. Want to tell us something?
Kalo Askold
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2015-01-21 17:45:13 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Kalo Askold wrote:
Ava Starfire wrote:
Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.


Sure about that?


Yes. Very.


Just checking.
Ariane Evault
Amderon Family
#36 - 2015-01-22 09:26:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ariane Evault
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ariane Evault wrote:

Quote:
threat of violence?


I don't have any idea why violence has any relation to marriage. But maybe that's a Caldari thing. After all, Caldari society is mainly fascist.


Violence is a natural consequence of betrayal or, at least, it really ought to be - whatever your politics. As to whether it's a particularly Caldari thing, I'm not at all sure. Sebiestor women are more vengeful, in my experience.

Civire women demand respect.


Ok, that's a perfectly reasonable context for violence relating to marriage. Retribution after a betrayal.

Civire, Sebiestors, Gallente - we are different. That is good.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2015-01-22 09:44:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.


He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.

Big smile


Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.


You seem to have rather intimate knowledge of Kim's physique. Want to tell us something?


I observed her spending her time not posting here shooting at the lot of us. However, I did interact with her in non-violent situations and learnt of the following:

1. She really hates Gallenteans
2. She either can't or doesn't want to have children
3. For some reason or another she reacts rather amusingly whenever the topic of intercourse is brought up.
4. She's a terrible drunk.
5. She keeps putting her hands on things she has no business touching. For example, the fluid router's black box component.
6. She's an awful assistant.
7. She is a collector of rubber missiles and Thorax models.

Also, a person who can't understand the why the notion of building a space wall on planetary surface and launch into space, or just plain building a space wall, is nonsensical is unsuitable for motherhood.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#38 - 2015-01-22 11:11:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Eran Mintor
Edit: Forget it.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#39 - 2015-01-22 17:51:37 UTC
This thread has been a train wreck from start to finish.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#40 - 2015-01-22 18:26:02 UTC
I can't believe I am about to say this....

Yet another reason why the Federation must be destroyed....

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
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